Seeing your post made me think of this meme going around…Poor old dear has got a dodgy hip remember so needs a chooooffffferrrrugh.
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Us mere mortals, with a few more years on her and our clapped out knees, just get on with it.
I'd love it though if she's been done by Le Flic, especially if she's still on a UK licence. Certainly around these here parts, anyone stopped on a traffic offence still on a UK licence and resident here (she has her carte de sejour) are having them taken and told to get a French one. She can't be arsed with such menial tasks, can't get anyone else to do it for her so VIOLA the TIT get to drive.
Sadly I think it's option A, it was a lovely birfday prezzie for ickle Tit.
Yes. But like all French laws they are introduced softly softly until... BANG a 1000 euro fine. Basically giving people an amnesty to get used to the idea. Then when it's applied the law can say it's not like you didn't know about it. It's how the dog shit laws are placed in towns and villages.Is Stephanie supposed to be revealing that she uses Photoshop and other techniques to change your appearance in YouTube videos? Wasn’t there a pending French law that was going into effect requiring such disclosure? Stephanie is making such heavy use of the LieLande fantasy filter better face appears like it is melting. How coukd she be sponsored by Foreo I wish you so radically alters her facial appearance in videos, and YouTube thumbnails? Seems like false advertising.
It was the word SPA, then suddenly the most awful thought into my mind, Viv has a pool! It's going to be cossies and budgie smugglers a gogo!Just for clarification, that purple scroll Stephanie unrolled was not an invitation to The Wedding of the Year. It was for a party the weekend before the Wedding of the Year. When I listened to Stephanie read it, I thought she said it was at some place called Chateau (then something unintelligible with her French) Noisette and I set about furiously Googling, as the word "spa" was mentioned. I went back and saw the location was shown on the scroll - it's being held at Viv's. And it also appears that only "noble chatelaines" will be in attendance, so I imagine that the Puy Vidals WILL be in attendance. Unless Vivienne and the Lady Sarah/Lord Stephen are having their soirées on a day not called Saturday, this means that for two weekends in a row, Stephanie will likely NOT be at her own chateau with B&B guests for dinner.
There wasn't a view of the entire invite, but Stephanie read the whole thing and at the end read "what happens in the chateau stays at a chateau". I venture a guess that at least three of the parties will be showing it on their vlogs (which includes the wedding couple themselves), showing each other videoing and making cutesy remarks about how they're chatelaines vlogging each other vlogging. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....they're so "important".
As my husband says frequently about others, they are legends in their own mind!
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They have owned the Porsche for abslootllee months. Fanny is bored of the new toy.As I rarely watch the lying bitch and her nonce sidekick something tattlers mentioned tweaked my little grey brain cells...
The Porsche. It's evident that they own it. And in all probability "the gift" for Thrush to keep the bodies hidden. But I seem to recall some lovely tattler(s) saying that only Thrush drives it now. Why is that? Does Despicable fanny never drive, not been seen driving for a while... ? Has she been caught by the pesky speed cameras? (that sprout like forests all over la Hexagon!). Or stopped on a drink drive?
It just got me to thinking...
...Cue Despicable fanny driving said Porsche and coming clean about owning it.
At least two jumpers two pairs of high wasted trousers and three shirts. That log bag for FRK was a freebie.Stephanie lies as usual. . There is not a single pair of pants on the carrier site for €160. Click below. Stephanie lied and took about 90 pounds off the price of each pair of trousers. Silly girl, she should know that her lies will be revealed. Why didn’t she say they were €50 off?
Men’s clothing
Men's workwear and outdoor clothing by the Carrier Company, including dungarees, smocks, jackets and capes. Hardwearing and made to last. Made by hand in Norfolk.www.carriercompany.co.uk
All sweaters available. can you spot the ones purchased for Loser Snorts by Mummy Jarvis with grifted ebegged money?
---Men’s clothing
Men's workwear and outdoor clothing by the Carrier Company, including dungarees, smocks, jackets and capes. Hardwearing and made to last. Made by hand in Norfolk.www.carriercompany.co.uk
Isn’t it weird that Stephanie never bothers to buy any gardening clothes at the gardening shows she attends so she can work in the mini Gardens that she’s paid for by begging on the Internet?
We should post something about it in the comments on that vlog!Yes. But like all French laws they are introduced softly softly until... BANG a 1000 euro fine. Basically giving people an amnesty to get used to the idea. Then when it's applied the law can say it's not like you didn't know about it. It's how the dog shit laws are placed in towns and villages.
I hope she doesn't wear that ghastly, revealing black swimsuit again. Is there room in the pool for that lot?!It was the word SPA, then suddenly the most awful thought into my mind, Viv has a pool! It's going to be cossies and budgie smugglers a gogo!
I also thought of Bubbles Devere and the SPA trip, champagne for everyone daaaaaaaarlings.
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I cannot bear people who talk loudly in public places and are oblivious to everyone else. Fanny is a typical example. Someone should tell her very firmly to shut up.That coat. All that scheming to get it and it doesn’t even fit very well. Too tight and pulling across the chest probably should have got a bigger size.
@Lochness Monster Magnificent magnolias at Caerhays. Unfortunately the last time I was there enjoying a coffee in the courtyard it was spoiled by an annoying Fanny impersonator sitting with her friend, talking too loudly and completely oblivious to ereryone around her.
Yes! Thank you. When they put the’ safety’ gear on made me think how the dump crew would react.Is this the video? Very funny.
Stephanie has to show off her new coat to give a big middle finger to anyone who criticizes her for spending Patreon funds and star rental money on herself. She has not accounted for $200,000 in Patreon funds she has collected since November, 2023, immediately before her rental star scam began and all other work at the dump came to a screeching halt. She then took months and months of luxury vacations, purchased a Porsche, spent thousands of dollars per month on herself with expensive designer purchases, mountains of junk, auctions, etc. and spent thousands and thousands of dollars per month on the useless paid cast mate gay fiancé actor.
Ghastly, ghastly, ghastly old foreskin flapping around CFS like a one trick pony screeching and pretending to be a presenter. Look at me everyone it rained so I bought a ridiculous tail coat so everyone look at me!!! She truly is an abomination, drops money on a garden she never goes into and a chapel she doesn't care about and on a boyfriend she has never fucked. A face and lips so full of fillers that is enough to stare at. She so desperately wants a TV career and can't understand why it hasn't happened.
Pube is a vacation from taste. Those hideous sculptures of piglet and poo were so twee and naff, but the petulant little liver lipped fag thought dropping 20k of grifted money would be nothing. He is a fucking nightmare and CD is a freak show.
The meal at home at the end you could tell Amaury was made to be there, she is desperate to portray the place as a haven of love and laughter but really she is like Kathy Bates in Misery holding them all captive to play along with her phoney narrative. Surely this living display of hell has to end soon, surely the blind will see what a bloody nasty little con bitch she is.
Recall that he wasn’t even allowed to drive the rental vans until he turned 26 years of age, which was a couple years ago. Prior to that time, Mummy Stephanie had to drive the little boy.The gay fiance now regularly drives the car in an effort to “butch him up”. However, the effort is undone by the hair bun, high waisted pants, crop top sweater and porcelain obsession.
How are you feeling today Lady Avonlea?Suggestion - Stephanie wastes money on a garden she doesn’t go in to, a chapel she doesn’t care about and a boyfriend she’s never screwed.
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