The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

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I just can't believe the crazies can't see it!

It's excess, it's just obscene, they don't NEED any more stuff
, they've got more than they'll ever need and some!
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Are her supporters blind to what she's doing? She's not hiding her illness, obsession with non stop buying over the top $$$$ things to fill her soulless soul. Stefraudnie the Black Hole Chatelaine. She'll never be satisfied. What memories will she have later in her life? Tragic existence. People who continue to throw money at her, have serious issues themselves. It's not a secret Stephanie's Chateau is in ruin, & after 17+ years, not much has changed. Other than it becoming more of a dump, dangerous inside & out.
 
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If you use this technique frequently, keep your eyes open for blending pens. They are basically like markers, just filled with mineral spirit instead of ink. This makes the usage much easier.
 
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This weather is really trying to spoil my holiday in France. Today's highlights, Stopped off at our fav bordeaux wine producers and stocked up for the year. Had a fab lunch in a nearby auberge, goats cheese in filo parcels with salad, beef with potatoes and veg, cafe gourmand, with bread (no side plates) and a 1/4 bottle of wine. All for €19. Drove in plenty of rain today and are now exploring Charente-Maritime area. Now I have vlogs to catch up on.
 
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I just can't believe the crazies can't see it! Or do they and they're in serious denial as it's taking the shine off their fantasy.

It's excess, it's just obscene, they don't NEED any more stuff, they've got more than they'll ever need and some!
Her die-hard followers definitely do not see it! I don't know if they're deluded, lonely folks who just have no capacity to see it or if, at this point, they're in too deep and refuse to see it! I'm not a regular viewer of Brenda's Facebook page and the last day or two, I've been over there just to see what's up, due to the Patreon issue. It wasn't just the post calling Stephanie "a futurist" or even the posts saying "how could this happen to Stephanie?" (as if to say if it happened to someone else, not a problem, just not to their precious Stephanie - and remember, they are under the impression that it was/is a "glitch") that upended me. The comments that really got to me - of which there were an abundance - were the ones who were saying how everything hinged on the Patreon account being up and running, that if the Patreon account wasn't up and running, all the renovation would stop.

I was beside myself reading those comments! In my head I was screaming "Hey Fool! There haven't been any renovation for the past three years while the Patreon account was up and running!" I do not understand what these people think they're paying for with their monthly donations - they seriously think they alone are funding some sort of reno going on at la Lande! Even Brenda, in her long winded rant about how it was Stephanie's money to do with as she pleases, spelled it out for them, saying that Patreon was like Netflix, a subscription service, and didn't say it had to be used for renovation! I don't understand what they're seeing on these daily vlogs that I am not seeing! I also don't know what they think Patreon does to facilitate renovations - so many of them said "without Patreon, there are no renovations!"...as if they were screaming about a fire at their neighbor's house! It was the oddest reaction I've ever seen....and I live in the US, with a very volatile political climate, and knowing these patrons of Stephanie's are out there, walking amongst us, scared me just as much, in a different sort of way!
 
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Two words: Nicolina Divito, reportedly London's best eyebrow stylist.
Only her master's degree in Islamic law, and her uncle, Murdoch goon Sir Will Lewis, now behaving very badly indeed as the CEO of WaPo, can explain those eyebrows.
Or latching your fingers around any man's arm when the cameras come at you.
She doesn't know JTB and I have a date next week to hike the West Highland Way in matching merino jersey booty shorts.
 
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Just came across the egyptologist's flog, looks interesting! Another take on the latest chateu wedding!
I rather like Curtis and Filippo.
Enjoy!
 
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Just reading your post, @NotAChatelaine! I am very behind.

WTF couldn't Fanny and Snorts have collected their hoard earlier and save on the storage fees? They could have done it last time they were in Agde/Beziers. Nimes is only an hour or so away. What's several hundred dollars to them?!
 
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If you use this technique frequently, keep your eyes open for blending pens. They are basically like markers, just filled with mineral spirit instead of ink. This makes the usage much easier.
I don’t get to practice art much any more but I have used the blending pens for certain areas of the work. They’re especially good for shading. For the heavier sculpting techniques I prefer the brushes. I always suggest trying many techniques because each artist should find what works for them.
 
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Off topic but WHY was Queen Camilla clutching her handbag a la Balcony today ? Perhaps she had borrowed Fanny hot water bottle ??
 
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The only thing 'dodgy' about the Princess are her morals.
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Just happy you're here @Balmoral

We're probably all baffled one way or another as far as the gruesome twosome are concerned! Their shenanigans are a bit like translating hieroglyphics. But I don't doubt we unravel them with all of our detective work.
Where's Curtis when we need him
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She said Man cub had found a complete dinner service..(at such a good price) . how can it be complete if the number of serving dishes alter from 18 dinner plates, 8 soup plates, 12 dessert plates, 12 coffee cup and saucers? If there are 18 dinner plates, then presumably there should be 18 of everything else, allowing for the 1 dinner plate he already had, making 19. He's now going to go home and hopefully wash all the necessary items in order to serve dinner to the guests, which going by the past attendees should be approx 4 guests. The way she name drops Marie Antoinette, you would think she had actually eaten food from the same plates they purchased...It was only the design and who's to say MA acutally liked them? They won't make the food taste any better.
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Suggestion - Marie Antoinette met La Guillotine in the end. How will Stephanie's story of gross excess end?
Did they serve her head on one of those precious expensive platters?
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I am trying to think what Potty would have called Fanny when they were a couple ,Snorts called her Angel
Maybe he has a plan?
 
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I bet C'est moi that the baby shampoo they bought was cheaper than the proper shampoo that a Vet would sell them !!!
Those two only open the $$$ when its for themselves!!!
It is lovely for babies. Better than supermarket quality, you can only buy it in pharmacies. Probably about €12 for that flacon. I used to buy it for my boy when he was a little 'un which is why I recognised it. Incredibly mild with a nice natural scent. However, not for animals really.
 
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I am trying to think what Potty would have called Fanny when they were a couple ,Snorts called her Angel
Lucifer was an angel... once.

It's only too late when you decide it's too late.
I suspect you have found me, but just to confirm... (hint)

As a slutty Caran d'Ache whore I'm sticking to that brand. But I've got the Pablo pencils if I can get my hands on some mineral spirits, I'd love to try out that technique.
Upside would be, I wouldn't have to purchase the Supracolor pencils, downside is I will have to be travelling with mineral spirits and have to discard it in an enviromentally friendly way, rather than just tossing out the water.

My apologies...

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Ruby just texted me. He overheard Fanny& Potts discussing offering a deluxe B&B meal for €100 per person in your group and you get to choose which of the 500 china sets they use. Sure to be another moneymaker! Guess how long it will be before they read this and put this scheme into action?
 
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The marble was put on top so that the piece could be used as a washstand. Pieces of furniture with marble tops are boudoir pieces. Foreigners buying it tend to put it wherever they want possibly because that wasn't the thing in their home country. Tantetwotonnes also has horrible taste and no idea. As someone said previously, there is a default that runs down the female side of that family.
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Oh, for pities sake! They are Christies tastemakers. Of course they arrange things.
 
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I feel like Philip is a big pusher on the spending. He loves to to dress…..tables.
 
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I am trying to think what Potty would have called Fanny when they were a couple ,Snorts called her Angel
I notice Potty made several slightly uncomfortable references to her being th majority shareholder during the lastntrip. That may always have been the case but I don’t recall those barbed references before.
 
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