The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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She begrudgingly ‘saved’ the chapel so she could avoid the big bucks required for the house. She will never renovate the main building as promised. She has become accustomed to a certain way of life ( with her GayLodger) and will spend ‘just enough’ to keep her Patreons appeased. And she begs that amount from them as well. She blatantly spends the monies garnered under false pretences and no one calls her on it.
 
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Oh you missed a beauty of a storm last night here Gertie!
Its humid now and I wonder - we may get the rain and storm again ?

You know Fanny had to ask about the plaster layers drying ---- that is the way she slaps her makeup on !
 
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I am depressed that they are sans slaves. They are too. What a grim root vegetable meal with pre packaged roast beef microwaved to perfection. They will leave their dishes for Dave to do in the next couple of days. Those green coupe glasses awkwardly to the brim with dessert wine. No One wants to spend time with them. Did you notice Nati’s jacket on the sofa in her cluttered ‘office’? Ready to jet when the clock strikes five? Girl can’t get out of there fast enough. Snorts really has ruined everything.
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Alone. In the dead of winter. This.
 

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Still consecrated....
Where are all of these 'friends' now? I only recognize Kim to her left, Isabelle and her granny. They have all fled and left Fanny Haversham alone with her gay twank son in a rotting building stuffed with mouldy crap
 
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Could Fanny be making a play for the Chapel Worker? Hence the gay lodger running over without his coat to see what she was doing, is he so insecure, or is he also fancying his chances.
 
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Could Fanny be making a play for the Chapel Worker? Hence the gay lodger running over without his coat to see what she was doing, is he so insecure, or is he also fancying his chances.
I'm sure 'eyebrows' Eric Cantonar wouldn't touch Fanny with someone else's ten foot barge pole! Both of the restorers must regret giving her consent to film them, ponsing around with light fittings in their work environment
 
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A priest for guidance???!!! More like a fucking exorcism!

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I would love the patrons to see, not only the Moonie wedding photo, and the S & M photo, but also the shot of the dinner party in the chapel and the vlog when it was mentioned that Potty had left a party game clue in a chalice on the altar. If they are so concerned about the renovation of a consecrated chapel, that knowledge would send them over the edge and maybe lead to the end of the Jarvis grifting schemes. Sadly, I can't remember when the Potty vlog was.
 
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She's using the nativity to reinforce 'the quality of being connected with God . . . of being holy . . . the sacredness of the temple.'
 
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And of course she’ll never show that - but she will be stupid enough to accidentally film the disco ball left hanging from the ceiling.
I do think it will resemble a place suitable for Liberace. She was only ever interested in it for its decorative purposes. The religious fans got upset about Selmar using it for Yoga, how much angrier they would be if they realised how Fanny had abused the chapel.
 
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Those photos .......... I was looking at them Fennelbug and I could see a real scary movie with Snorts looking just like that in the leading role --

"The Lazy Shopaholic Zombie in the Grifting Chapel -- Part 1"
 
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They should consider adding a bathroom in the chapel. Ultimately, it will be the only place that is safe and warm for a very long time. Bunk beds would also be worth considering.

Oh yeah of little faith.... she could advertise it for a resting place for pilgrims en route to Santiago de Compostela.... nah, forget that idea, they're not that desperate, and do have some standards unlike Stephamemeee.
 
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Yesterday afternoon something lovely happened! Quite by chance, here in an East Devon supermarket, I recognised a very familiar face, and when it dawned on me, I realised it was Pavlina!!! How lovely to have met her randomly here in Devon, UK! She is just as adorable as she is when she appears in the Chateau Diaries videos!
 
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Holy guacamole, those two were breathtakingly thick about the “oil lamp” in the chapel’s sanctuary. The level of dim-wittedness was off the scale.



Just to help out the clueless duo, I have two words.

Sanctuary

and

Lamp

It is not a decorative or ornamental feature. It has a specific purpose.
 
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Where are all of these 'friends' now? I only recognize Kim to her left, Isabelle and her granny. They have all fled and left Fanny Haversham alone with her gay twank son in a rotting building stuffed with mouldy crap
They’re still around. Just off camera. Tess and her hubs, Dana on camera, I suspect we’ll see several at Easter. But it’s def not the “life love laughter” of yore. She’s got a sucky boyfriend with no money. Who wants to hang around with that?
 
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It's incredible to see what ignoramuses they are. Presumably Fanny was brought up as a Catholic. Most educated people would know what that sacristy oil lamp was even if they weren't religious. They are also completely unaware of how stupid and ignorant they are. It's laughable to see Snorts trying to look as if he knows what he's talking about when he just can't hide his ignorance. He hasn't got a clue about anything and middle-aged, ex-Oxford, world traveller, Fanny, is no better. It's probably because she's reached this age with her eyes wide shut to everything outside her own image. She is also too stupid to realise that, in each vlog, she exposes her stupidity and ignorance even more.
 
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