He has a most unattractive bum.
any shot groin or backside is most unappealing to a lot of us , he should really swap roles with bag head .
any shot groin or backside is most unappealing to a lot of us , he should really swap roles with bag head .
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it's a bit late for damage control. they should come as soon the accident happened, which was around all saints day, i. e. a month ago. all owners should come and discuss what action to take. especialy how to get rid of smelly dutch boy and get some sense in fithy chatelaine. she's spending money which should go into renovation on other things, house is getting in ruins, she lets her stinky gigolo to bring in enormous quantity of trash in front of their very eyes and they do nothing.
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i have this strange feeling he won't survive until easter.
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maybe she's too embarassed to admit she fangirled the wrong lot. it's all love, laugh, life when you watch them on yt, but spending some days there in late november, being cold all the time, sitting in the filth and trying not to break any of "precious" piles of "china"
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Remember he was also called Liver Lips at some point.
Also, Le roi des écureuils [The king of the squirrels]
That list is going to be long...
Anyone else hoped the shelves would collapse in the arrière cuisine and take hairball with them.
Donating their unwanted crap to Emmaus to be followed by another nauseating crap unwrapped.
Crap out, crap in, keeping the balance right.
Good morning from a very frosty Vendée.
Donating their unwanted crap to Emmaus to be followed by another nauseating crap unwrapped.
Crap out, crap in, keeping the balance right.
Good morning from a very frosty Vendée.
Who puts the the man who never cooks in charge of what pots and pans will be used. The pedantic little ponce had to have his new haul and I spotted his Burleigh shite too. What the hell was that poxy broken decanter doing in there? Who would donate that to charity and all those worn out bowls. She uses Emmaus like a bloody tip.
I am finding it very disconcerting seeing everyone so wrapped up. Especially the old fluffer in his fedora he looks so uncomfortable and it looks as though he is ready to go out all the time.
So those festering festive decs will be up until February how utterly revolting.
I hope Pott's Mum is a sturdy old bird because coming from SA to the frigid temps of the Shitto will be tough she will really feel the cold.
I don't believe the heating system is anywhere near finished. I think it is only partially done because we hardly saw any work there either. I can't believe heating pipes were run in the Grand Salon and the falling down upstairs if it has all got to be re built. We were shown one ceiling down in the hallway downstairs and some disruption in Pott's porn pad but otherwise nothing. Do we honestly believe a dopey arse like Fanny could organise the heating system to be done she can't even make a freaking Cocktail, even there she takes short cuts because she can't do anything properly why are the heating or the chapel any different?
The advent flogs this year are going to be shite she is just dialling it in and no one really likes her so the cast is an ailing bunch of bores. I mean would you even want to go for a beer with any of these freaks?
Which one is the best likeness of Gerry?
Just watched this as it was recommended. Back then I think both of them thought they would be the next Holly and Phillip and so they are a toxic fall out, just no TV presenting jobs. Look how Fanny read Wiki even then. This is prepped but very stilted in her delivery. MP is however a natural in front of the camera. Even here Fanny wants to do all the bloody talking. She is an absolute narc twit.
Look how she buys herself a Liberty Beauty calendar even back then. She reels off all her international travels- she is so frightful.
She had no budget for wrapping paper for the kitchen advent calendar (she must think people are thick as her waist having just shown she has bought herself a Liberty calendar) She is blind to her own narc traits
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He also had a really stroppy look on his face; something had upset him! What's the betting that he never cleaned the surface that he had stood on in his outdoor shoes?
We should also start taking bets as to how likely it is that the heating will be working by Christmas 2024!
Oh yes when she was buggering up her cocktail his liver lips were in a scowl. He is a petulant polo prick, so not amused. I think he has been told not to speak to much in this flog """RIIIIIIIIGHT"
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Christmas done with real style means real foliage you lazy arse Fanny. Take a look at this. Your decs look like they belong in a gyspy travelling circus. Here you will see potted hyacinths (surely the resident florist has that in hand) oh and look bedside tables with room to put things on. The trouble is Fanny you don't know any better, you go so over the top on some things and the only area you think less is more is your work load and buying food.
Christmas in the vaulted halls of a 14th century Scottish castle
In December, Lulu Benson welcomes her extended family to Neidpath Castle in the Scottish Borders, where they celebrate the season with reeling and feasting in the vaulted medieval hall
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Thankyou so much, It was a blast, would love to posr a photo but prob not allowed.Wishing you a fabulous 60th Birthday @Nettle flower Hope you have a great day
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Fanny 4,5 flues is Mrs Howell LOL
Slightly delicate this morning after a few glasses of bubbles
I noticed Wendy was not wearing a wedding ring on this visit.When SJ and PJ visited her on her (60th or 70th?) birthday in London, I think she had a husband so maybe he has died. I had the impression she was reasonably well off but she never had a bright personality. On her previous visit to the dump, she was in a gift grab and she had an enormous bag of gifts she had brought for them. She just kept taking out one gift after another and passing them to Fanny and co. It looked ridiculous and pathetic. Some gifts were quite expensive, it wasn't just the felted stuff. PJ said she had an Etsy shop so I wonder if she was just using LL for exposure. It's very sad that someone of her age is obsessed with that shithole and its hopeless owner.
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She also seemed to be very close to Isabelle so maybe they conspire together. They would probably like SJ and Potts to get together again and that would probably be a better option than Snorty!... I think his Mother has financed some of his shares in the Falling Down Castle and probably that land in SA and the old girl is coming out because she is on the papers. Maybe she might be sued too.
Let's face it Potts and Fanny are made for one another. Both useless, with inflated egos, clinging on to youth, both think they are gorgeous, clearly deluded they could scamper around playing dress up for the rest of their shallow empty lives. Perfect
Aghhh, typed without glasses. Imagine waking up feeling like this (but worse) every single wretched dayThankyou so much, It was a blast, would love to posr a photo but prob not allowed.
Slightly delicate this morning after a few glasses of bubbles
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Your clipboard now supports images as well as textYour clipboard now supports images as well as textAghhh, typed without glasses. Imagine waking up feeling like this (but worse) every single wretched day
Sod it! Thanks for all the witty entertainment this year. I'm not worried re the rabid fans. It's impossible to reach me
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Maria is gone, gone, gone and he can now do whatever the duck he wants in his scullery.
I didn't watch many earlier vlogs, but I'm sure it wouldn't be worse.
I also wonder if F4f announced her split from Phiphi, how the fans would react, I'm thinking not so upset...
Wendy brought a ‘ lady friend’ when she last visited the dump……
There's not a bag big enough to cover up all of PhiPhi's fugly bits.
I feel your pain. 5 years in and my Spanish is still terrible. Duo Lingo helps but chatting to Spanish mates helps a lot.Try learning Spanish with its masculine, feminine, conjugated verbs and 15 tenses. 6 years of duo lingo and 3 hours of lessons a week with a Spanish teacher and I'm about half way there
Better to try and get it wrong than not try at all eh
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