Wearing Florals ????
The Chateau Diaries #260 Stephanie Jarvis - the chatelaine of shoppin', clickbait, croc' tears & money
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All I could think of was soon the cast from ALLO! ALLO! would be entertaining while passing the hat for the Chapel funeral fund.
4077th M*A*S*H
Yes they are grey and seen better days, but I found her attitude about them rude and dismissive... saying they'd seen better days or whatever... THEY WERE FREE FANNY... IF YOU WANTED BETTER, PAY FOR NEW ONES, OR RENT SOME WHITE ONES... She's so bleeping rude and unappreciative...
Nerves I thought the same thing....Army surplus store!
yes whoever first remarked on the square head thank you. I knew there was something off with the guy more than the obvious. It is just a perfect square and freaky.
BTW, I noticed Natti imbibing in the bubbly in the patreon vlog, so there goes the pregnancy theory. 
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I'm going to start calling Fanny, Blanche DuBois. If the name fits....
Oh my goodness I'd be over like a shot Rhino! (not that I have ambitions to visit)
Fannie's expanding middle is making it difficult in correctly sizing the dress she was wearing.
Probably had to go up a size to fit her waist by doing that the top is now too big. If there were originally straps on the dress, the straps would be constantly falling off the shoulders. She cut them off. Now she has a gapping bustline. Maybe she should have snagged some of that iron-on tape her Aunt was using to make the tablecloths.
I agree, proper foundation garments would have solved the problems.
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WTF with the tablecloths her Aunt put together. Sewing machine broken my arse.
Lazy, lazy last minute Fanny. No planning on her part for the event that keeps her quite comfortable in booze, clothes, travel, etc. Disgusting those tents were, did you notice the stains on the ceiling? The chairs remind me of when I went to school, many, many moons ago. You could get your butt pinched sitting on them.
Let's really see if she does set a Patreon Day in September, oh wait, she didn't confirm what year....lol!!
Probably had to go up a size to fit her waist by doing that the top is now too big. If there were originally straps on the dress, the straps would be constantly falling off the shoulders. She cut them off. Now she has a gapping bustline. Maybe she should have snagged some of that iron-on tape her Aunt was using to make the tablecloths.
I agree, proper foundation garments would have solved the problems.
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WTF with the tablecloths her Aunt put together. Sewing machine broken my arse.
Lazy, lazy last minute Fanny. No planning on her part for the event that keeps her quite comfortable in booze, clothes, travel, etc. Disgusting those tents were, did you notice the stains on the ceiling? The chairs remind me of when I went to school, many, many moons ago. You could get your butt pinched sitting on them.
Let's really see if she does set a Patreon Day in September, oh wait, she didn't confirm what year....lol!!
Those steps! That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen! Did you hear that visiting Patreons? Be careful how you fall down those steps…THAT’S A LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!
That was me that gave him the moniker Spongepube Squarehead.
Come now - Fanny had been away visiting Snorty's parents and that 10 hours of driving was exhausting. When there's work to be done Fanny's usually AWOL or sick in bed, so I guess the fact Fanny's running around with her pink camera is an improvement of sorts.
Look at the top of the stairs. There is a plant pot in the middle and rope/chain going across to stop idiots er Patreons from using them. Bet it wasn't Stef's idea!Those steps! That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen! Did you hear that visiting Patreons? Be careful how you fall down those steps…THAT’S A LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!
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In my view, if you can afford to buy and wear a $300 dress, or a $600 dress, you can certainly afford to have the dress altered to fit you exactly.
The best tip I ever learned from What Not To Wear........buy the best clothing you can afford and pay to have them tailored to fit you.
In other news, @mousepanda8 reported on some of the goings-on in the Patreon video via pictures - I haven't watched the video yet. In one of them, she/he said Stephanie had made a comment to Jared about finding a holiday home close by. I hate to break to Stephanie, but he has announced other plans.......
I think I understand his trepidation now......
The best tip I ever learned from What Not To Wear........buy the best clothing you can afford and pay to have them tailored to fit you.
In other news, @mousepanda8 reported on some of the goings-on in the Patreon video via pictures - I haven't watched the video yet. In one of them, she/he said Stephanie had made a comment to Jared about finding a holiday home close by. I hate to break to Stephanie, but he has announced other plans.......
I think I understand his trepidation now......
They had that last year too. They may as well make it a permanent barrier because it won't be any different in the future.
Lordy, I got it all wrong today - I'm sorry about that! I called him SpongePhil Squarehead!
I definitely blanked out on the "pube" part...and for good reason!
Somebody's got some money somewhere. Two words I would banish from anyone over the age of six: magical and miracle. Not going to happen!
She was quite the witch in that video. Also seems to be oblivious to the fact that she’s a witch.
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