The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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It was the witchcraft business. Pavlina's increasing weirdness was going to conflict with Fanny's planned rollout of the Holy Stars con. She was given her marching orders.
I guess creepy hair collecting Sabine was also given the boot. Śabine creeped out Pavlina.
 
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And they've been stored since then... and shipped! $$$$
 
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After seeing those very expensive secondhand curtains here, I have been down a rabbit hole looking for fabric for my own curtains.

I watched Homeworthy last night and an upwardly mobile decorator (who never cooks and gets her kitchen soiled!) used an Indian handblocked
tablecloth border for a trim on a chair. If it is good enough for a social climbing, botoxed decorator to use, then Stephanie Jarvis could be using her sewing machine to knock up her own bloody handblocked curtains. An Indian handblocked tablecloth here is about A28-$35.

Those curtains she bought were secondhand, ridiculously expensive and she bought them just for the maker's name.

It seems to me that people with excess money and no budget, lose their creativity and just buy designer stuff without any attachment or sentimentality, and without any brain cells used to create something unique. Enter Stephanie Jarvis.
 
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I felt bad for Pavlina because Fanny forced her into the refugee storyline that she and Snorts concocted, and Pavlina got put in a no win situation. Make Fanny retract her statements and likely get kicked out of the Dump or silently go along with the “ storyline“ hoping Fanny would forget about it after a few weeks.
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Stephanie Jarvis is a new money ( thru grifted funds), spendthrift, label whore. She will buy anything attached to luxury, a prominent name, royalty, castles, designers, high end provenance, celebrity connection, etc. regardless of its actual beauty, usefulness, quality, or value.
 
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There was something "off" but I cannot put my finger on it.
Still...... like you said - she worked (unlike Snorts) and I felt she did not like being on the pink phone !!! Alot !!!
If she is smart - Pav will never return.
I don’t think she would return to the Dump without Maria present and her friend she played dress up with in the woods, Jared, moved to Florida.
 
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The potential rooms (ex: GS, Library, Bedrooms) Fanny has mentioned for those drapes won't be ready for years (if ever). In the meantime Fanny will haul them up to the attic, hang them over the bannister and forget where she put them. Take a good look now because we're unlikely to ever see them again.
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I guess creepy hair collecting Sabine was also given the boot. Śabine creeped out Pavlina.
I do wonder if they ladies (Maria, Pavlina and Sabine) "purposely" got a bit 'weird' with their various weird performances. They decided to have a bit of fun on their way out the door. Freak out Fanny a bit, screw with her pink camera footage and help expedite their desired departures.
 
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I guess creepy hair collecting Sabine was also given the boot. Śabine creeped out Pavlina.
I always thought that Sabine, Pavlina, and Maria were way off brand and am surprised they were kept around as long as they were. But let’s not forget, Fanny can’t have anyone pretty or stylish around because she wants no competition for attention.
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Yeah like that $10K roll of antique pink Fortuny fabric she bought from a sympathetic decorator. Wonder where that shit is? Wonder what that decorator, who gave her a pity discount, thinks of her now?
 
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Why did Fanny say "of course they needto be cleaned?"
 
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Why did Fanny say "of course they need to be cleaned?"
It was an odd thing to say, especially because Fanny never cleans her own curtains. Perhaps they smell? This is one of the risks of buying at auction online without seeing and sniffing lots for oneself.
 
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It was an odd thing to say, especially because Fanny never cleans her own curtains. Perhaps they smell? This is one of the risks of buying at auction online without seeing and sniffing lots for oneself.
Or, perhaps she or one of her minions read here, where several of us called her out for not cleaning the draperies she took down and said she was going to re-do them so they'd fit somewhere else but would store them until then. She appeared to do the "storing" without having them cleaned first.

** And by "store", I mean she threw them in a heap in the attic somewhere.
 
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Fanny has reached the level of Euro Trash.
 
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Shopping addicts getting inspiration from Versailles mistress apartment:
Look at 5:56. Stephanie showcases mini porcelain cooler for wine glass at Versailles.



Click and look at Snorts showing his Sevres wine glass cooler with pattern from Louis 15th pink collection at Fountainbleu.

Click and see Snorts show his 9 copies of plates with the Louis 15th Sevres Fountainbleu collection Pink pattern. reproductions?




See where the gruesome twosome get their Shopping ideas?

Pink Louis 15th plates auctioned at Christie’s

TWO SEVRES PORCELAIN PLATES FROM THE SERVICE MADE FOR LOUIS XV AT THE CHATEAU DE FONTAINEBLEAU ('ASSIETTES UNIES')INTERLACED L'S ENCLOSING DATE LETTER R FOR 1770, ONE PLATE WITH A PAINTER'S MARK FOR SIOUX L'AINE, THE OTHER WITH THE PAINTER'S MARK FOR LEVE, ONE INCISED L, THE OTHER INCISED X

Price realised USD $ 37,500 for 2 plates
2012

Sevres wine glass cooler est. $ 5,000 to 7,000


Obsession with Versailles and Sevres porcelain
 
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I think the curtains will end up in her bedroom appt (whilst grand salon and library are unrenovated) as they are “too beautiful not to display and easier to store if hung”.
 
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So I guess the videos this week are them the week before they go to Austria, which is actually occurring right now, so last week?
 
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Last nights or whenever it was posted vlog.

Had to FF through the daily harassing of the restorers.

Fucking curtains, another assault on the eyes!! Bought in 2022 and she seems to not really know what she's actually got, no surprise I suppose. They don't go with the panelling at all. Oh and the Idiot child has a new phrase 'the colour pops', been watching too many makeup tutorials.

He says cheers Angel at the end.

Told Mr Spratt last night that Aumary is still putting that boiler room together, he laughed. He said something like that should take two weeks to do tops (if you're working a full day on the job) how long has he been doing this now? He also said the new regulations for enclosing commercial boilers came into force at least 3 years ago (the last commercial boiler he fitted was in 2019 and the regs changed sometime after that), so in my thinking Nathan would have told them all of this at the start. Delay tactics yet again by Fanny to avoid switching the heat on? It's disgusting when you think it was supposed to be up and running in April.
 
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Except I screwed it up. Should be Marielina. That's what I get for trying to be too cute.
It worked
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Hi all.
Sorry I've not been around. My husband has been ill. I'll be back when I'm back. Hugs to you all.
Been missing you. Hope you are well and your husband is on the mend.
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From all the famous women, she picks the one which was beheaded as roll-model?
They be-headed Barbie? That's terrible.
 
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Fucking curtains, another assault on the eyes!!
When will she be Over the curtains!!!
What happened to that sewing machine...... I wonder if she will start embroidering the darn curtains instead of those napkins !

With only the two of them in the Falling Down Castle ---- she is slowly running out of ideas.
 
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