The Chateau Diaries #280 Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder how much $$$$ you are

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their next grift idea stick a pair of antlers on rasto and get one star studded rasto poop discount for 5 poops. his nose will turn red automatically in this cold grip. Adopt buy a rasto Poop dispenser today exclusive at LIeland... their fans will eat it up.. . see still no table manner training for him in paris they continue to have him sitting up at table , hope he pooped in smirkys snortys creme de brulee
 
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Is it only me that finds Tante Two Tonnes (great name by the way) and the uncle revolting? All I ever see them doing is drinking at all times of the day.
Everyone in that place is shown drinking alcohol 24/7, so it never really hits me in the face like that. What I do mind? Uncle's constant, flip, dad jokes. The guy has no coherent thought behind the bad one-liner (probably thanks to what appears to be constant alcohol). Nati has an up close and personal look at her later years just by watching this guy - couldn't happen to a better woman, right?

And I really abhor the constant fawning all over each other between the aunt, uncle, Stephanie and Philip. It grates on my nerves more and more each vlog.
 
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The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption - that BITCH is now marketing her fucking porno-chappel-stars with AIDS victims. Hell has a very special place for her I hope. I am livid, absolutely fuming.
 
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Oh stop it shatcho shiek........ I cannot stop laughing and I was drinking a lemon, lime and soda ! Frothy !!!
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And I really abhor the constant fawning all over each other between the aunt, uncle, Stephanie and Philip. It grates on my nerves more and more each vlog.
Its nauseating and put old Viv and her weird daughter from Chateau Love in the Fawning Club too ......... they sucked up to Snorts, Ratso and Fanny in Paris cafe...... they are All revolting and yet.......... everyone would put a knife in the others back if it served them to.
 
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I think it is from when they went with John in Paris. For his 20 something plates set and/or curtains? You can see John in the video putting the ears of Ratso out.
 
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Do you know what I might hate even more than the scammers of shitoo. The commenters telling that that they bought one, or two. NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!! You are just trying to buy fucking good conscience since you haven't been to grave in years etc. The dead person does not give a shit no matter where the fuck he/she is... The general public and least of all F4/F do not care whose mother died of cancer and you miss her. Keep your self righteous star purchase to yourself and shove it up your dried up and shriveled cunt.
 
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It would be better spent if that stupid "star" money went to a proper charity !
Oh yeah...... you cannot brag to Fanny about that !
 
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Absolutely! I saw a slew of recently uploaded vlogs from Viv and I just can't watch them. I have a pretty good sense of humor, but I know if I watch any of Viv's vlogs, it will put me in a bad mood, and that's a mood I don't want to be in right now. I couldn't even watch Stephanie's latest. Now that Viv is also putting her smarmy daughter in her vlogs fairly frequently, it makes it a double turn off. That picture that @Lady Avonlea posted from the vlog, the one with Philip and Viv's daughter.....Philip looks like the cat who swallowed the canary. What a life he must have! I am sure this is his dream come true, getting to live off other people's money and prance around like an entitled POS.
 
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I guess Permasmile’s daughter is Permasmug.

Snorts is the resident Dump sex pest and failed lactose intolerant lothario.
 
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I guess Permasmile’s daughter is Permasmug.
I may have commented about this before, but in the summer, when Curtis the Fake Egyptologist visited them, they were shown at some cafe getting either ice cream or pastries, I can't remember. But Viv's daughter was so busy mugging for the camera, winking and generally, what it looked like to me, flirting with Curtis. I was like Gurrrlll....you know he's gay! Why waste the effort? She's just as phony as her mom is.
 
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Permasmug thinks of herself as a real catch.
I guess she wasnt interested in porcelain fondler Snorts, the resident Dump sex pest and failed lactose intolerant lothario.
 
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I think it is from when they went with John in Paris. For his 20 something plates set and/or curtains? You can see John in the video putting the ears of Ratso out.
No This is definitely a later trip than the one where John buys half of Paris and stuffs it in his car. This is the trip that they justified by saying they were meeting smugtwat’s mum because it was her birthday but surprisingly we never saw them. Turns out John was there again, smugtwat is really working at this relationship.
 
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joyeux noël fixed to be nearer to thee


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It would be better spent if that stupid "star" money went to a proper charity !
Oh yeah...... you cannot brag to Fanny about that !


they cant ever kiss enough
 
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Perfectly said. I have wondered if they have sold some of the things that they receive that might be a value. They’re always looking to see what brand/hallmark is on the other side of a plate etc. You covered everything. I don’t believe he would leave without a fight either. And I think she’ll hold onto him as you said, as long as she can. They are each other’s puppets. And I am so tired of hearing them call each other “Dahling”. It’s turned into a certifiable shitshow. When I think back to the quarantine diaries and the advent videos that she did with MPetherick, it has just gone full circle into the mud.
 
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I don’t know what she could possibly be doing working on the “stars campaign”. She’s utterly useless. I’ve noticed she always takes the credit for everyone else’s work. She’s so full of shit.
 
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Poor thing is as frozen as that turkey.

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not sorry for her. she should turn around immediately after she saw what kind of nasty place shatow is. still being there makes her enabler. i think she has power, at least to stop giving money to his untalented, disgusting son.
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whoever did this i hope they were siting in the cabin with you.
 
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I don’t know what she could possibly be doing working on the “stars campaign”. She’s utterly useless. I’ve noticed she always takes the credit for everyone else’s work. She’s so full of shit.
She blamed the chapel stars for doing a lot less decorating than in previous advent vlogs all lalanders working continually on the star campaign. She is just full of bull. Those trees/ Dec's should have been up since early December there are enough people at the dump. They are all bone idle, clueless
and not capable of organising anything or having a plan of attack regarding anything and everything they do. The rest of the world go to work full time, raise a family and decorate their homes in time for Christmas without loads of hangers on filling their kitchen drinking and eating.
 
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Look how happy Ruthywriter is with her thinly veiled portrayal of former bestie Fanny and the Dump In The Escape.
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3.0 out of 5 stars This is about Stephanie Jarvis who features on Chateau Diaries and Channel 4 Chateau DIY4
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 18 December 2023

Ruth seems to have nailed the shenanigans at Chateau de Lalande. Good observation Ruth
 
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