The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

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Curious, what country do you live in? Many countries have outlawed the use of lead products.

Or any port in a stormšŸ¤­
I live in SEA or the Far East to use an old english term. Historical european building techniques like lead or arsenic pipes have no history here. They are genuine questions I ask in terms of how such aged infrastructure is managed and identified in countries with aged infrastructure.
 
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It has to be that low cut to show off her miniscule pushed up and together padded boobs. You only need to see her in that pink swimsuit to see just how non-exsistent her boobs are. Its really incredible that she's able to push them up and togher so much.
She spends a lot of time off camera practicing tricks to manipulate her appearance. Plus she has a theater background with her opera training. I've noticed that she does the heaving bosom trick of leaning forward and pressing your shoulders forward and together. Along with the right bra and perhaps some tape, it all comes together while the camera pans from above.
 
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I live in SEA or the Far East to use an old english term. Historical european building techniques like lead or arsenic pipes have no history here. They are genuine questions I ask in terms of how such aged infrastructure is managed and identified in countries with aged infrastructure.
I was curious as I live in Canada and the use of lead pipes have been banned since 1975. Although many old buildings still have them as they are grandfathered in.
 
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Why does she actually need an ā€˜audienceā€™ with her to open boxes? She is the only one who is allowed to open them - well that is after Nutti Nati has opened them all, nobbled some chocs or biscuits, and then sellotaped them all back together again! I donā€™t understand why she gathers the other unemployed boarders to sit and watch her tear open Natiā€™s sellotape and listen to her, ā€œooo, aaawww, wowā€ when she sees a block of chocolate, a packet of shortbread biscuits or a broken teapot!
She must have others to feed off from. How can you be the center of attention if you don't have others to give you attention? She's an actor, she must have an audience.
 
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I just checked out MPKā€™s Instagram stories and the text says ā€œthis oneā€™s taking longer to edit than usualā€ā€¦ I cannot stop laughing šŸ˜‚.....does he mean that it will be six weeks this time?
Makes you wonder if they are being blocked from making videos around their chateau....no new videos from Billy and even Ryan is staying away
 
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So apparently, Steve is there to digitize Daddy's kitchen drawings for transfer onto tile. Some screen caps from Patreon October Q&A Part 2, where we see how this project is about SJ trying to honor her father and heal from his death. What makes it disturbing, in the context of all of the other cartoon porn he left behind, is that the frolicking naked people he drew for the kitchen backsplash scene include her, his daughter, her lovers, and even Cupid on horseback, whom we catch a glimpse of in the vlog. By drawing his daughter naked, he sexualizes her. Possibly, he did so in his paintings, as well. How naked everybody is on the kitchen tiles remains to be seen and maybe it's Steve's job to put some clothes on them.
While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
 
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Can you hear the clang of the begging bowls

French society still like Sir trotter havenā€™t gotten the video editor to move the frames faster in editing

Still no chat with SSB

But but but
If you wanna give 10-20 euros
You could listen to the latest patrons talk how they Too need funding

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Dear friends,

I know many are anxious to view the recording of French Heritage Societyā€™s chat with Stephanie Jarvis on our YouTube channel. Please note it will be uploaded before the end of the week, likely on Friday afternoon.

Additionally, I want to share an update on our next ā€œInnovation in Actionā€ series event with Erin & JB of ChĆ¢teau de Bourneau, which is taking place via zoom this afternoon at 1pm ET. A recording of this discussion will also be made available on YouTube, but you may wish to join live for what will be an intimate conversation with these two ā€œintrepid chĆ¢telainsā€. Registration for the live zoom is still open and free to FHS members. Non-member tickets are usually priced at $15, but as Lalande patrons we are pleased to offer you all a discounted price point of $10. To access that option, please click here.

I hope we will ā€œseeā€ a few of you there today!

With warmest regards,
Natalie
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
It's more about taking him down from the pedestal than his soft porn art.
"My daddy was a Saint!"... oh, bollocks
 
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I think she might be able to put two and two together even without screenshots. Unless I'm missing something.
youā€™re probably correct. Either way, I told her that LaLande was toxic and she needed to go out and make her own way instead of ā€œstrugglingā€ as she constantly says sheā€™s doing with everything. Struggling to make videos, struggling to keep up with the unbearable work load šŸ˜‚, struggling with bullying, struggling with technology, struggling with her teets, struggling with her hair, struggling with clothes, Iā€™ve never seen someone STRUGGLE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE !!!!šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚
 
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I was curious as I live in Canada and the use of lead pipes have been banned since 1975. Although many old buildings still have them as they are grandfathered in.
Not to derail the thread...the Canadian city I live in started testing the plumbing in older houses last year. After 5 years of drinking, cooking and washing, I find out that my apartment has lead pipes. I received from the city a pitcher with filters to use. The landlord is under no obligation to change the pipes and moving is not an option at this time. I am feeling a little crazy but I don't think it has to do with the lead pipes.
 
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Well well. Anyone see road kills FB Story today ??? Apparently it was meant for her patrons but landed on FB Stories. Now how does that happen by accident ? Anyway I DMed her asking why she always STRUGGLING .... she actually responded. Giving me this entire song and dance.
so I told her exactly what I though about her struggles and that she should basically pull her big girl pants up and leave LaLande. That I see it as a environment that has served its purpose and that she should move on.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!
can you imagine šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…šŸ¤£
I give her credit for telling you off! Shows she got some guts after all. I would have done the same thing. I don't disagree with your message, but really want did you expect?
 
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Not to derail the thread...the Canadian city I live in started testing the plumbing in older houses last year. After 5 years of drinking, cooking and washing, I find out that my apartment has lead pipes. I received from the city a pitcher with filters to use. The landlord is under no obligation to change the pipes and moving is not an option at this time. I am feeling a little crazy but I don't think it has to do with the lead pipes.
It is more likely to be a problem if the water sits in the pipe and you don't run the tap for a reasonable period before using.
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
It is not the nudity itself that is controversial. It is, like @lolander mentions, the fact that there is always an allusion to something sexual and perverse.
Michelangelo's David is nude, but he is not sexualised, nor does he hint at something sexual.
Derek Javis' Gardeners Frolicking has the viewer watching them pruning, a mundane task, naked from the waist down, grinning as if to imply a sexual act.
If we are talking about controversial nudes, then do remember Ɖdouard Manet's Olympia, who was not controversial for her nudity, but for her confrontational staring at the gazer and the implication of her being a prostitute, which invites the gazer in an uncomfortable suggestion of a sexual act.

Eroticism can be fine / high art. Derek Jarvis' erotic paintings aren't.
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
I probably wouldnā€™t have minded it too much either, had I not fell down the tattle hole and analysed itā€™s dubious sexual theories šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

Very telling that the SSB/Nic/MPotts drawing were not shown... why not??? Because theyā€™re all teats & ass šŸ¤Ŗ

Thank you @ComtesseRose... that was much more beautifully explained, but exactly what I meant x
 
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Maybe you are correct.... check vlog ā€˜what YouTube donā€™t show youā€™ time 14:12 and Gerry refers to IJ as telling him to go and photograph his fatherā€™s paintings.... why would you say that If he was not Gerryā€™s father? I think a normal person would have said: Go and photograph SJā€™s father or Derekā€™s paintings. Such a weird lot!!!
I don't think Gerry is Derek's son. For one thing, he would probably be taller. For another, why wouldn't Gerry have a DNA test done? Sorry, doesn't make sense to me. This reminds me of the lead/arsenic debate - where's the proof? There isn't any! Many people, men and women have hair loss for many reasons. Just can't get behind conspiracy theories.
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
I think the issue is not whether you like Derek's art. I think it's hideous to be honest. It's the fact that he chose to depict his daughter and his wife in lewd naked poses. Hardy a pic that doesn't have boobs or a vagina and very recognisable faces. Now his daughter is celebrating this by covering her walls with these paintings, and is converting them into tiles for her kitchen. It's not prudery, it's just sort of repellant.
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
I don't think anyone here is a prude, art is subjective and open to interpretation as is literature. It's more about the fact that other people are paying to have that tripe put on walls and want a piece of the Chateau by also buying copies??!! It must be like buying those souvenirs when on holiday and coming across them years later and wondering WTF did I buy that!

It also says a lot about her and Derek regarding the paintings and their depiction. Why legitimise that rubbish?

He wasn't a recognised artist as such prior to the CD vlogs. He painted a few signs.
Now if you compare to other artists who liked to paint their daughters nude such as Arthur Gill.

I am not saying Derek was like Arthur Gill in his personal tastes (that is a different argument) it does however open up uncomfortable discussions. It's been discussed before so just giving my tuppence worth. I think she is an idiot and Steve will get the wrong kind of traction with all of this. The pair of them are inadequate coat tail hangers anyway.
 
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It is not the nudity itself that is controversial. It is, like @lolander mentions, the fact that there is always an allusion to something sexual and perverse.
Michelangelo's David is nude, but he is not sexualised, nor does he hint at something sexual.
Derek Javis' Gardeners Frolicking has the viewer watching them pruning, a mundane task, naked from the waist down, grinning as if to imply a sexual act.
If we are talking about controversial nudes, then do remember Ɖdouard Manet's Olympia, who was not controversial for her nudity, but for her confrontational staring at the gazer and the implication of her being a prostitute, which invites the gazer in an uncomfortable suggestion of a sexual act.

Eroticism can be fine / high art. Derek Jarvis' erotic paintings aren't.
That's fine, we can agree to disagree. I still don't find his art erotic or pornographic. I don't get turned on by it all.
 
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At least she thought about the poor orphans as she munched down her Easter chocolate.
I wonder where she came up with that idea :unsure:
Too much time sat on her fanny reading here instead of forward planning eg. the water to the garden. Or is she incapable of thinking for herself. There is an easy way to handle Matt, make a joke and know what you are talking about, and when you don't .. admit it and ask questions instead of simply telling him your ill thought through demands.
 
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