The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

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Fromthenorth

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Not sure if/how she will get out of the patreon "glitch" but for right now is that alright to feel happy fanny four flues is feeling the hot coals under her feet ?! :whistle:
 
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HalcyonOrganic

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I don’t know about you all, but the header with both faces on Patreon really wakes my interest.
 
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Just Grift Wood said:
seems it is quite serious. Stephanie hope you're not pissed in the South of France you may want to look at this

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I had so much fun on Tuesday at the Radiology that I went again this morning so they could xray some more of me. Pretty sure they'll get the whole lot soon! Anyway... Honestly, I take a couple of hours and it all starts to happen. I have some catching up to do! But looks like just desserts are starting to be served. You can imagine the tantrums that are going on 🤣 This could be when tonton, twotonne, cuz and natti call it quits. Demand that she leaves never to darken their door again.
 
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Lochness Monster said:
They definitely missed the ceremony.
Fanny has her high heels ion and walked with the dog. Gamy hip and back , I am not so sure.
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What a lot of happy memories/ vlogs for other chateau owners.😂
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Yep. Arrived as the wedding party were preparing to leave the Mairie. Despicable fanny and Thrush are definitely NOT part of the chateau preferiti. Some of the other people milling about on the periphery were probably for the next wedding. I'm not so sure that they weren't wedding crashers. They were so not a part of that wedding. They stayed with virtual strangers. All very odd. Tolerated for clicks!
 
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Pyke

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Mummy Moon and Paul (Melissa) visit Chateau de La Ruche for a well earned break. Classy set up unlike CHMN as we Tattlers know. Hope they get some bookings out of Jennys video, nicely done.
 
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MRShavershamsdress said:
I’d bet good money the rest of the grifting Fannyverse and hangers on are quietly shitting themselves! Thank goodness the wiki has the receipts along with sleuth extraordinaire @KiKiGee because there will lots of deletions and frantic edits tonight! I wonder how much of PhiPhi’s fine pawwwwwselaine Fanny’s has already smashed?!?

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I wonder if they did a U turn on the A75 somewhere between Clermont-Ferrand and Millau. Hightailed it back to liarsworld for serious damage control... too late, too late will be the cry.
 
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C'est moi said:
Yep. Arrived as the wedding party were preparing to leave the Mairie. Despicable fanny and Thrush are definitely NOT part of the chateau preferiti. Some of the other people milling about on the periphery were probably for the next wedding. I'm not so sure that they weren't wedding crashers. They were so not a part of that wedding. They stayed with virtual strangers. All very odd. Tolerated for clicks!
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No, they really weren't part of that wedding. But to have friends, you must BE a friend. Stephanie and Philip are not interested in anyone but themselves and their own frivolous, superficial needs. As I said the other night, I hope Steve and Sara, and anyone else who feels they need to climb up Stephanie's hind end, finally see her for what she truly is. And that would be....NOT your friend!...(among other things).
 
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I'm currently on my jollies.... and haven't been able to catch up... I've gone directly to the last thread and see a glitch in the patreon accounts? Also noticed it on Lancelots fb page... can anyone update me please? Thanks xx
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Fanny most likely got reported to patreon so they were obliged to investigate ...and subsequently was offline for a while ... but Fanny being Fanny would of had her top legal executives on the case and et voila ding dong the witch is back!!
 
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Pyke said:
Mummy Moon and Paul (Melissa) visit Chateau de La Ruche for a well earned break. Classy set up unlike CHMN as we Tattlers know. Hope they get some bookings out of Jennys video, nicely done.
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How lovely, clean and uncluttered. All the flowers in pots out the front and I bet they're not using 20 year old towels.

Understated and elegant.

I'm sure Fanny must think her guests should be eternally grateful for being allowed to stay in that crusty fusty musty old farmhouse, with it's clapped out furniture, peeling paint, dust and unfinnished decorating.

All of these other Chateaux who do B&B, really do show La Lande for what it is.......... a heap.
 
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Le Baiseur

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It was just an elaborate ruse to avoid posting a Patreon vlog.

BTW, does anyone know if she's still a Patreon Ambassador?
 
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