Tess’ wedding is all over chateauverse instagram. Tess, Dana, Annalise… pics everywhere. It’s almost like you were there.
I was going to mention that, it appears that he is never without a cigarette. I am sure he's a great guy but not my type in the least, hell I have no idea my type anymore---I'm with you.
As nice as Nick appears to be, he is a walking chimney.
Cigarette breath together with the smell of cigarettes on his clothes would be an instant turn off for me.
A shorter vlog of 37 minutes is an improvement, but I sat through their first two travel vlogs and even 37 minutes is a vomit-inducing waste of time.In today's travel vlog, I'm confused. Ollie's intro makes it seem like Fanny has no knowledge of this area of Italy. Once inside, suddenly she is educating him on the explanation of key details of each room. The bus required covid masks so we know like the others these were filmed several years ago. I guess we were so verklempt over Fanny having to ride a bus they figured we wouldn't notice. With years in the making, proof reading captions might have been good idea. My favorite gaff was naming the painting of a parlor game blind man's "buff" instead of bluff. The nudity factor made it sound more risque'. Since Dan was mentioned and a drone was used, might he have been the photographer. The absence of Snorts & his talk- over made it more watchable.
From Tess' wedding weekend- 'Merica, F Yeah!' (No, seriously, it is Tess and her husband from this weekend!)Doesn’t Tess’ mom own Chateau de Sarzay?
Yes. Just thrown out there post insulting meltdown. Then was hacked. Then wasn’t hacked and admitted it was all a test for ? Now is really insulted this time! True Goodbye! Wait, was hacked......WHO CARES NOW? Just because it is a riddle, doesn’t mean it’s fascinating.I quite like them too but NOT through the septum - hate hate hate. I don't even like it on a pig's nose or a bull's nose.
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Was that thrown out there so we would think she is someone at the wedding? Oh GAWD I'm rubbish at this cryptic shit.
Do not understand the dazzling bright white Madonna fingerless gloves with the buttermilk dress.From Tess' wedding weekend- 'Merica, F Yeah!' (No, seriously, it is Tess and her husband from this weekend!)
I said it ages ago but I thought it was to macabre even for her, I’m sure she’d get a good laugh about it, if she wasHave we ever considered that Clara is Fanny.. It is all starting to add up.
I don't often look forward to a Fanny vlog, but if she has snuck her phone into her chicken cutlets and filmed, YASSS! It would be the most exciting thing we've seen on Shitoo Diaries in years! I can only imagine the reception resembling the Britney Spears video of "Circus"! It would be very Tess.Chateau de Sarzay was the site of Tess’s wedding last weekend. An event Fanny attended, looking suitably trashy. Make of it what you will.
Do not understand the dazzling bright white Madonna fingerless gloves with the buttermilk dress.
T-Rex, a dear friend recently posted this sketch and I thought you'd enjoy.
From Tess' wedding weekend- 'Merica, F Yeah!' (No, seriously, it is Tess and her husband from this weekend!)
I'm probably alone in this, but I think Tess looks cool. She reminds me of the late Solveig Dommartin.From Tess' wedding weekend- 'Merica, F Yeah!' (No, seriously, it is Tess and her husband from this weekend!)
I think she looks really bad her skin is not glowing and she looks like she is going to a fancy dress with her stiff Marie Antoinette hair.I'm probably alone in this, but I think Tess looks cool. She reminds me of the late Solveig Dommartin.
comments on today’s Travels with my shitty shallow friend:
Francesca Diano
1 hour ago (edited)
Thousands of villas along the Brenta?? Not really. I think you got the numbers wrong. At its peak there were 400. Only very rich people, like today's millionaires, could afford to build and own a villa, which included a lot of land and country estate, so it was impossible that there were 2000 of them, not there was room enough for 2000 of villas and connected land in the country!
Michael Teef Potts daily dose of bullshit:
Michael T
6 hours ago
Thanks Stephanie and Ollie for another extraordinary adventure. Simply glorious to get a glimpse into the Golden Age of Venetian society. The Villa’s Murano glass entry chandelier alone is worth the visit but then each chandelier was a treasure and a visual delight, not to mention the exquisite artistry of the ceiling frescoes. I would have loved to have seen all the original furnishings during the villa’s heyday… and of course to have met and mingled with the great names of the period. In season, imagine what an incredible day could be had by taking a Brenta Riviera (Brenta River-Canal) day trip on a burchiello (tourist boat) from Venice to Padua and stopping to tour several of the villas along the way. Plus you’d get riverside views of all the other grand villas lining the canal. Naturally, add in several days in Venice and you’ve got the dream vacation of a lifetime
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M P
6 hours ago (edited)
From what I know...those Palladians villas were built for agrarian purpose, not vacation... I love your very special energy connection View attachment 2222569 always fun watching you guys View attachment 2222570 thank you Ps: someone blocked me from live chat View attachment 2222571...wondering why
I AM FANNY DAAMMMMNNNITTTTTTTHave we ever considered that Clara is Fanny.. It is all starting to add up.
That’s why I asked her how the wedding was when she mentioned the location (I saw photos on Instagram) … she must’ve been one of the guests or is attempting to make us think so? My personal opinion is that she is always attempting to divert attention without finishing the “story”, so who knows.Chateau de Sarzay was the site of Tess’s wedding last weekend. An event Fanny attended, looking suitably trashy. Make of it what you will.
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