The Chateau Diaries #305 2 containers full of junk and off to the brocante to buy more. Weeee!

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That poor dog needs to see a eye specialist ....... that lens !!!
Dan has the $$ ..... take your dogs to the Vet and a eye specialist you crappy dirtbag!
While there ..... get them both de-sexed .
 
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If Anna was Andy Dan would have noticed him mounting... I think it's either Annalise' dog or maybe a visitor at the house below.. Regardless if there's never dogs around, extremely irresponsible to not take care of spaying them. The other one has to be pregnant too surely.
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They're very black.. Lab? Homeless pooch? eww.
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It's 'interesting' watching her eat . . . it's as if each mouthful is her last . . . she is laser focused . . . when she puts a forkful of food in her mouth she reminds me of a hen darting and pecking in the farmyard.
I noticed Snorts didn't even look up from his meal when Fanny was extolling the virtues of Poor Marie... Another one laser focused on freebies.
 
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Good grief... this is the kind of idiot that follows and pays these fools... There's no hope for any of them.
 
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Remember Fanny said she was going to buy Snorts a car. I think she did, that is why he always drives.
I was going to leave the same comment to @Madame de Pompanddoodoo comment

He is always driving it because it is his car.
Since they started traveling around with the Porsche, I started to have the feeling that Fanny bought the Porsche for Snorts… I remember references to the video where she promised to buy Trixie a car… That is it, the Porsche is Trixie’s car…

It fits the bill, it fits with her elitist show off sugar mamma attitude, she gave him the Porsche, the car he drove alone to the Netherlands while she was in Japan to show friends and family…
 
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It's 'interesting' watching her eat . . . it's as if each mouthful is her last . . . she is laser focused . . . when she puts a forkful of food in her mouth she reminds me of a hen darting and pecking in the farmyard.
I've been binge watching (little pun there!) My 600 Pound Life old episodes. Most, if not all of the people, had trauma in their childhoods that led them to use food as a means for comfort. I think Auntie may fall into this category too. The tale of the two sisters would make an interesting study. Isabelle, the stingy and miserly sister and Auntie the generous and gluttonous sister. I can't help but get the feeling that Grandmama wasn't all that much fun like Fanny says. I realize they probably went through some tough times during WW2 with food shortages. I don't understand why Auntie doesn't at least try to curtail her consummation of food and alcohol at her age. I think both Auntie and Uncle Steve drink a lot! Auntie looked pretty rough in yesterday's vlog. The blonde hair doesn't help her ruddy complexion which may be caused from too much booze. One thing is for sure, everytime we see Auntie and Uncle in Fanny's vlogs they are eating and drinking. Does Auntie have any healthy hobbies? Do any of them have any healthy hobbies?
 
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Wow, I just watched yesterday’s vlog
Our TV died. It was about 13 years old. We got a new one and I watched the Vlog , I was shocked at the eye wrinkles and lip wrinkles, her dry lips were terrible! It was all magnified by the new TV technology super sharp super clear it was shocking. Yuk
Also, thank you @tuffiti ….That was interesting…she’s Despicable and so is snort. I can’t tell if they are disgusted with each other or not.. we will see.
 
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Fanny and Phyllis have finally made a statement today about Ratso's neutering -- and Dan's doggy daddy -- in the CD comments.


@probstnatalie
13 hours ago
Is Lancelot neutered yet? That might help him become more calm around other dogs. I have a 5 year old Yorkie that I still haven't gotten fixed. I have waited way too long, LOL. He is naughty.


@dianegriffith3006
13 hours ago
I thought they’d done this not far after they got him.


@TheChateauDiaries
2 hours ago
No, he’s not neutered yet (no, he’s not the father of Dan’s puppies ). I wanted to wait till his muscles had stopped developing, because I can see he’s still getting stronger every day
 
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I guess that is his engagement present, which he was demanding!
 
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I do my vlog watching on my television as well. It’s shocking just how much more horrifying they are in large scale high definition!

https://giphy.com/26xBMdRMlR1jzfirm
 
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No dogs around eh Dan? You Moron. My money's on the pitty. The lab looks too old n fat.
 
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The trouble with adding to a family 'heirloom' is you don't know which are your heirloom pieces and which are from the garage sales...
 
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Remember Fanny said she was going to buy Snorts a car. I think she did, that is why he always drives.
Snorty joked about getting a car for his engagement gift. Quid pro quo. The Porsche was partial payment to Snorty for keeping the deception going.

Instead of a Porsche, Fanny should have got Snorty a semi 18-wheeler. It would be more efficient to travel to brocante's and auction storage units in a tractor trailer, load it up, and then off-load the full shipping container back at the shitoo. They can then start their rounds all over again with another empty shipping container...and so on....and so on.

Unlike the US, it's too bad that in many EU countries it's illegal for large rigs to have a sleeping quarter, because Fanny could save so much on cheap roadside motels during their travels she is so fond of.

Brocunts on tour! Imagine the marketing on the side of the shipping container. (I'm sure some creative Tattler can come up with a design)

 
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He also hates the dog, he was not able to hide his contempt and loathing for the poor the little thing.
Absolutely, it was really evident when he had Lancelot on the lease walking and PJ turned back and spoke harshly. Just the look on his face and the tone. He has no love or time for his dog.
 
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Last week's Patreon video:
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#FreeLancelot
Thank you so much @tuffiti and I hope you had a lovely holiday x

Oh Stephanie, you poor poor thing I really don't know where you find the strength to carry on, having had such a terrible childhood with your parents having to scrimp and scrape to make ends meet.

Fucking hell Nikki for christ sake don't tell Hair System he dated a piece of antique clothing correctly, he's already an unbearable pretentious prick.

Oh Stephanie, how you spoil Marie taking her to a jam tasting evening, I'm blown away and dare I say a little tearful. Of course you bought as many as you could, never doubted you for a moment. You know, It's as if you knew the restaurants would be shut, fancy that, so back to the shithole for bread n drippin it is Marie. Weeeee

Oh Hair System, take it noone liked your revolting carrott!??WTAF! pasta. That'll be like a house brck by the morning

Someone for the love of god give that woman French lessons to cure her of her over pronounciations please, I can't stand it.

Hahaha good to see you're making the point there are no fat naked tourist in that part of town but guessing your little stroll out with the Hair System was to show him where it is.

 
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Is the grandmother’s house the tiny, grungy place that Annalise, Marie and Dan (at different times) borrowed for mini vacations?
You haven't done your homework for Monday Miss Jules...
Too many south of France properties, just trying to keep them straight.

-The place Auntie & Uncle are staying at (only shown from the outside) until their house is complete. Used to be Stephanie’s grandmothers house.

-Is there just one more (grungy) place nearby that Isabelle owns or that plus an additional one that SJ owns?

The way SJ discusses it is confusing.
 
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