What a shambles Fanny and Snorty made of the Advent Calendar! Jared's calendar is certainly impressive but they have turned it into a mockery of what such a calendar is meant to be. First if all, as most adults know, Advent is the time leading up to Christmas and so, traditionally, Advent Calendars have 24 gifts for 24 days and they all start on 1st December even though Advent starts on a Sunday and so the date is not always the same. However, more importantly, Christmas is not Advent, but Fanny has made a sign for 25th December! It's true that some commercial calendars do include 25th these days but they are incorrect and an ex-Oxford student should know better. Advent calendars normally have a small gift for each day of Advent for the individual opening each day. As Fanny is the owner/boss, she could have put a small gift in for each person, even if it was just one of her never used acquisitions, but no, each day has something that will be consumed by everyone that day; it's part of the daily provisions. What is the point of that, putting a bottle of wine in it, for example which they will then all drink at dinner?
I wonder if Fanny will still be staying up till 5 am to hide daily provisions in her Advent Calendar when she is 60 or 70 and the gormless one is 40 or 50 if he's still around, that is. If she's got rid of him, she may have found another gay companion to pretend he's her boyfriend, maybe the not so hot flower guy will suffice.
PJ was awful, jiggling Lancelot around like that as if he is a rag doll. The two of them are making such idiots of themselves and they get worse and worse every day. At least, they are showing the world how stupid they are, so that's something, apart from the fact that some fans are even more stupid!
