The Chateau Diaries #270 It's a good thing Snorty lays tables since he doesn't lay Fanny!

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Agreed. She's too young to be pontificating on life. She hasn't lived a life yet. Come back Marie in 30-40 years and then share your wisdom on life with the world. She lives in a bubble!
How old was she when she first showed up at the LeLande and what did she do before she came originally? Anyone know?
 
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Why do they have to have stem ware glasses for the breakfast set up anyway. Just some nice simple small tumblers would be perfect. She wasn't thrilled about the awful Cognac glasses either. Take his pocket money away.
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Kudos Billy the dismantle of the organ and packing is fascinating... I know he will follow through, can't wait until it's played in the Convent
I've loved watching this, very well done. I bet Fanny's well jell.........good.
 
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sending you much love and I hope things improve let us know if we can offer any advice on funding etc xxxxxx
 
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Wooooow! Just wooooow! I'm appalled by this kind of behavior! What amazes me more is, that there are people sending them money!

I want to go on holiday, please fund it! No, you don't go on holidays if you can't afford it.
I want to renovate a cottage.please fund it!
Get a job to fund the renovations! Don't feel entitled to someone else money!!!

You don't go on holidays, you don't go to restaurants, you don't renovate a house, you don't upgrade your kitchen IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD IT! You sit your grown ass down, work and make the best of what you have.

Rant over, carry on.
 
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Seriously. That kid’s hair. What in the Wayne Newton is happening? What devoted ‘girlfriend’ would post this in earnest? Has it become the ‘rug’ no one mentions? Like Morty on The Nanny? Like Mitch in Sandra Bernhardt’s band? I am astounded.
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no 🥲
That ship has sailed……
I may take an extended work remotely/vacation to somewhere in Mediterranean. Cypress or Greece.
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I would, but I moved on from my suicidal stage about a month ago
I am sorry this hurts- I get it.
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How old was she when she first showed up at the LeLande and what did she do before she came originally? Anyone know?
Or just put on any sort of bra thing.
 
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For @Lockness Monster and @ Hedda Hopper:

In the autumn I gathered all my sorrows and buried them in my garden, and when April returned and spring came to wed the earth, there grew in my garden beautiful flowers unlike all other flowers.

My neighbours came to behold them, and they all said to me "When autumn comes again, at seeding time, will you not give us of the seeds of these flowers that we may have them in our gardens?"

Khalil Gibran
 
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Any idiot would have seen without measuring that the fountain was far too big for the space. Apart from the fact that I generally consider the place unsuitable for a fountain. Are there no wild boars in the area? Let them waddle through once and au revoir putain de jardin.

And the rest of the flog was again out of the recycling bin. We've already seen the ode to the cheese board at least once.

Yellow roses for the chamber pots, dirty glasses for the even dirtier cupboards and house plants that will eke out their existence in the compost bin for the foreseeable future. And our well-travelled, highly educated princess has never seen a Kiwano.
 
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They haven't got a friggin clue have they, go out and properly measure the space correctly you lazy fucks it wouldn't take much. I so wish she's ordered three of the buggers.

Plus the Kiwano had climbed up the arch, is that going to be the end for that Clematis. Why does their veg garden always look a friggin mish mash of everything, like it's all bolted.

Still heaving it down here...........hope they get flooded.
 
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I do not know if this is evidence of wild boar.? That ridiculous fountain base….
Fanny made it clear she wanted a little mossy fountain to chance upon in that area. Now we have a concrete basin on order.
The ground there is on quite a slope. More work for Amoury to build a level concrete plinth for it. There is also no water supply. Utter madness again.
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Old footage…this yellow roses were on the sideboard over the weekend.
 

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Fanny never goes to the vege patch ..... only when the pink phone comes out.
Does not know what the hell is growing down there!
So....... she will NEVER go and sit by that fountain behind the Falling Down Church unless she needs it for content .
 
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Great to hear all is well... currently chucking it down in the UK.. windy too... my little squirrel visitor was dripping when he came for his daily nuts... still it's the small things in life that warms our hearts... hope you get away to sunnier climes soon
 
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The chatelaine and Gay Twank are size queens.
 
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Oh Marie... Do you practice what you preach?!
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I saw this today and thought it was the biggest load of tosh (not the sentiment) but for Marie to post it as if they were her own sentiments.. As you get older? How old is she? Jeez she's not had any life experience of anything. it's all well and good posting someone elses positive quotes but firstly check out what is going on outside of your bubble..Sometime 'the little things' to some is waking each morning without fear they may not see the day out... their families are safe, they have anything to eat, let alone a good diet and the ability to walk without fear of being attacked.. she really is one of the most stupid, insensitive people... all for likes and comments, no genuine words from the heart there.
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Yes Mummy had to unclip his braces from his dungarees or it might have been a woopsie
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They are getting lazy and complacent. The same ‘ precious’ title used one month ago.
I was expecting to see a pic of Gollam from LOR... oh hang on a minute https://giphy.com/UildSjm0vLJZe ---
He'll be able to wear Simons mustard jacket soon.
 
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