The Chateau Diaries #288 Stephanie has the life everyone dreams of and everyone else pays for

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I thought Marie had her ex-video editor back but the quality of the latest vlog was pretty poor. There was a shot with a young passerby clearly shown in error. Lots of Marie walking up and down the road as in Haworth. Her slow, uninspiring presentation hasn't improved. It's extraordinary that she's offering her skills as a chef after a month's course, rather like being a floral designer after a few short courses. I don't think this particular leopard has changed, or will change its spots. It won't be long before she's grifting for a vehicle so she can drive off to do her cooking in different locations.
 
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Interesting that all the owners of the dump are in the same place
All the owners are coming home to roost...how convenient they have beach houses in SA to stay at where there is aircon, sufficient bedrooms and no orange netting.

Poor Percy, the man isn't going to get any rest with that pack of thieving hyena's descending on his home.

This trip has been conveniently hard-wired into their travel schedule for a while.
Spring break 2024 (voorjaarsvakantie, carnavalsvakantie or krokusvakantie)
  • North: February 17 - February 25, 2024
  • Central: February 17 - February 25, 2024
  • South: February 10 - February 18, 2024*
 
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i have my doubts about stability of the walls. i don't remember if he did something about it.
Those walls are as crumbly as fuck. Open to the elements for all those years. The weight of the roof could be the straw that broke the crispy chateau's back
 
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well, THAT proves that Fanfan has the acolytes filming B roll for her endless 'walkies'. She would have stopped filming and gone into paroxysms of breathless screeches at the mind-bending sight of a crocus and cyclamen in the jardin desolee. (nick thumbnail vid). as it was, she had to 'edit' in her ecstasy once back in the dump, finding a nearby hellebores to fondle - this one red, whilst the other davy 'masterpieces ' were white.

What better way to ' launder ' all the atrocious tat accumulated in the Grabeau over the past 18 months and to prevent it being discovered in emmaus by the benefactors/cult members, than to drag it to SA to donate? she couldn't take it the last 'mercy' visit as Leech wasn't there to schlep it for Prinfeff Schteff. The only reason for donation is that she loathes the crap and NOT due to altruism.
 
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Food pests and control…
Personal hygiene…
This is the handbook FRK was given at Ashburton.

Now let us think, who is a food pest?
 

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Nope, it was because he sat in the dump bawling like a baby, ran out of Spaghetti-O's, and was freezing in his skinny ass jeans while she was away.
Either that or he went Nut-so charging eBay junk to Fanny's credit card!!!
Or.
All of thee above!!
 
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Thank you @OhIDontKnow...
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Interesting that all the owners of the dump are in the same place
Which begs the question... are they all absent from the shithole and Europe for a reason? All the players are out of town AND in the same place at the same time. Bizarre non...
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That is not coincidental I feel.
Some thing is up - big time - and the owners need to set a plan.
Funny we're all thinking the same thoughts!
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And mercy beaucoup @tuffiti for posting the flog. You truly are an angel
 
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Thank you Tuffiti for posting.
Who the F goes to someone's beach house in South Africa and moves cushions and furniture and gets videoed doing it, they have No Content, Snorts needs feeding to the local monkeys. Percy lives in Derek's shadow do not know how he can stand it. Zara horror modelled by Fanny.
Percy looks much improved, keep away from France and it may continue.
 
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And here we have baby in the back of the car.
Fanny is gauche. She is so totally unaware of herself.
I guess she must be unaware of Snorts he is an imbecile, buying baked beans from the supermarket because they are reduced. How savvy.
Snorts is plumping up cushions rearranging ornaments. I did notice Mummy was not present and did not thank him . Just vlog content to let us know how special he is.

I get the feeling Gerry has been staying with Mummy for a while.
 

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Speaking from a major sheep country here, I don't think your average sheep would be overly concerned by Ratso. They are curious things (hell, I would be too if I was stuck in a paddock all day everyday with nothing much to do) and they'll turn around and face anything new in their space. If Ratso went for one (I'm pretty sure he's too small to take on a sheep but I'm not sure how dumb he is), they would most certainly fight back. We had a sheep who was hand raised and used to charge and head butt the humans - it hurt! The sheep worrying laws came about because of roaming, often in packs of larger dogs who cause major damage and once they've killed one, they can't help themselves and go on to kill more if not stopped.
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The heap is really in the middle of nowhere….
With that in mind, a good question to pose: if he was the last man on earth, would you go there.............?
 
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I wonder if she'll start going out more and having fun, that lonely young billionaire... Yikes Billy, put yourself in a risky predicament there...
 
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An inch has never made such a difference...
 
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Snorty is why vibrators were created.
 
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