The Chateau Diaries #309 Stephanie wastes money on the garden, the chapel, the boyfriend - all useless!

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1. Gold is NOT her color! She looks like tit in it.
2. He's not dancing with them, he's manhandling them.
3. He looks super pleased with himself with his high kick being the highest in the chorus line.
4. I hate him.
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In the shot taken from behind Fanny when dancing, it seriously looks as if he's dancing with a blow up doll.. She often looks like one of those dolls, I think it's the way she stands and her posture
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kindlydude
5 hours ago
It was so much fun to see everyone dancing. They were all good, but I have to say that Stephanie and Phillip are great dancers ...they ought to look into ballroom dancing lessons held at Chateau de Lalande for visitors. They need a large lake house/conservatory to hold balls!! <3

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She should have gone to Specsavers!
 
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Separated at birth! (John Cleese and the Ministry of Silly Walks.)

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Mummy ensured Fanny had lessons to hide her Scottish accent, was forced to sing and play the piano , was dressed in questionable clothing for various occasions and dumped by a boys school gates hoping she would be picked up by a rich boy.
Did Fanny attend ballet or any dancing lessons?. At Oxford I am absolutely sure there would have been balls to attend and dancing lessons held there too.
How is it that despite having some
musical ability she has absolutely no rhythm and cannot dance?
Snorts the Actor Singer etc also no formal dance training?
 
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sarahPage-ex1xs
34 minutes ago
Oh Stephanie, your not really going to marry him - are you ? He's young enough to be your son, I think the miniature Coffin summed up Phillip. Time to wake up and smell the coffee girl, your lose half your Chateau if you marry him....that's french law. Get that poor dog's eye sorted. Poor thing. Where have you left your brain ? Maybe your Mum needs to be back on the scene, she tolerates him, but marriage...No, No,No.

kit2130
44 minutes ago
Surprised Philip is still there. Haven’t watched in a while
 
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In the shot taken from behind Fanny when dancing, it seriously looks as if he's dancing with a blow up doll.. She often looks like one of those dolls, I think it's the way she stands and her posture
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She should have gone to Specsavers!
spot on lol
 
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Speaking of dancing, what was this move of Viv's? Putting her arm behind her back and dancing with her husband around the 23:00 mark? It was an obvious move to put that arm behind her back - one second it wasn't there and then very deliberately it was for the rest of her little dancing scene with Simon. Maybe because of the way shithead Philip was dancing all over the place, she was afraid she'd knock him out or something?

So weird. The whole dance thing was silly, forced and contrived. And hilarious to watch!
It was weird M&M......... I thought that maybe her dress was "riding up" and the hand was pushing it down while dancing????:unsure:
 
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That all his shopping lists in there of his I want, I want, I want moments. Hideous person.

There is something wrong with that dog, he's being sick a lot and has been a bit like that right from the start. His eyes have never been good. He needs a vet, no question about it.
These pure breeds often have a very restricted gene pool and hence resecessive bad genes can easily be passed on. Who knows if the breeder knew what they were doing. I've heard from breeders bagging on other breeders that they often don't do the right thing and get tests when they should. We can hardly call these people dog lovers if this is the case.
 
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your lose half your Chateau if you marry him....that's french law.

- this is not true

The couple has joint ownership of all assets and liability for all debts, but limited to assets and liabilities accruing after the marriage took place. Each spouse retains his or her own property acquired before the marriage (including gifts and inheritance).
 
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What a difference in vlogs, Dan and Team working tirelessly at Coco Chateau, Billster and Team grafting hard at The Convent, including Mick Petherick who is about to turn 80. Everyone as a team, camaraderie, trust, enjoyment and pride in jobs well done. Compare with Fanny and her pathetic "Team " of false friends, fake laughter, pretentious twits pretending to enjoy themselves partying and shopping with nothing to show for it apart from some manky knives.
 
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What a difference in vlogs, Dan and Team working tirelessly at Coco Chateau, Billster and Team grafting hard at The Convent, including Mick Petherick who is about to turn 80. Everyone as a team, camaraderie, trust, enjoyment and pride in jobs well done. Compare with Fanny and her pathetic "Team " of false friends, fake laughter, pretentious twits pretending to enjoy themselves partying and shopping with nothing to show for it apart from some manky knives.
And both are removing/installing huge ass beams, in record time at that! If she really wanted to, Fanny could have had Lalande's Grand Salon beams replaced and had the room open to guests a year ago.
 
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What the heck - Steve was just tired and dehydrated? He’s fainted a few times before? You fools - that is not normal! Get him to a proper physician for a full work-up immediately, and start a proper diet and exercise program!
Who cleaned up the blood?
 
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What a difference in vlogs, Dan and Team working tirelessly at Coco Chateau, Billster and Team grafting hard at The Convent, including Mick Petherick who is about to turn 80. Everyone as a team, camaraderie, trust, enjoyment and pride in jobs well done. Compare with Fanny and her pathetic "Team " of false friends, fake laughter, pretentious twits pretending to enjoy themselves partying and shopping with nothing to show for it apart from some manky knives.
Snorts does both the CanCan and the Charleston….again.
 
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These pure breeds often have a very restricted gene pool and hence resecessive bad genes can easily be passed on. Who knows if the breeder knew what they were doing. I've heard from breeders bagging on other breeders that they often don't do the right thing and get tests when they should. We can hardly call these people dog lovers if this is the case.
Breeders know ...... that is why Ratso was half price and older .

My daughter bought a pure breed Mini Poodle some years ago. We told her that the puppy was limping when running and she went to the Vet. They could not find anything wrong .... even went to a animal chiro and it was he who told her there was something wrong and he could not fix it but take him to one of those emergency Vets that have all the machinery for scans etc plus specialist Vets that go there ..... off we went and yes they found out what was wrong with her doggie ..... poor Pepper has not only one but two front legs with shoulder instability after scans were taken. He was born with it !!
There is an operation but sometimes it does not work and considered as a "last resort" but the Vets were positive about a harness to be worn that pulls the legs to the shoulders ..... measurements were taken and it comes from the US ..... Pepper has been wearing it plus he does dog hydrotherapy which has really helped too. He is not in much pain and not walking with a limp . :)

Oh yes..... my daughter did ring the breeder and she said there was Nothing Wrong with him and she would not listen to any more lies..... daughter said she would send copies of the doctors report ...... Nuh , did not want to see it !
Breeders are usually all about the $$$ .
Would my daughter take Pepper back to her and try to get her money back? No!! They love Pepper and thank god that dog was given to the right people unlike Ratso!!!
Fanny says Ratso has a blocked nose / eye system...... ok I see that as my dog has that but my dog is what is called Brachycephalic - squashed noses like pugs and Pekingese and it is common but we had to look after that as it can get so wet and infected !! It was all checked out at a Animal Eye Specialist when he was a puppy. Yes it was expensive but that is what one does !
So I would say a Eye Specialist would do Ratso's Op as he has a long nose and drainage would not be such a problem plus ..... in some photos we can see a cloudy eye ........ another problem but I bet IF Fanny and Snorts went to a Vet they NEVER went to a Animal Eye Specialist that can do those Operations Pronto!
They are $$$ but excellent but then..... that would mean it would eat into Fannys dress and Snorts porcelain buying !!!!!!
 
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