The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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Lady Avonlea

Why has Fanny decided to redecorate the Weed Room and change it back to twin beds vs. a Queen bed?

My best guess is:
- Fanny needs to off-load furniture and lighten the structural load, and shuffling furniture around is a desperate content grab.
- Since the shitoo is falling down Fanny is now short of beds and needs to be able to stuff 2 staff slaves in this room, each with their own bed.
 
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graciemckitten

tinagaughan6297
11 minutes ago
Please don't let Lancelot out on his own without a leash until you get rid of the fox. I'm afraid Lancelot with be killed. The fox knows there is food at your place.

CitizenTurtleIsland
1 hour ago

Hey I think you need to dust that tissue box cover when you get back. It's kind of icky.


@Randis-vv5hg
1 hour ago
I just love seeing a part of your lives! The blue room is so pretty. But can someone please explain "mushy peas" to me? I mean fresh peas are so delicious and pretty - why mush them up?? Ugh
 
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UvulaDonor

If dusting your tissue box aren't words to live by I don't know what is!
 
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graciemckitten

krisscamire4081
4 hours ago (edited)
Stephanie you should stop letting Lancelot go out by himself with that fox out there cuz that fox will take that dog and a heartbeat

@kellyhawes9293
3 hours ago
And Ruby
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@michellelandry6126
4 hours ago
Don’t you worry about Ruby the cat?
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@francescalittle4414
4 hours ago
Please be careful, I’ve lost a small dog to an owl once, literally flew away with it.

@karinchristinegande199
15 hours ago
I am so sad about the chicken, I wasn’t able to cook dinner for me and my kids. Would it be possible to enclose lalande with an electric fence? That would be more animal friendly, instead having the fox shot, like some other mean people posted here.
 
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Pekey

Oh thank god I did not open the door when I just saw Le Baiseur's Girl Guide....... my husband's Physio would have thought I was a Nuttier!
Best Laugh Ever !!!
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graciemckitten said:
tinagaughan6297
11 minutes ago
Please don't let Lancelot out on his own without a leash until you get rid of the fox. I'm afraid Lancelot with be killed. The fox knows there is food at your place.
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Tina , tina, tina ...... don't get your knickers in a knot !!!
Have you seen the amount of food the B&B people get ????
That fox is on to another place where there is some grub to be had!!!!
 
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JackSpratt

Ha, so the new gardener is busy weeding out in the courtyard, thought he didn't know what were weeds and what were not.

What I did not need to see first thing in the morning was Trixie dressed as a boy scout, what hellish creation is this. 'I think, I think I think' someone slap that supercilious twatt.

Christ, the rehacking of a 'staff' bedroom is beyond boring. Fanny nothing in there matches, it was the only fucking room that actually looked perfect as it was before it was given the LaLande more is more is more treatment. Padding out a dud vlog are we.

Grant, just leave with your daughter and go and enjoy yourself somewhere else, you're not a cast member anymore Trixie won't let you be.

So all the time those tits were faffing about in that bloody room she still had guests there. I supposed they'd only paid for her presence for when they left. She's unbelievable with the total interaction she has with these crazies who are funding her lifestyle. Even as those guests were driving out (the NZ husband didn't look impressed) they were already forgotten as Fanny's short attention span had switched to the flower bed. Had your money now fuck off.

Thor's on limited time now. I can't believe the utter stupidity after the chicken massacre she showed the dog challenging Thor.

She can't wait to leave can she to go on yet another trip.

Arseholes!
 
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JackSpratt

Marie will for ever be 'Maid of all works' at that place she'll never be promoted.

Pathetic to think she see's these shites as her 'family'. I'd be surprised if she ever get's a decent room there.

 
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C'est moi

Do you think they got their bullseye baggies on the flight?
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Yep. Grant's body language says it all.
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graciemckitten said:
I love Ruby, he is a cool kitty. He doesn‘t mess with Thor.
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I noted that Ruby chose discretion to be the better part of valor when Left-a-lot started messing with Thor.
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I spy with my little eye... is that a Spode side plate/vegetable plate relegated to the kitchen floor for Ratso’s food? And is there any water in the bowl with shrek's lala logo?
 
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Pyke

Grant must be desperate WHY would ANYONE travel across the world to stay at CHMN for an extended period, packing boxes of books, moving beds under the direction of Fanny and Snorts. Grant would have a far more enjoyable time at Dans or the Pethericks Chateaux where he could do some actual work and have some camaraderie. He seems rather full of himself but will be reduced to a wreck any day now or with a criminal record for smashing Snorts face in.
Fanny tells Snorts he is "so good at finding mirrors", I suggest he looks in a full length one, his clothing gets worse with each vlog, ugly, ugly, vile.
 
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JackSpratt

Well he was certainly dressed for it last night in his scout outfit

 
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KitKat_theNewRat

Especially since this isn't even a room for B&B guests. In the past it had been volunteers who had been sent up to the tiny staff quarters - does she really think those people care about the trash she puts in that room and don't wanna have space for their own things?

I guess Steph is still hoping to bring back the glory days and fill the house with friends and have big parties. But these days are long gone.
 
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Just Grift Wood

Well well, the design experts (I use that term with utter contempt and sarcasm) couldn't see that vast old mirror was totally at odds with the room, if they had any design skill they would never have moved it up there. Fanny is such an unconfident designer she feels everything in the room needs to be blue. Daddy's painting remains when it is a jarring mess. That room is frightful. Grant has even been rendered mute he is over it and not enjoying his trip.

She promises the kitchen tiles after moving out the chimney breast. The whole kitchen needs a redesign and renovating not just more destruction.

The chapel restorer is polite but he definitely thinks Fanny is going to gaudy on the chapel and I agree, the nouveau riche little gypsy princess wants it to be brand new, because she has no interest in restoration.

The irony her and Snorts have no interest in being outdoors, don't as much pull a weed, plant a plant and they're off to Chelsea.

They have the whole of London at their feet, a foodie heaven and every time it is fish and chips that they can make at La Lande. The table setting they are uptight, affected , boring twats.

No MarIE, no Amaury, no Natti, mute disenchanted Grant, and a spot the gardener. I loved when she said "every day I wake up I look at Amaury's counter." well she certainly hasn't cooked because she has probably been at the Chateau less than 2 weeks this year
 
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C'est moi

MarIE, stupid girl, has kindly been posting on IG again... Despicable fanny will not be pleased.

Has all the fencing been removed from the chicken enclosures? Or am I in the wrong part of the garden?

They are now managing to make the walled garden look like a bomb site come building site. The whole place is a joke.
 
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