The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

[Fennelbug]

Is this Marie’s sleeping quarters?

 

[Freesia54]

I'm in shock, that dress cost more than most people earn in a month.

I could have 10 days in the Spanish sun for that price. Room with a sea view and I'd be fed and watered too...

 

[Arfarf]

Snorty clearly thinks he's the ultimate in sartorial splendor wearing that fugly, floral, oversized, unbuttoned bowling shirt + his teenage, red, hightop Converse sneakers all day, including during dinner with the paying guests. If FRK's food didn't put me off my appetite sitting across the table from Snorty would.

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Fanny in her grifted kickback from One Hundred Stars.....
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I am certain that Snort's flowered blouse was my 91 year old mother's that we donated to Goodwill when clearing out her home to sell. It was circa 1984. He is a dumb crumb.

 

[Jules100]

Do you think the scene where they said the fox had come back and she, Amaury and Nati were looking for it, was staged? If so, everyone's in on the act.

Definitely staged. The chickens died 5/6 months ago. Now they’re all suddenly being stalked by the same fox. Foxy must hold a grudge against the chateau residents for some reason. Sounds like the plot to Jaws 3 or 4.

 

[Kickintheass]

The rose wine is from a box, hence the 'decanting'. Not sure bringing the box to the dining table fits with their table scapes.

 

[Tea with lemon]

Today, in a Facebook group, I found the perfect dessert for guests in LL.
Hey Fanny! IT CAN'T BE CHEAPER.
(water and gelatin).
Thanks, follow me for more super cheap ideas.

 

[Frenchie0810]

Here are some fun comments!

susanbrockhurst1845
6 hours ago
I love the dress with the ruffled straps Stephanie-you look “adorable!My twin granddaughters wore similar at the age of 3..My daughter was born in 1975.

GenaF
6 hours ago
Philip looks butthurt on the video thumbnail. His expression is hilarious.

@antinuit
7 hours ago
God, that hair on him is so unappealing.


@krobill2
8 hours ago
Are the gnocchi also from the garden? Also, please keep Philip on a leash and don’t let him run around because he could get eaten by a fox.

@annivali4356
7 hours ago
Philip?



manorborn1
6 hours ago
I truly wish you would have showed the chicken situation when it happened so we could have grieve together. So sorry for your loss.

oh yeah and the real Clara in the comments.. right..

Clara Burnett
@ClaraBurnetttheGenuine‧2 subscribers
Left Lalande Left Tattle and Living Life

 

[Hedda Hopper]

And who decants rose? He is an idiot

It's either the decanter or the box on the table. Classy! I do wonder if any guest has ever asked what wine they are drinking or is that not allowed?

 

[Abuela]

And who decants rose? He is an idiot

You decant rosé when it comes from a cheap boxed wine!

 

[Hedda Hopper]

The rose wine is from a box, hence the 'decanting'. Not sure bringing the box to the dining table fits with their table scapes.

Just read your comment before posting mine. Same old same old.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

oh yeah and the real Clara in the comments.. right..
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Clara Burnett
@ClaraBurnetttheGenuine‧2 subscribers
Left Lalande Left Tattle and Living Life

My goodness, if she’s done all that why is she bothering to comment. Poor little butterfly…

 

[Abuela]

I have a sad theory that Ratso will allowed to be martyred by the fox per a Mummy edict. She might suggest they can monetize his death selling more stars to honor Grannies's dead pets. They are probably not keen on him tripping them on the stairs,etc and will visit only after he has been "disappeared"

 

[NotAChatelaine]

Exclusive footage from the Lalande woodland

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1792953745745096711/pu/pl/IlpBVTfAUKikP2kV.m3u8?tag=12&container=cmaf

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Is this Marie’s sleeping quarters?

the dog is there, so yes. Good enough for her. She won’t complain anyway because they are all a lovely family.

 

[TiggyWink]

Another new outfit? + hooker stilettos!
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NOT renovation Me-Me-Me (which you would not know if it hit you in the face) this is painting and wallpapering!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Chelsea Flower Show winning garden

 

[Lochness Monster]

Stephanie showed her entire dress and length of the dress on purpose in order to taunt viewers, and people who are on to her scams and her insane luxury shopping sprees. She is throwing another temper tantrum on video. She did it so the dress could be easily located, and the €1600 plus price revealed. “ you can’t tell me what to do“ Jarvis is cocky

It's a shame Annalise didn't stick to her weight loss program... she's far too young to be carrying that much weight. If she gains even 10lb a year she's going to be in a mobility scooter in 15 years... Good luck with that in a teeny farmhouse on dirt roads..
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Snorts needs a floating shelf in his china room... I'm sure the beams could hold it...

Fanny did not take a flattering shot here…
The scooter fits.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

It's either the decanter or the box on the table. Classy! I do wonder if any guest has ever asked what wine they are drinking or is that not allowed?

That’s what you have to do when you serve vin de pisse jug wine.

 

[billybudd]

That's pretty much exactly what you would do if you gave a tit. I had a fox move into an outbuilding last spring (2023) to give birth to her kits. My sheep have access to the outbuilding and as a responsible animal owner I was concerned. I called up the local office of flora and fauna to ask their advice. They said that as my girls were mature and there were no lambs the fox posed no problem but should I have further concerns to just give them another call. As it turned out neither party was bothered by the other and the fox eventually moved on. I did wonder if she would come back this spring to repeat the process. I haven't seen her but there was evidence the other morning of a kill, wood pigeon feathers everywhere.

It is highly unlikely, if it was a daytime attack, that it was a fox. They are just not active in daylight hours. My money is on the Prague ratter. I think that Despicable fanny has blown the kill up to be bigger than it actually was, citing the fox as the villain, and has now lost all control of the narrative. The dog probably got a couple and the rest were moved on to Curtsey as a protective/preventative measure. Liarsworld benefiting from some freshly slaughtered chicken, if Curtsey couldn't house them all.

Watch out for Despicable fanny making some outlandish announcement or a 180° turn on something she has been adamant against to try to change and take back control of the narrative.

That's what I was taught, see a fox in daylight, watch out for rabies.
Foxes have evolved since my childhood, though.They live in cities now.

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[Fennelbug]

The rose wine is from a box, hence the 'decanting'. Not sure bringing the box to the dining table fits with their table scapes.

Even in a reused rose bottle on ice is better