The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

[MRShavershamsdress]

Well apart from his porcelain he has literally nothing to offer her... he can't provide for her financially, he can't provide any form of maintenance for the property, most men have some DIY skills, he has zilch. He really brings nothing to the table other than crockery and cutlery. I wonder what her father would make of it all... he probably had high hopes of his Princess marrying a man of substance, one with his own wealth and career and good standing in the ranks of the elite and she gets engaged to the hired help who did very little even then.

He damned sure isn’t any Oliver Mellors! Though he probably sees himself as Lady Chatterly.

 

[Imperious Me]

Didn't she pack some lace in her suitcase? Perhaps it's for a veil. They could get married in SA to avoid Percy having to fly. If, that is, she has any intention at all, to marry that idiotic sloth.

That cream lace was weird, it had black ties sewn on it, looked more like a fancy dress get-up...

 

[Le Baiseur]

To honor the upcoming prenuptials, defiling of the marriage bed, and the skanktity of matrimony, I dedicate this song.

 

[Bogue de Juin]

Thank you @ComtesseRose!

From Pavlina's Instagram.....

 

[Pyke]

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[Freesia54]

Ohhh I have to go back and watch it again.. I thought he meant HE was practically family... That was a most awkward few seconds...

You may be right... I couldn't go back to watch it again... but that would be fun if Sebastian became part of the family.. nudge nudge wink wink

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Our Poundland Joan Collins…. If it’s good enough for her????

Joan has Percy Fanny has Pubes

 

[Pekey]

I'm rather hoping that, if they have dancing at the reception, i

I do too.
The Tango with Selmar leading the way!
I would love to know what he is thinking of the Sex Pest getting married !!!

 

[Freesia54]

That's interesting. I can't see her living on her own in that place as she ages. He is incapable of defending her from any harm but he enables her spending and likes the hedonistic way of life as much as she does. We have heard it said that shd can't travel on her own and the chaos she creates wherever she goes anywhere proves that. At least, he would attempt not to lose tickets or be as late and chaotic as she is so she will see all that as being positive. He is her support animal and maybe that's all she wants: someone she can control to a certain extent and whom she can hold equally responsible if things go wrong. Also, Clara said she dislikes sex, so in that respect, he's perfect for her. She can get away with anything with him by her side, however unlovable and useless he may be.

I thought Clara said she could be heard squealing through the bedroom walls...maybe on the occasions when she did fancy a tickle.

 

[Imperious Me]

Just jumping in here from page 40. Sorry this has probably already been said but really Mummy you think you'll still be here in 50 years???? Hell Fanny probably won't be either. only one that has a good chance is Snorts.

Ok bye back to page 40 for me, hope to catch up soon!! View attachment 2757912View attachment 2757914


Time stamped to start at Mummy's ""Speech""

They were whipping cream to put on that cream cake?

 

[graciemckitten]

Guess it’s MariE’s time to shine. Now she can cater the wedding and do the flowers.

She does have that fancy food safety document that she signed.

 

[vitanova]

Pavlina conveniently avoided being in Vienna at the same time as Fanny & Snorty. (almost like she did it on purpose)

she was there in the begining of december. photos could be from then as places are in holiday mood.

 

[Frenchie0810]

Click Bait ?????

Is that a mint imperial in the centre ?

OMG I cannot believe that she would be dense.. I cannot see how it could be anything else tho

 

[vitanova]

Has Amaury finished the boiler room?

they will start the heating

 

[Pekey]

At least she can shop for her own diamond in SA

Perhaps Duty Free ???

 

[Pekey]

I wonder who would get custody of Lancelot.

It would be -
" You take Him!"....... " NO - You take Him" !

 

[Seeingitasitis]

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Another priceless post. I love these. So, so witty.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

LOL! I'm feeling stupid for doing a hack Tarot reading... now that I look closer at the thumbnail, it really is all there!

This should be the song for their first dance.

 

[Seeingitasitis]

I doubt any of you are aware of the youtuber/narc Kylie Flavell but she had a full expensive wedding in her fiancé's chapel but it was all just for content and not an actual legal marriage. Maybe Fanny can follow her lead

She wants to be the first one in that chapel for sure.

 

[shatcho shiek]

oh perhaps thats why at the very end the scotish pesty gnome mentioned a so called tradition where scots paid the new brother in law. F$F pipes in trying to make a joke about 5 ,000 or a camel .Then camera pans on percys pissed looks as thrush ask instead for 5 ,000 rand ....