The Chateau Diaries #306 The Chateau Diaries has become Me, Me, Me, Me and How to Spoil Oneself

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Stephanie Jarvis' The Chateau Diaries is a scam. Free Lancelot.
Thank you @tuffiti for your sterling work. This time I did watch

For fucks sake...

Lies, lies and more lies. Lies upon lies. How the fuck does she sleep soundly at night?

Lots of hair tucking behind the ears - lying.

Jazz hands totally out of control - lying.

How high is that forehead now? Is that really her forehead or has she used some kind of elongation filter?

Is she wearing a wig? Her hair looks dreadful.

So, tattle called absolutely everything she discussed. No surprises for us.

Chicken massacre. One chicken left, living with Curtsey. Blamed it on the fox. Tattle called it.

Definitely lightening the load over the big room. She can dress it up as she likes, the structural engineer has told her to clear the rooms above. Didn't someone let that slip in the comments about a week ago? Tattle called it.

Yet more, previously unseen, paneling. Tattle called it.

How did she ask Armoire about storing things in the container when he's m.i.a.? Where has Grant gone?

I don't know if you realise that I find her totally despicable? I think I now can move that up a notch to detest. Object to the air she breathes. Seriously do not like the fact that she shares the same planet that I live on.

And for fucks sake get rid of Thrush. He is a total waste of space. If she must have him around, tell the bitch to keep it's mouth shut.

I may damage myself some more tomorrow and go back and watch the flogs she made while she was visiting the fat, ugly, naked people. There's a couple of things I want to check!
 
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Careless, thoughtless animal management as if we hadn't already guessed. Now the fuckwits will be sending the pauper money to buy new chickens. Fancy leaving the nutty Norwegian (who could quite possibly be on the brink of poisoning guests with flowers) in charge of fucking anything.

The whole lot of them and I include Dad of the Year Dickhead Dan in this, are about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

I hate them all she was distraught for a mere nano second. Oh and by the way, sort your fucking dogs eyes out!!!

Nathan, distraught, maybe at the time but COME ON!!!! lies lies lies what a load of bollocks Mr Spratt said he would have gone back to get the fucking job done and get out of there once and for all and get paid.

Hair flicks hair flick blink blink blink

A new septic tank 20,000 of anyones money.

Has the reason the engineer has not stated in the report that the floor can be raised because it can't. have they thought of that. What you want and what is actually structurally achievable are two different things, unless you want to throw even more money at it.

Gag that hair system, talking fucking pom pom.

4 eyes specks Bonnie in an enabler, why panel the room above first???.

Oh for fucks sake just burn the sodding books.

All said and done Patreons, at the end of the day she want's you to cough up even more $$$$$$$$

See you at the Chelsea Flower Show Peasants. Weeeeeee
 
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Stephanie is stuck with Snorty because no one wants to be around her. She wants a handmaiden around her at all times. None of her best friends, former acquaintances, former volunteers, or relatives can stand to be around her for longer than a Couple of days. She is so incredibly toxic, greedy, selfish, entitled, and manic but she cannot find anyone who can stand being around her all the time, except for people who are on the payroll.

Her aunt and uncle Look exhausted after spending just one meal with her.Amaury truly hates his Cuz but has to to hide his feelings, dodge the camera as much as he can, and grit his teeth as he has films, yet again, for more content, to make money for Stephanie Jarvis. After a weekl long luxury sexcation with Pottie, he looked as if he aged 20 years old to run away from her at the train station.
 
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Fox attacks happen. A normal person would have just addressed it. She didn't care about the chicken and her latest *it- hurt- so- much* blah blah about everything is pissing me off!!
I don't believe the story about the fox for a second. Bullshit. Ratso as a chicken killer is one possibility. It's even more likely that Marie poisoned them. Poisonous weed turns flower killer Marie into chicken killer Marie. Hope all guests survive the season.

It's also clear that Ratso no longer flinches because of a mouse - they run around the house in packs. One mouse more or less doesn't matter.
 
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the translation got it right ,shes talking gobbity gog . She knew damn well about that tank as one of her very early vlogs she laughed and said should we be driving over it I bet thats edited out now.... I am shocked how she breezed over that in the video the death and injury of another for fkn old wallpaper and phillerups online shopping addiction with that grotesque new panelling that looks like a clown house on a bad acid trip.
 

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Here are the links to my original posts about Ratso and the chickens.

 
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Billster says Alex cameraman will be back soon, hopefully, I enjoyed his camera work, edits and it also frees Billy to do physical work !
 
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About bloody time!!!! Open the flood gates peeps, be honest this Lady cannot be the only one who realised they's been taken for a fool. Still aat least she wasn't poisoned, I dare say we've got that to come.

Hope this gets saved in Wikki

 
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Didn’t Snorts talk to the engineer when they were at Laland? I seem to remember thinking why on earth he was being left to discuss something he clearly doesn’t know anything about.

Now we find out the engineer hasn’t understood what they were asking for..quelle surprise!
 
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It's taken her five months to be able to speak about the chickens (and yes I'm sad and hate her for not being more mndful) BUT she never seemed that upset, unable to speak about poor MM, Ian the plasterer or Christophe. they were once mentioned and forgotten about.

Aumary, I try and give him the benefit of doubt but he's all part and parcel of it all and has benefitted. So no, all cut from the same cloth.

Using Nathan as the reason for the heating not continuing as he's so upset is laughable, unless of course he's a friggin snowflake. According to his FB he carried on working.
 
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Awwee you two are so sweet to help out your older neighbors. I kept thinking of the golden girls when you were mentioning the ladies.. I can just picture them!
 
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Fanny is going to give an update on the renovation so Buckle Up Tattlers - Bullshit Ahead!

But before her avalanche of BS begins Fanny has bad news to share about the (which as we all suspect are probably now )
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She really looks preserved in formaldehyde here. Traumatic flashbacks of the 87-year-old Mae West. Who actually looks more vital.
 
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The world's your oyster! It's exciting to make plans! Money obviously helps a great deal, I moved a year ago to the most remote Island, and I rented for a year before I made my decision, it has a thriving community, great artists and other talented folk, I've retired early and it only works for me as I can afford to travel to Kent from Jura or little trips to Italy, I don't own much but do have enough for some freedoms.
I wish Brexit hadn't happened as I would ideally spend half my year in Italy. Now it's 3 months max. Still not the worst problem with what's going on in the world.
 
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This timing of this thumbnail makes her an even more terrible person than I thought she was before. What a piece of trash. (SJ and the old cardboard chicken cartoon thing.)

 
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I did ask CG who she was but I think I've been shadow banned.
 
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There are good apps for that - take a photo and instantly you have all the information about the plant. But if you think you know everything, that's dangerous.
I use a couple of plant apps, mostly because I do a lot of volunteer work via the Master Gardener's Program. People come up to a booth with a picture or even a piece of the plant and if you want to give them a good answer about what to do, the plant apps are good at getting the info quickly. That said.........MANY times, the plant apps are dead wrong! If I had to give a percentage, I'd say maybe 50% of the time. Thank God there are usually three or four of us manning a booth someplace, because we have to confirm with each other if the app looks correct. I'm not sure why this happens but I wouldn't be comfortable relying on an app 100% of the time. We use our state's cooperative extension service website in conjunction with a plant app. I have been known to even bring a fairly heavy book with me as an aid.

In short, plant apps are a good start but for as something as important as whether a plant/flower is edible or not, I would highly recommend caution. Ingesting a poisonous plant is something way different and way more serious than deciding where to plant a particular plant or how to eradicate a particular weed!
 
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Cam I just say, Marie annoys me so much. She's failed at everything she has ever tried and yet she goes on one course and makes pretentious food, which wouldn't feed a baby. They charge 75.00 per person for her to pretend she is a chef guessing this will be as successful as her floristry shop.sorry rant over
 
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You know the thousands of dollars/ euros in grifted luxury bedding and towels were only for the personal stash of the little orphan princess.
 
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