Tante and Stephen looked distinctly off in last night's vlog. They looked miserable and cross. I suspect they are getting increasingly fed up with the pink phone and it's shrieking owner disturbing them every time they sit down to eat. I bet she nags them into staying in for meals as it's now only her, Snorty, Marie, and now Potty left at the dump. I would have thought they'd want to spend some time at Amaury's or go out to dinner with him and Natti, rather than having to appear in the daily soap circus. In no time at all, I expect there will be more screeching and nonsense with Gerry arriving. There is nothing new in any of these daily vlogs, just lying to Marie at how lovely she looks or what a marvelous cook she is; talking to Tante about food; showing Snorty's latest haul of tat and disturbing Sebastien and Kirsty while they work for her benefit. All that happens while she and Snorty just waltz around holding a poor, frightened little dog, and otherwise doing absolutely nothing useful.
The Chateau Diaries #278 Fanny sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish
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Stephanie Jarvis' tartuffery is truly sickening. She lacks a soul. Just when you think she couldn't sink any farther she manages to
As vile as the star grab is, thank you @tuffiti for posting it and exposing this evil creature's machinations. Thank you, also, to @ComtesseRose for the new thread and to @Jules100 for sharing her new Sternkapelle tile. It would make a wonderful Christmas card illustration and laser-cut Christmas tree ornament for the Southernmost Chateau. When will they be available through your online shop?
Someone please adopt stars in the name of:
1. Ian the Builder
2. Selmar
3. Tetyana
4. Michael P’s night with Philip
5. Alexander
6. Sun City - Philip’s favourite Parisian gay bathhouse
1. Ian the Builder
2. Selmar
3. Tetyana
4. Michael P’s night with Philip
5. Alexander
6. Sun City - Philip’s favourite Parisian gay bathhouse
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Absolutely. There is nothing nice you can say about the vlogs anymore or anything to do with the place. It just all seems tainted and uncomfortable to watch.
One thing I’ve noticed about the dump is that they don’t have quite so many parties anymore. I guess now that everyone has their regular shag they don’t need a drunken crowd to get lucky…. Good luck meeting anyone Marie.
How excited & giddy was Fanny at the prospect of Michael T. Potts imminent return to the shitoo and being served her sausage with a little extra mustard in bed that night? 
He smells desperation. That's his type.
Dang, Tante and Stephen have earned the right to look off in last night's CD. They've done it on their own accord, but they've been at the shitoo over a month freezing their ass's off, performing on cue for the pink camera, subjecting themselves to Fanny's war-time food rations, pretending to like Snorty, babysitting Ratso and engaging with a revolving cast of boring oddballs. At this point it appears they're going to be staying through Christmas with no break from Fanny's Absurd Advent Circus. Bigger fools them, but Mummy owes her little sister & brother-in-law big time!
Video content! If she can exploit a mini dog for content, she won't hestitate to exploit a mini human for content, too!A baby will take attention away from Fanny and we know she is the cutest of the cute in that old Falling Down Castle with a Puddle for a Lake !!
Fanny doesn't like competition .
Hopefully the fridge is filled with cranberry juice, cystitis is a bastard.
Marie acting all innovative n tit but Pillsbury's been doing it for years.
Wiener Wrap day was always a hit at my elementary school cafeteria.
Wiener Wrap day was always a hit at my elementary school cafeteria.
What's weird is how none of the Lalande crew seem to have any independent hobbies, interests, friendships, or social life, outside of the dump circle or the transactional chateauverse circle. If Marie wants to find a partner she should get an electric pushbike and go and join some clubs or societies in the nearby towns and villages.
The look on his face was priceless.. it literally asked the question ' Where the feck did this mad woman come from'? No tradesperson would want their customer climbing a ladder to watch them work...can you imagine the conversation at his own dinner table that night?
The problem for Marie, as mentioned before, is that the only men that get invited to the place since Miss Chatelaine arrived are gay, the Chelsea flower gardener being the latest. She doesn't have her floral hearse any more and Fanny doesn't seem inclined to take her out anywhere.
FRK's recent InstaStories...
We all know what goes on that table, right?
And then she places the parsley, to be eaten raw in the tabuleh, directly over that god damned disgusting table?
Hopeless…
And poor Molly laying on the cold stone floor…
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Since Phiphi came the parties stopped.
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But she speaks no French... And looking rather plain and dressing badly does not help her case.i think the weed whackers only chance of getting some hydraulic action if Potts get really drunk or Selmar is invited back.
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Nature is so cruel sometimes... And she is not doing any favours dressing like a turd. But maybe scat is the thing that keep F4F and Phiphi together.
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