The Chateau Diaries #308 So sad that Stephanie listens to Philip, he has no sense of style

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Marie had to “ kiss the ring” and perform on video for her $100 gift paid for with grifted funds while loser useless Snorts walks away with $2000 in expensive clothes. Good times at the Dump. FRK watches Ratso for 4 days, it would cost 3 to 4 bags to board Ratso……..who are we kidding, cheap Stephanie would never pay anyone to care for Ratso.
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As usual, cheap prison rations Jarvis refuses to buy any type of beef or meet for the dump crew, so Grunt has to shell our for meat or steak at the Dump. She doesnt give a shit about anyone else because she just spent several days in London, eating at high end restaurants, and indulging herself, as usual.

WTF.Announcing another party to attend? Why doesn‘t she get off her ass and get out there and help Kirstie build the chicken castle or weed one of her many grifted crappy looking gardens?

Love how lazy Stephanie ends her video in bed, as usual, wearing her $400 + Lilysilk pajamas.Gross.

how long before greedy Stephanie will be hatching more chickens to put in a new chicken castle and holding Ratso over the chicks while wildly shrieking?

Isn’t this content Worth $32,000 per month? Nope.
 
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What on earth is she wearing in the photos with Ratso? Looks like another new robe! Or is it another expensive coat bought at Chelsea; it could well be.
Looks new. So much for her lie at the Garden Show that she had no coats to wear so had to purchase a $1,000 coat at the show. Good ole pathological liar Fanny. So predictable.

Is this another expensive garden show purchase?
 
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As I rarely watch the lying bitch and her nonce sidekick something tattlers mentioned tweaked my little grey brain cells...

The Porsche. It's evident that they own it. And in all probability "the gift" for Thrush to keep the bodies hidden. But I seem to recall some lovely tattler(s) saying that only Thrush drives it now. Why is that? Does Despicable fanny never drive, not been seen driving for a while... ? Has she been caught by the pesky speed cameras? (that sprout like forests all over la Hexagon!). Or stopped on a drink drive?

It just got me to thinking...

...Cue Despicable fanny driving said Porsche and coming clean about owning it.
 
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She has driven it but she likes to be chauffeured around like the old lady in the movie Driving Miss Daisy. She wants her servants to do everything for her. The LieLande version is Driving the Smelly Greedy Grifter.
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See how Stephanie pre-shops the garden show in vendors before she arrives so she can plan for fake story lines? She will do the same for the garden show next month in London. Expect her to forget her coat again, her boots, a hat, a shirt, dress, etc.Check out Moloh.
 
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I would have thought building the chicken house and sheering the sheep would have been in Grant’s slave skillset. I recall Grant went shopping with Fanny the last time he was there and helped pick out a fancy hen house. Finally, it seems the bloom is off the rose and Grant is waking up and coming to his senses! Here’s hoping!
 
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has now been called in to build a chicken fort so Stephanie can pack it full of new chickens for content since she does not do any restoration at the dump and Amaury has fled the premises for the past several months.
Amaury and Natti were sitting along side Pav at the dinner table. He appears to have returned to the dump. But for how long is anyone's guess.
 
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Stephanie lies as usual. . There is not a single pair of pants on the carrier site for €160. Click below. Stephanie lied and took about 90 pounds off the price of each pair of trousers. Silly girl, she should know that her lies will be revealed. Why didn’t she say they were €50 off?

All sweaters available. can you spot the ones purchased for Loser Snorts by Mummy Jarvis with grifted ebegged money?
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Isn’t it weird that Stephanie never bothers to buy any gardening clothes at the gardening shows she attends so she can work in the mini Gardens that she’s paid for by begging on the Internet?
 
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[QUOTE="JackSpratt, post: 19419962, member: 230533
The Bride and Groom, matchiing outfits?

Will it be a themed do?
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Is the Pope Catholic??? Although that might be amusingly gross if they spiced up what is just a Stag & Doe in a slutty ‘Vicars and Tarts’ theme.
 
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Stephanie spends thousands and thousands of dollars on the many gardens at the dump but Marie is still forced to forage in the woods for weeds. The vegetable garden and flower gardens at the dump yield small amounts of flowers, and vegetables compared to the amount of money paid to several gardeners to maintain the gardens. The flower gardens are yet another vanity project and status symbol for the master beggar Stephanie.

she had a little to no flowers planted at the Dump prior to the YouTube mother lode.
 
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Is Stephanie supposed to be revealing that she uses Photoshop and other techniques to change your appearance in YouTube videos? Wasn’t there a pending French law that was going into effect requiring such disclosure? Stephanie is making such heavy use of the LieLande fantasy filter better face appears like it is melting. How coukd she be sponsored by Foreo I wish you so radically alters her facial appearance in videos, and YouTube thumbnails? Seems like false advertising.
 
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Who thinks that both jumpers will only be used for felting after the first wash and tumble dry.
 
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Stephanie Jarvis refused to reply to the inquiries by viewer below. She has been all over the comment section, but refuses to provide this information.

@GenaF
6 hours ago (edited)
Is that new coat of Stephanie's, reversible? Either that, or she bought two as she was displaying a paisley pattern at CFS

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@lauraineblack6572
8 hours ago
Please tell more about the coat set that you were wearing at the show.



@Motherhubbard170
6 hours ago
I get nervous with Lancelot getting so high up on shoulders and wriggling so much, would hate him to fall and break a little leg


@georgeattig8088
8 hours ago
Be careful. Foxes love peacocks and peahens.
 
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It doesn’t matter if the markup is 1X or 1000X, fast fashion is still garbage. It’s going to be interesting to see what effect France’s new fast fashion law has. Most would say Carriere is fine fashion. It’s not. None of what Tit for Tat buys and wears is designer. It is ready to wear at best. The basic fashion levels are Haute Couture, Designer, Ready to Wear and Fast Fashion. I would argue there’s a tier above them all, Bespoke. Only the client will ever have that particular design. Also you could squeeze Made to Order in between Designer and RTW. The Nightmare Twins haven’t a clue on how to judge quality, they are simply label readers. Both are absolutely unaware of what best suits their bodies in color, cut or textile. They think themselves so stylish when they’re nothing more than embarrassing. Stephony and PeePee are low class examples of the emperor’s new clothes.
 
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Stephanie Jarvis is definitely a label whore.
 
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Thanks for the new thread @ComtesseRose.
All I have to add to the numerous call-outs on the stupidly expensive coat is that it looks like a Panto costume. Dandini is in the house. Fucking hell. What an embarrassment.
I actually like the Napoleon coat, but it sure does have a lot of buttons. Too many for Fanny, as she only has one side of the collar buttoned down.

Re: panto characters, Stephanie Jarvis thinks she's Cinderella, but looks like Buttons. The Lalande pantomime also features Widow Twanky. DON'T book now, to avoid disappointment.
 
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Cornwall is an oasis for gardeners. My favourite is Caerhays but I am biased as it is owned by family.

Fanny skips about saying she loves to see the English garden , she forgot to say it in French this time…it is appalling.

Who will ever want to spend time sitting behind a chapel surrounded by a tennis court with decaying vehicles and piles of abandoned wood. No one.
 

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