The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

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The dynamics in the Shitoo are going to be bleeping fascinating. I can hardly wait! 🍿
well one thing is for sure no one wants a double wedding with narc Fanny. Amaury and Natti are so over it -I hope they leave and he goes and starts his own business somewhere.
 
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well one thing is for sure no one wants a double wedding with narc Fanny. Amaury and Natti are so over it -I hope they leave and he goes and starts his own business somewhere.
Oh me too! I would like Amoury to stick around just enough for Pheephee to large it so Amoury gives him a slap.
 
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I hope Philips parents are as happy as Isabel and Percy and that they get over their camera shyness or it could be awkward filming the wedding trying to keep them and ridiculous Nick out of view with the 3 of them with bags on their heads.
 
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The renaissance man thinks proposing to his old maid on the scaffolding is the most romantic thing he can do, with Sebastian just round the corner.
And the chapel has such romantic connotations for them (thinks no-one). Thanks for the reminder @KiKiGee.
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The more I think about it the more I can't get round the absolute cheek of him doing the proposing, when he's totally dependent on her. It must be some sort of Narc power play to upstage Fanny using the leap year to propose to him.
 

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...and we're waiting for the survey report on the suitability of the bridegroom. It's possible we may have to have at least three surveys.
Then finally … shock,horror… the wedding is off when she discovers her boyfriend is gay!
 
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Then finally … shock,horror… the wedding is off when she discovers her boyfriend is gay!
Poor Pube it can't be good for his self confidence reading all the comments on him, a small part of me feels sorry for him. No part of me feels sorry for Fanny she is odious.
 
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Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without 😎

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....


I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash 💰 to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “💐

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “


For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......
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@MojoDublin, can we be sure it's really you???
No pictagrams??? :devilish:

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If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ🤷‍♀️
I don’t like any one of them but Gerry is not the worst in IMO.

I don’t care about looks at all and I like when people own their bodies and appearance and Gerry is doing just that. Enjoying his friends and the sun.

Gerry is a mostly used as a ridiculous clown, but I think it is a role, something tells me it is a character he has played for the TV show that he extended to CD vlogs whenever he’s called upon. He used to be her partner on Chateau DIY and developed that clown Scotsman persona for the show. I believe he must be a very sweet person, a good friend of Fanny and IJ and he is clearly a lonely man. Also, his bad personality traits are certainly typical of his generation of man. He is 60, right?
I’m not giving him a pass as there’s no excuse for some behavior he showed towards women and nothing to do with being a 60 year old , I am 60 and most 60 year old men I know are amazing and have updated their attitudes with the years.

He was sick with cancer and I think he received treatment again recently, when he appeared completely bald in a vlog. If he received treatment and lost his hair, the new hair that grows looks always weirdly different. He seems to have dyed his hair also, so the whole look is weirder but he owns it. He doesn’t care what we think and I like people who don’t care what others think.

As expected, the most ridiculous is Snorts, hiding his figure from the sun or the eagle eyes of Toronto’s memes. I don’t care about looks but Snorts is just a torture to my eyes… Guess we need an exception right? I can’t look at the ugly face of DelPHIne the douche.
 
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So back to the banana drink with Potts. Did she say she was intermittent fasting and could not have solid food until Dinner but drinks what she wants during the day? If so that's not fasting it's just not eating solid food. Fasting is consuming nothing that can be used as fuel by the body. So water , coffee, tea but nothing in them and she uses milk in her tea. She is really a dummy and needs supervision, but Snorts best laugh I have had in a long while.
He is soooo gross
 
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I’ve been up all night thinking about their wedding. Wish I could be there!!! I remembered a documentary I saw about Gwen Shamblin’s 2nd marriage and I thought, “perfect”!!! I could see her now standing in the doorway with her hair up high (closer to God) and fairy wings glistening in the light! Beautiful! If you are as excited as I am, watch this little video that is a copilation of their whole wedding day. I hope someone from the shitoo is seeing this post! This could really work!!
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He used to be her partner on Chateau DIY and developed that clown Scotsman persona for the show
I'm sure this is right - sadly, there are rumours that he's like this off camera, which probably wears down the people surrounding him.

I believe he must be a very sweet person
I believe he can be. But I'm just as sure, he's a nasty guard dog too.

Is this Snorts brother??
The name, the nostrills and the balding match up - Yes, it's him.
 
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Sorry, but I could never contemplate marriage to a boyfriend that looks better in a dress than I do.💃💃
 
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