The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Help me out here as I don't really see any grown men in this pic. I see some young lads playing dress-up as their grandpas.

I most definitely see no young lads in this picture. Zilch. Nada.
Just grown men who are willingly bossed around by her lazyship.

 

[KiKiGee]

Someone needs to send a set of walkie-talkies to the shatoo. Until then, maybe the 'makers', Steve and Sara, can rig up some soup cans and string.

The cans could also be used as the Church of Stephinology e meters.

 

[Madame No]

—And Nati walking in in the middle of the talk telling her about the desk having arrived. As it is the most important thing which can't wait.—-

That was unbelievably rude when Nasti walked in, interrupted and blurted out about the lame desk. No Class Nasti.
SJ better watch her. Hopefully Nasti’s access to $ is nil. That is one Calculating schemer.

I've thought about someone 'working' at the shatoo embezzling all the money. It won't be Nati as she's not that clever, but I could imagine some sleazy charmer, just SJJs type, in the future sweeping her off her stilettos all the while cleaning out the bank accounts. There are so many great scenarios one could write about. Another of my favorite plots includes finding a body (you choose) decomposing in the compost bins! "Does anyone know what happened to Philip? He was supposed to be back days ago."

 

[Gibson]

She's obviously defrosting the chicken fillets for tomorrow's dinner.

I wouldn't munch on those. Who knows where her porky mits (ryhmes with something else) have been?

Wasted on the vegetarians as well! They will be avoiding fillet contact so no use putting them on a plate. Philip is no doubt allergic too. Do we know if he has a rubber allergy?

 

[lalablahblah]

Craptoe wouldn't take so long if they didn't open everything before hand to color coordinate the getups with the gifts.

 

[Madame No]

She recieves a paaaarfect set of glasses...clearly a house clearout...the tiny ones probably never used were at 12 ... the rest a few leftovers...luckyly not broken overtime..omg what crap those people send...now people we know...all crap we usually put in the bin or to the charityshop...ship it all to Lalalande..the biggest pile of crap there is..always happy to recieve...we will put it next to the staires . like all the framed crap...on their way to the attic...when we have the time to put it all up...mind you we are so busy...

The shipping costs are probably more than the stuff is worth. But hey, some little old lady or gent in Australia is bragging to their tea party friends that a real chatelaine living in a real chateau in real France is drinking real champagne out of their treasured family heirlooms and now they are part of LaLande too! Yipee! Living through others.

 

[KiKiGee]

I wouldn't munch on those. Who knows where her porky mits (ryhmes with something else) have been?

Wasted on the vegetarians as well! They will be avoiding fillet contact so no use putting them on a plate. Philip is no doubt allergic too. Do we know if he has a rubber allergy?

My guess would be latex....

 

[Madame No]

I most definitely see no young lads in this picture. Zilch. Nada.
Just grown men who are willingly bossed around by her lazyship.

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This pic reminds me of a group of sons/grandsons patiently doting on their aging mother/grandmother while she reminisces about all her old stuff. Everyone with tight lipped smiles, meaningless nods and staring off into space just waiting for the whole painful episode to end so they can get out of their monkey suits and have a stiff drink and a puff or two.

 

[lalablahblah]

But it's miniscule!!! For Tea Bag. That one made tea go down the wrong way. Need to clean my mind.

 

[Milre]

-So nice that Nic, Marie and Antoine made it after all-

Virgin poster. Found this site after getting gang banged in YT comments.

Weak Marie needs to extricate her son from this freak show. He is slowly being corrupted. SJ is making bank, and will clearly continue to make millions. Time to give ole Nic an ultimatum. Steph buys him out and they move on. If he refuses, well, she knows her place in the hierarchy. Either way: Control your life Marie, stop indulging Nic, protect your son, grow a pair and stay away from this perverse environment.

Oh, and Please Stop cooking for SJ, Stop providing nibbles and drinks. Stop being her witch.

Welcome, virgin and gang bang in one sentence? What a start! Gang banged on you tube? Someone must come up with a thread title, please!

Just goes to prove, Nuti really is just as stupid as we feared.

Just wait, people will send her now the right ones.

 

[Arfarf]

I have asked this earlier today... But I thought that today the Canadians and Andie could blow this popcorn stand and be on their way.....elsewhere..... Anywhere!!!! Take BJJ in your suitcase. And can Nutti still leave on "holiday" to her home country ( Argentina???) Soon?
I want everyone to leave and see what SJ would do.
Oh, wait I forgot... Selmar and Marie are never leaving.

 

[Milre]

I should send this puzzle of Versailles I have somewhere ... with only one piece missing

 

[darkone]

OMG.....that dress!!!! Why is she wearing such a low-cut dress to open gifts?

 

[ComtesseRose]

From left to right: The (Mad) Hatter, Alice Jarvis, The Dormouse and The March Hare.

 

[joanofbark]

Well would you believe it ! I’ve found people I can’t stand as much as Stephanie and I think they should all get together . Kyle Flavell ( great thread in here) also a narcissistic grifter , and I’ve just discovered Nicolas Fairford faux posh semi camp lifestyle guru who looks like the 1990s are still a thing even though he’s young , he’s creepy and weird . He’s really as posh as Jim Royle and cosies up to a rich American benefactor lady . He gives me the dry heaves ! Stephanie you’re in danger of disappearing into my list of grifter UTubers I love to hate ,Still my favourite narcissist though because although a narcissist too ,at least Kylie is attractive and her cinematography good .

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

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From left to right: The (Mad) Hatter, Alice Jarvis, The Dormouse and The March Hare.

Off with their heads!

 

[LadyoftheEast]

OMG.....that dress!!!! Why is she wearing such a low-cut dress to open gifts?

It has to be that low cut to show off her miniscule pushed up and together padded boobs. You only need to see her in that pink swimsuit to see just how non-exsistent her boobs are. Its really incredible that she's able to push them up and togher so much.

 

[Viva La Loca]

Prostitute the shato
And prostitute yourself
Anything goes
When it comes
To accumulating wealth!

From this to this in a year and a half.

it will be full frontal next. She pulled a porn fawn putting on the dressing gown. Madam Mystery sure does like to perform.

and the dress - at least she kept her dress under control for the FHS. Not so when performing

and finally ... Dolores made an appearance tonight.
btw has anyone realised that Nutti is 5 ft tall or shorter.

 

[Jeeves]

Good grief, whatever has happened to Selmar's face?! I can't decide if he's forgotten the sunscreen or completely intoxicated!

 

[KiKiGee]

Good grief, whatever has happened to Selmar's face?! I can't decide if he's forgotten the sunscreen or completely intoxicated!

My guess, both...