The Chateau Diaries #260 Stephanie Jarvis - the chatelaine of shoppin', clickbait, croc' tears & money

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mousepanda8

part 2 - ( stopped allowing me to edit - 20 mins in)

Jarred's birthday lunch



Stepahnie asked if she could make a wish and hopes Jared find the perfect holiday home just one minute away - RUN JARED you are way to nice and talented to be wrapped up in her lying mess - Go somewhere you will be appreciated


The birthday champagne comes out - Maria announces it is actually a prize that she and Pavlina won ( where?) and that Pav hid it in her room and she wondered if it had been quietly drunk - not at all tacky to announce it was free.



Nick, Oncle and Anna - Marie working hard to put the tent together.

M&M arrive with Scottman ( so timeskip to before lunch)





Marie is working to arrange flowers for the tables etc and clean the weekend vases - Guests for patreon flog will apparently be making posies -



Another time skip as they look out the window and they can hear a tractor - but no tent is made yet - PLEASE for the love of God put these clips in a logical time order -



Tante is now ironing all the tablecloths and making them! - ( so is this before or after lunch? )
Also don't you have enough - i swore the Narnia dustcave was full of that stuff- why not reuse - unless moths have got them all



back to the kitchen where M&M have been put to work - They are making some cheeseballs for staff -

We get some slapstick from Scotty who seemt o be doing nothing but once the camera appears he starts saying he is making M&M work ( you's work pointing at them)- actually in quite a bossy and agressive manner. M&M joke they miss Isabelle.

Scottman has been assigned pressure washing

stuart says she is making lamb ( marinated) with carrots ( fresh from the garden) with 400,000 tomatos) with quinoire and lentils, and leak oil.







Phillip has been arranging tables and chairs under the tent -


She jokes about putting a test on the table to see which patreons have been paying attention to the videos



she hopes to announce next years dates sooner mid September this year so more people can make it ( lets hope there is a dump left to vsiit then) - At least she has lots of time to plan next years holidays now around it

She thanks them for changing all their lives

Goodbye
 
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C'est moi

Thank you for the update @mousepanda8
 
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vitanova

mousepanda8 said:
Tante is now ironing all the tablecloths and making them! - ( so is this before or after lunch? )
Also don't you have enough - i swore the Narnia dustcave was full of that stuff- why not reuse - unless moths have got them all
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moths, mice and mold
 
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Hedda Hopper

TorontoGWM said:
Is this the tent they went to for TB screening and to complete the scratch tests?

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Oh no! Not those uncomfortable discarded elementary school chairs!? Obviously, they are made for children as everyone's ass is hanging over the sides. I use to delight in having unpleasant parents sit in the classroom chairs during conferences, especially when I taught kindergarten, while I had my own comfy office chair to sit in. Petty but rewarding.
 
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C'est moi

You have to ask yourself how someone can spend so much money on her new clothing and accessories and still look so trashy! Thrush has also had a smallish fortune spent on new clothes but continues to remain an irritating cunt.
 
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Lady Lindy

Cadeques is stunning
 
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mousepanda8

That was a secret I didn’t know. I wouldn’t be surprised if that is part of the reason that check restorer recommended someone else - she didn’t want to deal with fanny. What a waste of money- no wonder she didn’t want to fess up- Shrek was free - maybe since he is so knowledgeable he should just repaint the chapel too with Jared and useless squirrel- won’t waste a patreon cent - I

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Pyke said:
Of course Fanny had to buy a "tent" from Emmaus, if Dan has got a yurt she must have similar. You would think she could have a least had a marquee. When CHMN falls shown she can buy the side panels and move in there.
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Tacky is the name of the game. At least it’s a improvement from the woodshed. One foot in front of the other. Wouldn’t ask her to host anything though! Not even for the animals
 
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OhIDontKnow...

Her inner bitch shone through a few times in the Patreon vlog. I don’t think she can help herself anymore.
 
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Hedda Hopper

I'm thinking that the posse outnumbered the outlaws for patreon days. Here's my list, please add as I know I have left some characters off. I've listed the people I have seen pictured with question marks next to those that may have been there. How many patrons were there?
  1. Fanny
  2. Phiphi
  3. Marie
  4. Maria
  5. Pavlina
  6. Shrek
  7. Sarah?
  8. Aunty
  9. Oncle
  10. Gerry
  11. Pug 1
  12. Pug 2
  13. Amaury
  14. Dan
  15. Nati
  16. Stuart
  17. Potts
  18. Jared
  19. Jared's husband
Marie got plenty of airtime with her flowers. The Pugs are the ultimate hangerons - why are they there anyway?
 
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mousepanda8

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My question after watching all that is- everyone seemed to be busy with something for the day- Tante did lunch and table cloths, pavlina weeded, Scottman did pressure washing, Anne, Nick and Oncle did the tent , M&M helped with Stuart in the kitchen,The birthday man did the chairs, Marie sorted flowers, Phillip set up the outside tent table and chairs we saw Kirsty in the garden on our Sunday flog on the strummer and Pavlina and Maria scrubbed the fountain- What did you do fanny besides shove a camera in peoples face? Nothing- how exhausting!! Time for a holiday methinks! SA to montetise Percy’s illness and pretend to make it not all about her? Maybe after that with all her stress she will need a nice long 2 Weeks in Venice-
 
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo

Christ those tents look like army surplus from WW2. I wouldn’t have been surprised to see the cast from Dad’s Army lurking about. Why not spend some money Fanny and hire a white marquee that could have been made “so pretty” by decorating it with flowers and greenery from the grounds. FRK would have been in her element. But then the effect would have been spoiled by the awful tables and chairs that they used. Hey ho I suppose it’s one step up from the shed they were in last year. Just a pity that the recent storms and heavy rain was missing when it was needed.
 
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Marquis de Potpourri

M&MsMom said:
Well, she is grieving, you know.....

SpongePhil Square Head (props to whoever it was here that called him this! I love it! ) is looking very square headed, per usual.
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Well, well....If I were a woman and that was my boyfriend I will be in constant grief and never recover!

 
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