The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

[Gertrude Maud]

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF ADVENT!

Blech!

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He has a most unattractive bum.

 

[KyBourbon]

Laddies and gentlemen…it’s time to play “Camel Toe or Wedgie?”


Can you guess? Camel toe or wedgie?

 

[graciemckitten]

giorgioronchi5010
1 hour ago (edited)
The painted eggs are from Italy, I don't remember precisely when I send them. The smaller ones are hen eggs and the bigger one is a goose egg. Usually they're for Easter, but they fit perfectly for Christmas too


@gr8witenorth61
1 hour ago
molly is a real dog, and that is why she is less interested in the domestic rat...........

susanmace8183
1 hour ago
Please Stephanie, what is happening with the heating? I thought it was going to be turned on back in April. Wendy looked frozen.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Who is this lady in the tight pants?

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I always suspected he was a “fluffer”!

 

[Fromthenorth]

Mr Spratt's pub name contribution

The Flash of Snatch
The Carpet Burn Knees (he said she looks like she's got them)

All I can do is apologise but it is his birthday tomorrow and he put his back out this week.

Happy Birthday Mr Spratt, hope you'll have a great day and mind your back (PS ask for a massage for your b'day)
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I find it extremely difficult to pronounce a lot of French words. They often sound very differently from how they are written.
manges = mohge

If it's any consolation, when I learned German at 17, at college, I couldn't pronounce any word correctly except for "kartoffel" LOL I can read basic German but I could not have a conversation

 

[M&MsMom]

Uncle Steven exclaims as they sit down to eat that he's "hungry as a wolf".
I've decided he's the Thurston Howell of Lalande (any Gilligan's Island fans out here?).
Here he is writing his will:

 

[Pekey]

.Ratso is constantly scouring the kitchen floor for food bits and crumbs.

Probably has worms.
Sorry if you are eating .
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I've decided he's the Thurston Howell of Lalande (any Gilligan's Island fans out here?).

OMG....... he is the Thurston Howell of LaLande !!!
Snorts is Gilligan because he is stupid but .......
Fanny is never to be Ginger - although that is what she THINKS she is !!!

 

[Fromthenorth]

Wishing you a fabulous 60th Birthday @Nettle flower Hope you have a great day
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Probably has worms.
Sorry if you are eating .
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OMG....... he is the Thurston Howell of LaLande !!!
Snorts is Gilligan because he is stupid but .......
Fanny is never to be Ginger - although that is what she THINKS she is !!!

Fanny 4,5 flues is Mrs Howell LOL

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Fanny is busy working through the night with her trusty stead, no not Snorts, her sewing machine.
Fanny is busy embroidering a cushion cover for Snorts for his ‘ special’ chair in the kitchen.

The Twatwaffle Tavern

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

He has a most unattractive bum.

I would say " someone stole the ass out of those pants"
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Uncle Steven exclaims as they sit down to eat that he's "hungry as a wolf".
I've decided he's the Thurston Howell of Lalande (any Gilligan's Island fans out here?).
Here he is writing his will:

Tonte. auntie is no Lovey Howell......

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

I would love to see a Tattle break down of the "daily" flogs and what Fanny really accomplished each video, to prove even more NOTHING happens.... does anyone have the stomach to rewatch and take note? How is this worth $40K+, it is infuriating!!!!

Let's also remember Armoire is off November, December, Venice etc Jan/Feb, August is a "French holiday," - what else?!...

Also, Stephanie PLEASE fire Princess Phillipe!

He is your "Billionaire, Butler and Boyfriend" - Get rid of him before it's too late!

You can delete my YouTube comments, but we all know the truth!!

 

[Abuela]

My husband, who swears he does not follow what's going on wandered in and said " oh look, Davey finally found some greenery he can't kill. This pretty much sums up Dec1st filmed back in Movember.

 

[graciemckitten]

Phillips is frantically planting comment thru made up accounts, as usual, to promote himself as paaaaaaarfect for the Shittelaine. From todays ce video:

janinebarron2691
4 minutes ago
I don't think I have ever seen a couple more suited to each other than Stephanie and Phillip

Enjoy other comments:
annhardesty1696
26 minutes ago
Everyone wearing enough clothes?!

mariagillinson8527
24 minutes ago
DONT USE ANYTHING SCENTED WITH PUPS AROUND… RESEARCH IT !

lauriewhitlock8137
1 hour ago
Please be careful with the amount and quality of treats you give the dogs especially the puppy. Pancreatitis can be life threatening to dogs

lisaloy2011
21 minutes ago
Use stainless steel bowls for dog water. No plastic. It leaches into the water.
sharoncherry
44 minutes ago
Are castles so cold? All the residents are covered in layers and scarfs.


jacquim4468
1 hour ago
Kitchen area looking lovely, I wish someone would paint the large grey kit cabinet doors, rather let's the
down!


TheEmpressOfTradeMarks
3 hours ago
You're ewaring the earrings I gifted you with! Thank you. I LOVE that

loredelore7286
3 hours ago
So glad you received the cushion covers and are using them. I made them!
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I hesitated as to whether I should post this, but thought you might like a taste of the comments on MMM from 3 days ago which I have only just read. Somebody really really really doesn't like Fanny. It makes some of our comments here about her sound quite kind. I have not copied all of it, but here is a taste, you'll get the idea:
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etc etc etc..........
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Time for a drink I think

Very telling that Sugar tits hasn’t deleted the comments.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Miracles of miracles. Michael T sent more plates... seriously she didnt look.in that second box since last week. What the hell does she do all day??? And was that Kamel in the gift grab? I.missed the beginning and cant rewatch it

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

Thread nomination -

He is your "Billionaire, Butler and Boyfriend" - Get rid of him before it's too late!

 

[billybudd]

You bring up an interesting thought, something that I wondered about this morning, something I wrote out and was going to post but decided not to. You've emboldened me! I hate to say anything like this...it's way too speculative and I don't like this much speculation. But it's something that I wouldn't put past her.

Sure, she has scaffolding up - and we saw people putting it up (what she called "work has begun on the chapel") - but it's very unlike her to not show any of the work going on or even introduce at least someone from the company to talk about the work they will be/are doing. Is this because the firm hired doesn't want to be on camera? Or, could it be that there are no workers inside that chapel....that absolutely no work is taking place inside?

I fast forward through a lot of her videos. Yes, even though they're only 10-12 minutes long, I find I have to fast forward! Have we actually seen any of the actual craftsmen walking in and out? I know we saw several when the scaffolding was going up.

I think these are two legit questions.
No work on the chapel is being shown.
Either they refused to be on camera, or no work is being done.
If work were being done, she would be inclined to show it, as she has the scaffolding to provide evidence of industry and keep the money coming in.

 

[graciemckitten]

Looks better than CHMN Afternoon Tea ! Plus The high end Brands full of Christmas cheer.

Couldn’t you see Travels with my crappy Blonde Friend and Miss Chatelaine going to the Ritz for Christmas tea. The video would be titled “RATSO at the Ritz!!” Fanny and Snorts would come obnoxiously barging into the hotel, swinging a tote bag with a neurotic, shaking Ratso clinging to the sides of the tote, shoving its head out of the tote to breathe.

Fanny would be off the chain, wearing a dress with her tits jacked up to Jesus, maniacally laughing and loudly screeching, lurching about the hotel with the little pink camera crammed into her giant man hands, filming diners without their consent, as Snorts crams Ratso at his feet further into the expensive designer tote bag.The staff will probably shove the gruesome twosome in a corner table to get them out of the general population.

Snorts will be beside himself with joy, being allowed to have as many sandwiches as he can stuff into his greedy mouth. He and Fanny would loudly and greedily stuff as many desserts as possible into the Takeaway box provided by the Ritz. They would swill flute after flute of expensive champagne after Snorts examined all of the china to determine the manufacturer. Fanny and Snorts will cram all of the Ritz branded sweetener packets into the tote with Ratso, Snorts will stash some cutlery or china into the tote, and Fanny will pinch several Ritz napkins to take back to the Dump. They will pay for the meal with a black American Express card emblazoned with the LieLande Association name.

Ratso will escape the tote several times to eat crumbs of food from under their table as well as neighboring tables. Fanny will videotape Snorts pleading with the Ritz staff that Ratso is indeed a dog, and not a trained rat on a leash, so it was permissible for them to bring Ratso into the hotel. Fanny will pretend not to know Ratso and tell staff it is Snorts’ creature, not hers.

After several flutes of champagne, Fanny would likely lunge towards the piano at the Ritz, and force the choir to let her join and sing along with them, loudly and off key, and to sing a solo that will make the customers cringe and Ratso begin to howl along with the song.

As they are firmly told by the head of the Ritz dining services to leave the premises, Fanny will stop by the front desk of the hotel to “flirt and plead”with the male desk agent and concierge to be allowed to videotape their finest suite for her YouTube channel as Ratso pisses on the large Ritz Christmas tree set up in the foyer of the hotel and Snorts trips on Ratso’s leash, spilling all of the stolen cutlery and china out of the $1500 designer tote. As they are firmly escorted out of the Ritz hotel and off the premises by the Ritz security team, Fanny will shrill, “What a magical day! Just like a fairy tale!”

 

[billybudd]

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF ADVENT!

Blech!

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I often think people like the Lalacelles and others buy these big old houses (and here in the US, bed and breakfast Victorians) to fill with their barns full of junk.

 

[graciemckitten]

updated cd comments:I think this is a dump account,

CarolChillsCasually
24 minutes ago
Sabina is such a ray of “dark” sunshine. So lovely. Love her dark sense of humor and her love of creepy. I’m a bit jealous I’ll never meet her cause she seems like such an amazing woman!!

Check out Carol’s info. She seems kind of creepy herself.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoUGgO_A13X8kkd8SXgRWLw

CarolChillsCasually
4 minutes ago
Just noticed Stephs funky earrings. Those are amazing


@CarolChillsCasually
21 minutes ago (edited)
HANNY is amazing! WENDY felt art woman with great style is also so amazing. Love that gnome sweater. I wish one day to have an amazing group of people to be surrounded by during the holidays

CarolChillsCasually
26 minutes ago
Love that y’all buy and then donate from the charity shop so often. Caring is sharing. You can have nice things but they don’t have to be pricy!

CarolChillsCasually
12 minutes ago
I hate decorating for Xmas but love watching your Christmas videos. If I were to have a tree I’d fill it with food ornaments. Those are so fun

CarolChillsCasually
5 minutes ago
Lelande in color is so pretty! Happy December and happy whatever holidays y’all celebrate

 

[Pekey]

Fanny will videotape Snorts pleading with the Ritz staff that Ratso is indeed a dog, and not a trained rat on a leash, so it was permissible for them to bring Ratso into the hotel. Fanny will pretend not to know Ratso and tell staff it is Snorts’ creature, not hers.

That was so funny Gracie ..... I did watch Hannah and her sister at the Ritz. Expensive what!

Still..... Snorts will tell the waiter that Ratso is a Siberian Hamster !