The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

[Lochness Monster]

Stephanie Jarvis is not only now ripping off her Patrons, but she is also ripping off her B&B guests too!

Does anybody else wonder whether whose 2 recent "blurred" guests may have been visiting from a media company in order to assess the joint for future coverage? If so, obviously a complimentary stay which would defo have made SJ choke but hey, needs must if it will ultimately up her exposure, figures and income!

And in the staff quarters who are these strangers?

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Suggestion - Fanny's not only ripping off her Patrons, she's also ripping off her B&B guests for €7,000/week

 

[M&MsMom]

Let's just call it what it is. She has no "guests" at her chateau.
They are all Patrons - they happily pay her every month, so have no problem paying exorbitant pricing for sub-par accommodations and meals. They've already faced down their demons with regard to paying her every month to renovate, so staying there is the bonus!

No normal person would look at that place from the outside and want to stay there.

 

[Fennelbug]

Those prices are ridiculous, almost criminal, considering what they get to eat and the state of the place! People should compare them with Puy Vidal and Rebecca's chateau and menus where they get to stay in beautiful, comfortable and safe surroundings with sane hosts who genuinely wish to provide an excellent service for their guests, rather than being concentrated solely on themselves.

Re Fanny's lack of dancing skills: I reckon she is a physically very awkward and clumsy individual. All the exaggerated "catwalk" movements and hand gestures are rehearsed and deliberate for the camera. At other times in others' videos, she looks really awkward when she is not acting. It's also becoming more and more obvious that her physical attractiveness is all down to make-up. Without it, she is quite plain and very like Gerry with dark hair and rosacea. I imagine she was a shy and awkward child and teenager. Even in some of the Oxford photos, she appears plain and socially awkward with a similar look on her face as in the vlog watching Selmar drumming. I think she then decided to bleach her hair, paint her face, and pretend to have a personality. It worked for her as so many gullible people can't see behind the facade. No one should be blamed for their shyness or plain looks. However, what we are criticising is her fakeness. She has created her own fake appearance; fake personality, and fake good nature. We can see behind the facade which will eventually crumble and crack, just like her home.

In her defense, BongoNight from Hell was the last straw.....

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Fixed it....
Suggestion - Fanny's not only ripping off her Patrons, she's also ripping off her B&B guests sycophants for €7,000/week

 

[Fennelbug]

Also the SHAM of Philip spending nights with Fanny! He moves into Nick and Marie’s whist Scotman takes his ‘study’.

 

[Jules100]

Why was it a big secret surprise that Amaury’s parents showed up at the chateau for his birthday? They are always there.

“Surprise Amaury! You know how your parents just left two days ago and aren’t expected back until tomorrow? Well here they are half a day early, Happy Birthday!!!”

 

[Iolair]

I just might have watched it if squirrely bits was doing the Charleston.

Surely that's a reason to tune out, rather than tune in.

 

[KiKiGee]

Ÿet Fanny has been lying and complaining about her Patreon funds, YouTube monies, and B and B barely providing enough money to pay all her employees and has been crying poverty as she jets off on luxury vacations and spends huge sums of tax free cash on herself. She is such a dishonest, greedy con artist.

She doesn’t even pretend to do restoration work anymore. She just puts out half assed videos of the most expensive vegetable and herb garden in France, photos of her prison ration B and B meals complete with decanters of discount wine, and storylines made up of flat out wall to wall lies.

She only reluctantly performs a few projects so she can be featured on chateau diy.


All that cash and she only contributed approximately $1,000 in tax free funds to help the family of Mmakhotso Moloi. What a rotten human being.

JBR
2 days ago
What organizations have been recipients of donations from this channel in 2023? That information has not been shared on your vlogs or in your video descriptions.

Why was it a big secret surprise that Amaury’s parents showed up at the chateau for his birthday? They are always there.

“Surprise Amaury! You know how your parents just left two days ago and aren’t expected back until tomorrow? Well here they are half a day early, Happy Birthday!!!”

Last year they surprised him...

 

[Freesia54]

5 second rule

The first screen shot is the cake that was retrieved from Isabelles chair and the second shot is showing the 2nd cake with the candles in. The design on the dropped cake and the one shown in the box would suggest the stand in cake was served... although I'm not sure why they would put the dropped one back into the box... maybe they will munch on it later on.

 

[Lady Lindy]

She gave them oak in exchange for two crap paintings hanging in a bedroom somewhere

That bedroom with twin beds in the condemned corner of the shitoo

 

[ploppityplop2]

LieLande probably utilizes the 5 hour or 5 day rule.

Reminds me of that nasty leftovers lunch she offered Annalise when doing her hair

 

[pasta_aldente]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

 

[Toys in the attic]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

I bet Phiphi tried to catch the bride's bouquet!

 

[Lady Lindy]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

I bet Fanny is green with envy that Tess as married a real life grown up man! Maybe the blurred out, Porsche driving, quests were fellow wedding guests of Tess' and didn't want to be associated with the shitalaine x

 

[Alice Strictknickers]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

And look here, you filthy hags and menopausal trolls! Guess who's been at the shatoo? (not my photo. Copyright unknown.)
First prize for the correct guess: a cheese platter in the shape of a hedgehog, with foraged hazelnuts!

 

[pasta_aldente]

Reception was at Chateau Sarzay. Even their food is cheaper & better than the shat-O

 

[Le Baiseur]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

She's serving flapjacks for petit déjeuner. Hair looks purdy though.

 

[Fennelbug]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

She looks lovely

 

[pasta_aldente]

Did Tess wear white? What did the doll wear?