The Chateau Diaries #278 Fanny sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish

[Gertrude Maud]

Isn’t it funny that the day after Cameron receives dozens of compliments on his singing, Miss Chatelaine is suddenly ” caught” on camera singing and washing dishes by the Shittelaine? They are so predictable. When does Snorts ever wash a dish?

2 failures to launch in the video:
Marie announces she is making hot dog buns ……wait, no internet access, let’s roll them up on puff pastry instead,
Fanny wants to make a lemon curd ………wait, no eggs! Those darn chickens ruined her plans to make a lemon curd by not laying eggs durging the cold weather with diminished sunlight. She misidentified some roosters as chickens and chides the group for spoiling her lemon curd plans. She puts the chicken with a house full of chicks on pensive alert by hauling a pensive Ratso out to the chicken coop.

Weird Hanni completes her Dump visit by spontaneously leaping into the air yet again in the kitchen. She evidently told Fanny to stop violating the law in your YouTube videos by failing to note that they contained a sponsored ad. After failing to do so dozens of times, Fanny finally put the required legal notice on her video that it indeed, did contain a sponsored ad, so that viewers would no longer be misled into think she just really, really liked the sonic facial cleaner, the silk clothing, nord vpn, etc. A LieLande Advent miracle!
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I just noticed she did the knee lift action again at the start of today's vlog.
She must have a lot of wind.

 

[graciemckitten]

@margarethouston8998
10 hours agoVery impressive Stephanie went up to look at the work. I bet the restoration team was impressed, too!!


@jennifercampbell7698
3 hours ago
Stephanie loves a ladder, heels and all!
@tootsieb11
57 minutes ago
Really? There's been enough accidents at La lande... if she were to fall would the contractors insurance cover her? I think not.. she is not protected by health and safety, the woman is a danger to herself and others.
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I just noticed she did the knee lift action again at the start of today's vlog.
She must have a lot of wind.

Perhaps the air helps propel her body to make leaping up and out of windows, and up on chairs easier.
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@cashfamilyfarm9637
3 hours ago
Your three large lady chickens will start crowing soon if they havn't already.
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My comment may have hit a nerve . . . now Sgirl has replied to my comment.


@user-wj8tk1co8p
10 hours ago
Stephanie, you said the chapel restorers had worked on Notre Dame and yet Sebastien does not mention this when he lists the places he has worked.



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@carolinegooder7091
10 hours ago
I think it was the painters she was discussing and the neo Medieval artwork .



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@spinonepuppy8949
3 hours ago
@carolinegooder7091 there you go again


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@Sgirl
1 hour ago
I believe the contractors who she hired were involved in the Notre Dame restoration. As contractors they would have a crew of many different artisans working for them, who work on different projects.

Boy S Girl aka Stephanie Jarvis is backpedaling on her claims that the painters who will restore the interior painting of the Dump chapel will be the same painters who restored artwork or painted interiors at Notre Dame.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Asking for a friend......
How do you know which star is yours? Will it be emblazoned with your name?

She goes on about saving the chapel but who is it being saved for? The vast majority of star adopters will never see the chapel or their stars. It will only be those who can travel to France and stay in the B & B who will see it. It will never be open to the public; it is not a historic building. It is being saved purely for a wealthy woman who has no issue to whom she will pass it on. Why would anyone do that? I used to live in a grade 2 listed building from the early 1800s that had serious damp issues, and earlier on in an Edwardian house with dry rot. Why didn't I plea for those buildings to be saved for the future? I could have asked strangers to adopt a brick or a piece of new plaster! Instead of which, I lost thousands. She is conning those fans out of their money. The place is decorative but it is not historic and does not warrant strangers' contributions; it will never be seen by the public. Have those fans never seen how she has disrespected It in the past, despite her pretence of being respectful now? It will just serve as a decorative backdrop to Fanny's vlogs and, no doubt, a lot of the money will finance her travels and hedonistic lifestyle. Also, what's the betting that she, Potty and PJ will make an enormous mess of the recording of all the names?
Poor Sebastian did not welcome her appearing in the work area. It's exactly what she did to Ian. She should leave them in peace to get on with the job and she is a threat to their safety. Does she think that dedicating stars to MM, etc., absolves her from any negative effects to which she may have contributed?

 

[KyBourbon]

She goes on about saving the chapel but who is it being saved for? The vast majority of star adopters will never see the chapel or their stars. It will only be those who can travel to France and stay in the B & B who will see it. It will never be open to the public; it is not a historic building. It is being saved purely for a wealthy woman who has no issue to whom she will pass it on. Why would anyone do that? I used to live in a grade 2 listed building from the early 1800s that had serious damp issues, and earlier on in an Edwardian house with dry rot. Why didn't I plea for those buildings to be saved for the future? I could have asked strangers to adopt a brick or a piece of new plaster! Instead of which, I lost thousands. She is conning those fans out of their money. The place is decorative but it is not historic and does not warrant strangers' contributions; it will never be seen by the public. Have those fans never seen how she has disrespected It in the past, despite her pretence of being respectful now? It will just serve as a decorative backdrop to Fanny's vlogs and, no doubt, a lot of the money will finance her travels and hedonistic lifestyle. Also, what's the betting that she, Potty and PJ will make an enormous mess of the recording of all the names?
Poor Sebastian did not welcome her appearing in the work area. It's exactly what she did to Ian. She should leave them in peace to get on with the job and she is a threat to their safety. Does she think that dedicating stars to MM, etc., absolves her from any negative effects to which she may have contributed?

I guess the donors can see their stars anytime they want on OnlyFans when Fanny rents out the chapel for porn shoots.

 

[graciemckitten]

She goes on about saving the chapel but who is it being saved for? The vast majority of star adopters will never see the chapel or their stars. It will only be those who can travel to France and stay in the B & B who will see it. It will never be open to the public; it is not a historic building. It is being saved purely for a wealthy woman who has no issue to whom she will pass it on. Why would anyone do that? I used to live in a grade 2 listed building from the early 1800s that had serious damp issues, and earlier on in an Edwardian house with dry rot. Why didn't I plea for those buildings to be saved for the future? I could have asked strangers to adopt a brick or a piece of new plaster! Instead of which, I lost thousands. She is conning those fans out of their money. The place is decorative but it is not historic and does not warrant strangers' contributions; it will never be seen by the public. Have those fans never seen how she has disrespected It in the past, despite her pretence of being respectful now? It will just serve as a decorative backdrop to Fanny's vlogs and, no doubt, a lot of the money will finance her travels and hedonistic lifestyle. Also, what's the betting that she, Potty and PJ will make an enormous mess of the recording of all the names?
Poor Sebastian did not welcome her appearing in the work area. It's exactly what she did to Ian. She should leave them in peace to get on with the job and she is a threat to their safety. Does she think that dedicating stars to MM, etc., absolves her from any negative effects to which she may have contributed?

Sebastian is regretting talking to Fanny in the first place. She is bugging the tit out of him and repeatedly barging in unannounced, cramming the pink camera in his face and wanting him to perform on demand to provide content every day he is working at the Dump. Did he give her permission to exploit his face in her thumbnails and let him be labeled the hot chapel guy? She has no respect for anyone. He was rightfully uncomfortable with her scaling the scaffolding repeatedly.

 

[Pekey]

Did he give her permission to exploit his face in her thumbnails and let him be labeled the hot chapel guy? She has no respect for anyone. He was rightfully uncomfortable with her scaling the scaffolding repeatedly.

Can you imagine what a witch of a kid she must have been ???
I bet she had no friends at school - she is a real dibber dobber .... nothing goes past her eyes where she can tell on you or show you up!
Has never changed just got old , old , old looking and now has a pink camera.

 

[KiKiGee]

@cashfamilyfarm9637
3 hours ago
Your three large lady chickens will start crowing soon if they havn't already.

Does she think that dedicating stars to MM, etc., absolves her from any negative effects to which she may have contributed?

No it does not.

How are Isabelle Jarvis' and Percy Attfield's Christmas buckets coming along???
Will there be gift certificates for meat???

RIP Mmakhotso Moloi

 

[NotAChatelaine]

I do find the return* of a vivacious, effervescent FRK slightly unnerving.

* last seen in about 2019.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Just because Fanny says she was going to make a lemon merengue pie doesn’t mean she actually intended to. How convenient there were no eggs - says Fanny. Didn’t seem she had any lemons either. Just an excuse to visit the chickens because there is duck all else happening at the shitoo. Also, who the hell makes lemon merengue pie in December - not typically a Christmas time dessert.

ps Fanny - just because you say Happy Advent once during each CD doesn’t make it an Advent video. You lazy cow!

 

[KiKiGee]

I do find the return* of a vivacious, effervescent FRK slightly unnerving.

* last seen in about 2019.

Sep 5, 2019

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Fanny just loves comfortable clothes . Really, so you wear high heels and dresses going up ladders, you have dresses so tight you have to change mid meal into your pyjamas ,
You wear stilettos to the local food market etc. Another lie to add to the countless others.

BTW with that brown Lily silk outfit and scarf you could pass for a young 70 year old. Awful.

That’s Fanny new ‘I’m a grown up, look professional outfit’ for going to court, tribunal hearings, legal inquiries etc. It’s not black, but brown indicates I’m trying to be sombre, sober and serious.

 

[JackSpratt]

Asking for a friend......
How do you know which star is yours? Will it be emblazoned with your name?
What happens if she runs out of stars?
At least with Dan you get an ornament to keep.....
With the Pethericks a picture....
Fanny? A star you'll never see...

I wonder how many patron crazies paid to have their names scribbled on the back of the panelling are now paying for stars?

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

So Ruby has managed to sneak out an image from the dump security system after Snorty finished Fanny’s holiday updo for the big Christmas day flog. Something tells me Stephamememe will be standing in for the tree this year as she plays Santa…

 

[JackSpratt]

Fanny

1. instead of 'buying' a star for Mmakhotso, send the money to her family.

2. instead of 'buying' a star for Ian, send the money to Cancer Research.

3 instead of 'buying' a star for Christophe, put that money aside to go towards your court fees, as I suspect his partner regrets the day he ever set foot at the hovel.

You stated you were going to do a memorial garden for these poor souls but you'd have to show something for that. We only have your word that you've put your own money into buying them and we know that means jack tit.

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

Marie's joyful welcome to all male life in Lalalande comes from discontinuing contraceptives for sure. She seems to howl at every moon... whether new, used or gay. However, I doubt she is still welcome at Lalande with a bun in the oven. So be careful, dear Marie... stay away from the hot dogs

 

[TorontoGWM]

Should I adopt a star in Saint Kathy’s name?

 

[Pekey]

I doubt she is still welcome at Lalande with a bun in the oven. So be careful, dear Marie... stay away from the hot dogs

Oh hell No !!
A baby will take attention away from Fanny and we know she is the cutest of the cute in that old Falling Down Castle with a Puddle for a Lake !!
Fanny doesn't like competition .

 

[Kickintheass]

Sebastian is regretting talking to Fanny in the first place. She is bugging the tit out of him and repeatedly barging in unannounced, cramming the pink camera in his face and wanting him to perform on demand to provide content every day he is working at the Dump. Did he give her permission to exploit his face in her thumbnails and let him be labeled the hot chapel guy? She has no respect for anyone. He was rightfully uncomfortable with her scaling the scaffolding repeatedly.

SJ is actually risking Sebastians job. I doubt he is the boss of the restoration company and if her exploits on video were to be seen by the boss he would be to blame for allowing her access.

 

[JackSpratt]

SJ is actually risking Sebastians job. I doubt he is the boss of the restoration company and if her exploits on video were to be seen by the boss he would be to blame for allowing her access.

I don't think he looked over impressed that she climbed up that ladder in the first place, public liability insurance and all that. Expect she was still in her jammys too. I think she's most definately got a screw loose somewhere, totally ignorant, or both.

 

[ploppityplop2]

Fanny

1. instead of 'buying' a star for Mmakhotso, send the money to her family.

2. instead of 'buying' a star for Ian, send the money to Cancer Research.

3 instead of 'buying' a star for Christophe, put that money aside to go towards your court fees, as I suspect his partner regrets the day he ever set foot at the hovel.

You stated you were going to do a memorial garden for these poor souls but you'd have to show something for that. We only have your word that you've put your own money into buying them and we know that means jack tit.

She has turned into the Grim Reaper of Lalande!