The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

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Some of you noticed tonne and tonton seemed a little displeased with Stephoney upon return from Vienna, could the fake betrothal amidst the scaffolding have had something to do with that? (vis a vis Cuz's future pozzie).

The ticket deciphering tattler (well done) said they flew on Feb 6, so landed feb 7, bestowed the dripping second hand T pot and announced 7th or 8th. I watched that scene with the sound off (coz MY balmoral boyfriend has NO idea my viewing choices are so lowbrow) and FanFan the Thespian bounced in her private bouncy castle, whilst attempting to convince Mummy et al that this was such a wonderful surprise! They all knew in advance and tried hard to co-operate. Most odd was the non ecstatic Pheef (not billy) looking very awkward and uncomfortable.

Therefore, tonight's non vlog is due to a get together from 5 or 6 days ago. Must have been some bash.
Mummy had donned her best hair clip for the non engagement dinner. Pheef's parents certainly did not participate in finding a trinket and can hardly be thrilled. Another tattler adroitly pointed out that instead of buying the lollypop ring, he could have put something in the non-ring. This seems to be a story line conceived in Biz class whilst guzzling champers, en route.

You are ALL hilarious and TorontoGWM especially, great to see mojo back!
 
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Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without 😎

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....


I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash 💰 to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “💐

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “


For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......
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I think 99% of Dutch born and raised do know how to swim. Including phiphi…
Even if he might burn like crazy, he could a)use sunscrean b) take of his shirt when going into the sea and cover up after. I think he just didn't want to show his small shoulders no chest, stick tin arms and a develloped pot belly.
If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ🤷‍♀️
 
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Philip could have looked normal a
I thought he was really out of his depth here this time in SA Jules.
I bet Mummy 🦇 did not hold back when she was told the news. Sadly it did not make it to the camera but I bet her blood was boiling!
Mummy 🦇 wanted her darling Stef to marry a rich old boy - not a poor old baby!
 
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If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ🤷‍♀️
Oh, poor Gerry! Almost a nightmare on Crack Street moment, if you get my drift.......
**P.S. I don't like Gerry, either!
 
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Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without 😎

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....


I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash 💰 to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “💐

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “


For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......
All is well in the world Mojo stopped by!!!!!!! Woo bleeping hoo!!!!! I missed you dearly Mojo!!!!!
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You bought my Stars now buy my Diamonds !!!
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If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ🤷‍♀️
She got right in the bleeping pool on this occasion. Interesting as she has stated so many times she does not do swimming. Oh and the ocean too! Must be trying to stay away from someone.
 
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If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ🤷‍♀️
It pains me to say it (he makes me shudder), but when they went out to dinner Gerry looked positively dapper in his yellow shirt/blue trousers combo. Nor a square inch of tartan in sight.
 
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I think 99% of Dutch born and raised do know how to swim. Including phiphi. If the dykes breaks half of the Netherlands would be flooded by the sea (not Limburg, definately Rotterdam) When I was in elementary school, swimming was mandatory. Not sure if that law still exist.

Even if he might burn like crazy, he could a)use sunscrean b) take of his shirt when going into the sea and cover up after. I think he just didn't want to show his small shoulders no chest, stick tin arms and a develloped pot belly.
Scared his hair woud float away.
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The fact that there is no vlog tonight is not the problem, WHY does she wait until the 11th jour to tell her fans ? RUDE. I
know the world fans are in different time zones but this all happened last week in my book.
And again she questions our intelligence - we all know that the party was last week and that it wasn't Mummy who organized it. She is and remains a lying, lazy witch.
 
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Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without 😎

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....


I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash 💰 to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “💐

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “


For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......
Missed you heaps, good to have the ol gang back together.
 
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