The Chateau Diaries #259 PUDDLE- shallow like the Chatelaine & empty like her soul.

[mousepanda8]

I have a little information from a birdy. I have to not say names as the source has asked for privacy. They posted that they messaged Stephanie on patreon some information they found about the lost Rose. Brenda replied asking when they messaged. Isabelle then replied on the patron messages less than a few hours later. I therefore wonder if Brenda is Isabelle? Timing is too convient not to be related - the original message she didn't see was in Feb and they resent it once Brenda was asking

here is the message on Patreon

3:43 PM
My goodness thank you for all your research on the rose! I will try to read the sites you suggest. Very exciting ! Isabelle

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[billybudd]

You think her boobs stay up, because she doesn't know what gravity is and therefore not affected by it?

Thinking of the Ab Fab ep where Patsy talks about archaelogists finding her body 5,000 years from now with mysterious little flying saucers lying on her skeleton chest.

 

[mousepanda8]

I want to know what drug they are on as the delusion is bonkers. Yes delusion is an absolute necessity to continue being a supportive or high level patron.

The channel four per series do film each chateau for one project she failed on the swimming pool due to no permit last time. And then we got the pigeon stairs and glued pottery entrance running total of 3 seasons.

What's this coming one making pillow cases? Why they even considering her after so many flops.

we already know this years project - the kitchen corridor got painted green and they hung a daddy porn. What an amazing renovation. Dan would be better to be filming as he seems to actually have some work happening - albeit like a snail. Better tha Fanny the sloth. By the time Fanny is done faffing to scam patreons for the chapel and lake - dan may actually have a roof and some floors

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

[QUOTE="T Rex, post: 16240496, member: And good to see our beloved @Heathcliffe make an appearance as well- we miss your face!

Yeah sorry, my rifle targeting was way off today

 

[ComtesseRose]

[QUOTE="T Rex, post: 16240496, member: And good to see our beloved @Heathcliffe make an appearance as well- we miss your face!

Yeah sorry, my rifle targeting was way off today

Well, I've missed you. I've been thinking about you all day, that it's been a while since you've posted.

Also, Happy Birthday @Luna20 and congrats on the new house

 

[mousepanda8]

What happened to this Clara person?

we don't talk about Bruno no no no!! - There was a lot of Drama - if you back a few threads you will see the implosion. there was multiple Clara "impersonators" and drama galore before she quit posting

 

[Cleo's Asp]

What are they going to show of .......

Tacksy Fare’s apartment

Wonder if Gerry has yet woken up to the fact that he is never going to get his retirement apartment. So much gratitude for all the holidays he took her on and for indulging the little madam when she was growing up!

 

[Karma baby!]

I have a little information from a birdy. I have to not say names as the source has asked for privacy. They posted that they messaged Stephanie on patreon some information they found about the lost Rose. Brenda replied asking when they messaged. Isabelle then replied on the patron messages less than a few hours later. I therefore wonder if Brenda is Isabelle? Timing is too convient not to be related - the original message she didn't see was in Feb and they resent it once Brenda was asking

here is the message on Patreon

3:43 PM
My goodness thank you for all your research on the rose! I will try to read the sites you suggest. Very exciting ! Isabelle

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I saw the original exchange on Facebook and it was shocking! Some of the crazy fans were saying you should keep Patreon information on Patreon and message Stephanie on Patreon if you have questions, and this lady said she has tried that and no one responded to her… talk about the shittiest relationship management I’ve ever seen from an “Influencer”!

Brenda did advise her to try messaging again, but I assure you, Brenda is as real as the structural problems in the falling shatto de LaLande she probably just gave the message to Isabelle and she went and replied to the original message.
The level of cringe I’m feeling at their treatment of patrons is beyond measure!

 

[billybudd]

I can't find this video either in our Patreon Wiki or on YT. Glitch (my research skills) or feature (it's been removed)?
I'm looking for the video in which Fanny posted photos of 8 or 9 existing plants and animals surveyors found in the stream and wetland. (The things she's paying to create and preserve a habitat for.) (Also noteworthy for those who skipped the Patreon video, French official talks about sorting soils removed to upcycle top soil to surface proposed dyke, saying it will be full of seeds of riparian/water plants already existing in the "empty" pond, which they're trying to preserve/propagate.)
For those baffled about the number of surveys, a review of the videos suggests some answers. First, the topographical survey. Second, a survey of the fish in the streams (no trout, as reported by French official, means, no special upstream egress structures for spawning trout). Third, a survey of the fauna and flora in the wetlands as they are now, since the lake was drained. Those are the only ones of five alleged surveys I've found evidence of. I can imagine there might be a Cassini map architecture survey and one of how the lake and Ruisseau de la Lande affect/source/drain other waters in the area.
Anyone know where I can view this video, screenshot posted here in 2022?

 

[mousepanda8]

I saw the original exchange on Facebook and it was shocking! Some of the crazy fans were saying you should keep Patreon information on Patreon and message Stephanie on Patreon if you have questions, and this lady said she has tried that and no one responded to her… talk about the shittiest relationship management I’ve ever seen from an “Influencer”!

One person was really rude as well as was " annoyed" that someone posted something about the patron video when she hasn't watched it yet and that info should stay on patron and not shared - Cause its up to Stephanie when it does? It gave the impression that they felt entitled over non paying members and they somehow spoiled the video? I guess they haven't been to tattle ever -

 

[CocktailGirl]

Wonder if Gerry has yet woken up to the fact that he is never going to get his retirement apartment. So much gratitude for all the holidays he took her on and for indulging the little madam when she was growing up!

If he has any sense at all he will no longer want to retire to Lieland. He has had serious health issues, he is not getting any younger, and who knows how much longer he will be allowed to drive. I am not sure whether he can speak French, but it not that easy for a UK resident to simply retire to France these days. He will be stuck in the middle of nowhere, possibly unable to drive himself around, and at the mercy of her ladyship and PhiPhi. I really can't see them looking after him very well. He only seems to be of use to them for tv filming these days.

He is not my favourite character, but I think he means well and deserves a quiet old age living in Framlingham, with friends and familiar surroundings and a medical service he can easily access if necessary. Maybe he could sell his business and move into Mummy's house, as I doubt she will be able to travel back and forth from SA very much in the future.

However much he annoys me, he does not deserve to spend his remaining years at the mercy of an increasingly bizarre SJ and her band of peculiar sad sacks.

 

[Jeeves]

If he has any sense at all he will no longer want to retire to Lieland. He has had serious health issues, he is not getting any younger, and who knows how much longer he will want to continue his taxi business. I am not sure whether he can speak French, but it not that easy for a UK resident to simply retire to France these days. He will be stuck in the middle of nowhere, possibly unable to drive himself around, and at the mercy of her ladyship and PhiPhi. I really can't see them looking after him very well. He only seems to be of use to them for tv filming these days.

He is not my favourite character, but I think he means well and deserves a quiet old age living in Framlingham, with friends and familiar surroundings and a medical service he can easily access if necessary. Maybe he could sell his business and move into Mummy's house, as I doubt she will be able to travel back and forth from SA very much in the future.

However much he annoys me, he does not deserve to spend his remaining years at the mercy of an increasingly bizarre SJ and her band of peculiar sad sacks.

I wonder what the regs are, in the event that he decides to retire in France. I assume that it might be easier for a blood relative/dependent so will the truth about Gerry being Fanny's half brother finally be revealed in order to facilitate his move?

 

[billybudd]

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In the winter salon gift grab, and bathrobe picture, Jarvis looks like another person. I've discussed this with a shrink. Narcs morph, she said. Some people never get over seeing their eyes go black in rage. Mine morphed just before going into a homicidal tirade which convinced me, finally, the two shrinks and pastoral counsellor were correct. No contact is the only viable way to deal with narcs.
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I want to know what drug they are on as the delusion is bonkers. Yes delusion is an absolute necessity to continue being a supportive or high level patron.

The channel four per series do film each chateau for one project she failed on the swimming pool due to no permit last time. And then we got the pigeon stairs and glued pottery entrance running total of 3 seasons.

What's this coming one making pillow cases? Why they even considering her after so many flops.

Just reading about QAnon fanatics. Here's how followers bond:

"Bloom and Moskalenko seek to understand why people believe QAnon’s outlandish notions in defiance of all knowledge and reason. “Pastels and Pedophiles” is at its strongest when it drills down on this front, showing that QAnon offers people a false sense of agency and community in an uncertain world. Believers collectively analyze “crumbs” of cryptic information. The outcome of this deciphering is preordained, but that’s not the point: When they reach conclusions, followers feel smart, superior and united. Particularly for people who are lonely or disenchanted with their lives, the emotional benefit of believing in QAnon is arguably more important than the dogma itself. The same goes for people introduced to QAnon through the hashtag #SavetheChildren, which the movement co-opted in 2020. New supporters were told that spreading a message about the threat of pedophilia made them righteous crusaders."

Confronting the Threat of QAnon (Published 2021)

Mia Bloom and Sophie Moskalenko’s “Pastels and Pedophiles” looks at a dangerous movement that is growing in power.

www.nytimes.com

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Shocked, shocked.

 

[CocktailGirl]

I wonder what the regs are, in the event that he decides to retire in France. I assume that it might be easier for a blood relative/dependent so will the truth about Gerry being Fanny's half brother finally be revealed in order to facilitate his move?

Good point @Jeeves , that could be very interesting.

However, I can quite see SJ and Mummy throwing him under a bus in order to keep family secrets if they thought their cash stream might be affected. The viewers might not like having been lied to all these years.

In that case the excuses for the unfinished apartment will just drag on and on and on....

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Even Ashtray and Teresa who are as “working class poor as can be” put on a better spread for their patrons and fans.

Yes, they had a lovely marquee in the garden with lights, etc for their party; it looked much nicer. They also had a Christmas do and invited the local inhabitants. Then, there's Fanny who considers herself several cuts above them and has twice the education and vastly more of other people's money and look how she treats her guests!

 

[M&MsMom]

Thank you! I wouldn't have dreamed 7 years ago, after my divorce and consequently loosing my home and left with a serious debt that I would overcome it all fairly quickly. In all honesty it feels surreal (and a little scary)

It's the best news and I'm really happy for you!
Not only because you bought a home, a place to no longer be a nomad, but for all you had to overcome to get here.
Well done, you! I wish you all the best in your new home!

 

[ComtesseRose]

I can't find this video either in our Patreon Wiki or on YT

I've got it in my archive... If @KiKiGee or other sleuthy tartlets can't find it... I'll ask the genie to make it available

Curiously, I checked the wiki - The old Patreon video of Tour Nic & Marie's Cottage has been removed... I do wonder why?

 

[M&MsMom]

Well, I've missed you. I've been thinking about you all day, that it's been a while since you've posted.

Also, Happy Birthday @Luna20 and congrats on the new house

I thought of @HalcyonOrganic a few moments ago, too, while I was checking my Instagram account.
I saw this in my feed and well, you can tell why I thought of him!



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[Beachgirl]

Congratulations and Happy Birthday! When is the housewarming? I'll bring a typical La Lande cheese platter. View attachment 2358862

This suggested reel came up on my Instagram earlier. Just screenshots as I have no idea how to copy a reel onto here.
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[Sparrowsfart]

I want to know what drug they are on as the delusion is bonkers. Yes delusion is an absolute necessity to continue being a supportive or high level patron.

The channel four per series do film each chateau for one project she failed on the swimming pool due to no permit last time. And then we got the pigeon stairs and glued pottery entrance running total of 3 seasons.

What's this coming one making pillow cases? Why they even considering her after so many flops.

They have her on the show for comic relief. They know she is guaranteed to do something stupid, and wear high heels while doing it too.