The Chateau Diaries #244 Broom your teef

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Lady Avonlea, post: 15305316, member: 293582
Exactly what I bag on about with this idiot. I don't give a tit normally if it wasn't for children.
 
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Have you got a predictive text on your keyboard? Drives me insane. My keyboard can't deal with 2 languages in one piece of text and changes it to the nearest thing. It can make it amusing, but that's why I always spellcheck before posting!
I try to preview my post and spell check before posting. However, this has happened to me a couple of times where the post changed after I posted it, and certain words are bleeped out by Tattle. I don’t know why they would have bleeped out the words “short waisted”. It happened on another post of mine a while back too. I’ve also noticed that whenever anyone here posts something regarding an “eye pee” address that Tattle replaces it with a hyperlink explaining how they work. I’m not a fan of the fact that Tattle can change my wording without notifying me and then my post doesn’t make any sense.

I do try and spell check my posts but I’m not overly concerned about it here, since this is a gossip site and I don’t give it the full attention that I would my work related correspondence.
 
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All these "new world" tattlers seemed to get the party going after I went to bed too. Hope they cleared up the lounge and turned the lights off when they left
We cleared the glasses, cleaned up the garbage, turned off the lights and left a little snack in case you got the munchies in the middle of the night. (Barf bags are kept in the top drawer behind the bar)
 

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We cleared the glasses, cleaned up the garbage, turned off the lights and left a little snack in case you got the munchies in the middle of the night. (Barf bags are kept in the top drawer behind the bar)
Can someone send this to that tastemaker office?
 
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I try to preview my post and spell check before posting. However, this has happened to me a couple of times where the post changed after I posted it, and certain words are bleeped out by Tattle. I don’t know why they would have bleeped out the words “short waisted”. It happened on another post of mine a while back too. I’ve also noticed that whenever anyone here posts something regarding an “eye pee” address that Tattle replaces it with a hyperlink explaining how they work. I’m not a fan of the fact that Tattle can change my wording without notifying me and then my post doesn’t make any sense.

I do try and spell check my posts but I’m not overly concerned about it here, since this is a gossip site and I don’t give it the full attention that I would my work related correspondence.
Wow! I never realised. You'd think they would be more concerned with the expletives which, I put my hand up, I use. Can't see what's offensive about short waisted. Bizarre.
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We cleared the glasses, cleaned up the garbage, turned off the lights and left a little snack in case you got the munchies in the middle of the night. (Barf bags are kept in the top drawer behind the bar)
@Lady Avonlea you're a doll 😘 Barf bags not required at this time.
 
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All these "new world" tattlers seemed to get the party going after I went to bed too. Hope they cleared up the lounge and turned the lights off when they left
We wrote COME AND TAKE IT with the empty bottles and then passed out in the garden. Sorry.
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So, it is all boring here then? I have not been for a while, but I had comments from Marquis and KyBourbon that I have changed side? What side is that then, am I now a patreon of Lalande, OR am I gay? :D :coffee: (y) Which ever it is, it must be more fun than this tread so far. My menopausal milf wife was watching CD alone the other day. I caught her when I returned from a run. I can't watch now, that bloody Marie is back, so annoying. However I have to disagreee with someone here who cracked a joke about Norwegians being annoing, that is like saying us Englishmen are all like Gordon Ramsey. I've been to Norway quite a few times, so I can honestly say Marie is a rare finding. Thankfully. Not only in her manner, but looks. I wouldn't have minded a bit of wife swap with my Norwegian friend and his lot, the women are on average quite stunning, tall and fit. OF course dear haters, gays, and jealous lonely witches, - it is the inner quality that counts...
and as you know Marie has struck me as a childish, self absorbed, whinging, entiteled and sulky young lady. She wants to be Stephanie, but she just is not. Mind you, Stephanie is pretty annoying too. Familiarity breeds contempt in her case, I used to find her charming and sexy, now I prefer MariA. She has wit, brains, and talent. But alas, I have stopped watching CD for now. Boring. Netflix is more interesting.
My wife commented that Stephanie had no clue about fashion and was stuck in the 80's. Well, I find that Ardmore stuff very tacky indeed, but I am not an expert on women's fashion. If it is hot, I notice. WEll I guess I must finish up this report from London with a shout out to our dear Mojo , Fishwoman, the cat lady, and Jeeves and the rest of our lovely haters. It is unbelievable that this forum has kept going for more than 3 years..oh the memories! When Stephanie broke the news we knew (well some of us) about her relationship with Phillip, when Selmar claimed Phillip shagged everyone in sight ( did that include the weird chickens?) When Stephanie's charity girl comitted suiside from the pressure of poverty, and lastly the male escorts "the boy" bought when he should have been reading Beatrix Potter books to grannies. Scandal! I will quickly be back when we get some more scandal folks, for now I will leave this dull tread and enjoy a lazy day outside... I can watch the trouble and strife gardening perhaps. :LOL:🌹
 
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Bridget Sixto
18 hours ago
awsome job selmar are you going to go visit stephanie at laland
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Darlene Chandler
17 hours ago
Why asked that when you know full well that there was an issue there, if you had watched his videos previously.
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Bridget Sixto
16 hours ago
@Darlene Chandler i didnt know but thanks for the info, now you can back off for the night feel me
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Deborah DiGiuseppe
15 hours ago
Selmar, you’re such a good person and a hard worker, where are your travels taking you next ? How long will Tatiana be away ? Much love and be safe
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Selmar The Dancing Handyman.
12 hours ago
@Deborah DiGiuseppe I hope I can stay here for a while and than from here looking for a place for ourself
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Selmar The Dancing Handyman.
12 hours ago

I am not going to visiting la Lande anymore. There are so many other place to go to and meet new people
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Bridget Sixto
52 minutes ago
@Selmar The Dancing Handyman. im sorry if i caused any friction on here i really didnt know and your right so many places god is good selmar and everything is gonna be okay , have a blessed day

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Thanks for the recaps! Think I'll pass on buying.....it's actually creeping me out, I cant help but think these are games possibly played at the farmhouse.
They are games actually played on the tv show Love Island it does really sound like the tv show!
 
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I agree. Why doesn’t she go to Paris more often? I follow this one makeup artist who lives there and she is constantly out and about, which is why I really like watching her, as her videos vary from makeup tutorials to life in Paris. Sometimes she’ll film shopping, eating in cute little cafes, or just walking down the street with her husband and baby to show the streets of Paris. I loved seeing the shopping and streets at Christmas. (Plus, she browses and buys designer stuff and fancy makeup at Galaries Lafayette, which makes me drool. I don’t know if I will ever get to go there and I like seeing these places). There is so much to see in Paris that it amazes me that Stephanie only seems to use Paris as an airport hub to go to other places. If anyone is interested, this is her channel. Her makeup is super wearable.



I was really surprised that Stephanie’s latest vlog actually acknowledged George Sand (although, her condescending comment to the audience about “who was actually a woman, if you didn’t know, even though she went by George” reminded me of the “that’s French for big room” comment. I don’t remember her ever mentioning it or showing any of the area highlights around her. Better than her showing herself talking to chickens and waking up in bed. I watched this latest blog just to see the hideous dresses from Emmaus that everyone was talking about. Yes, that dress she had on was terrible and needed to be thrown away. It wasn’t worth $6, let alone 60 cents. The seam down the front where the pattern didn’t match, and as Stephanie even noted, the ugly purple zipper sewn into it. It was a cheap dress when it was made, and not a fun vintage dress. I will agree that the dress fit her well and was the most flattering design on her that she has worn in a long time. She definitely needs to start wearing empire waist dresses as they are the most flattering on her now. Totally agree @Karma baby! Notes for Phillip and Stephanie:

Philip: SHUT UP! For the love of God you sound like a bleeping idiot. Empire waists were not only popular in the 70’s. A dress with an empire waist doesn’t make it automatically 70’s retro. Also, that dress was a bad 90’s fabric, not 70’s. You sound stupid. Just because you are gay does not make you an expert on women’s fashion. You are making Stephanie look like tit. It’s like you are deliberately sabotaging her.

Stephanie: Quit listening to Philip. You do NOT need to put a belt on ANYTHING! You are --- waisted. Belts cut you off. I’m sorry your mother never taught you this lesson. My mom told me that I was --- to put a belt on anything when I was 15. That is what mothers are for…to guide you through the awkward phase of learning how to dress to best suit your body type. If a dress is too big in the waist, then get it tailored. Throwing a belt on top of it does not make the dress fit better! Example: the Jenny Peckham dress that you received in the gift grab. Please go look at Catherine, the Princess of Wales. Jenny Packham is a designer she wears a lot. If the dress was not designed with a nice to watchbelt, don’t add one yourself. Any belts that are designed with the dress are ok, as they usually are there to accent the waist, for visual interest, and made out of the same fabric of the dress, and drape nicely with the design of the dress. These type of belts will not cut you off. Also, the Princess is tall and willowy and can get totally get away with wearing belts. You can’t. It’s ok.

Just for the love of God…stop listening to a Philip! You looked so much better before he started dressing you! I mean, look what HE wears. Why would you think he would be an expert on women’s fashion, when he can’t even figure out men’s fashion? If I hear him say, “You should add a belt” one more time I’m going to scream.

Well, this post just totally went off the rails. Lol…just some things that have been percolating in my mind. Back to the original topic. Yes, Stephanie needs to get out more in her own local area. Besides the gas shop cheese place.
I like Andreea Ali, too!

I understand what you mean about Stephanie's belt wearing - it is not a good look on her at all! I have often wondered if she's wearing one so that her mic can be clipped onto the belt? I've seen this often on local tv news stations.....in fact, where I live, someone wrote in to the local tv station to complain about it because one of the weather people, who is female, always wore a belt - over any style of dress (even an A-line), over a blouse, even over a cardigan sweater! It looked stupid - even my husband noticed it and would make jokes about it! The weather person actually answered the question on air and said it's where she clips her mic. And then proceeded to show pictures of her female predecessors, all of whom did exactly the same thing!

We'd gotten so accustomed to seeing the belts after that, we forgot about it. A few months ago, my husband looked up and yelled "When did she stop wearing belts?". Sure enough, we've not been able to see a belt any longer and can't even tell when that stopped happening!

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Just like the HMN in connection with chicks of the feathered variety. :)
I too became the proud "parent" of at least 7/8 Blue Tit fledgling chicks early this morning. Luckily I was watering my garden, otherwise I might have missed all the action. Have watched their real parents constantly fly back and forth within my garden between the pear/apple trees/shrubs and many bird feeders for quite a number of weeks. Unlike last year (which was rather traumatic to say the least as the chicks hung around on the ground for a day or so, were much smaller, plus I think some didn't survive overnight either).
This year they all appeared much bigger (no idea how they all actually fitted into the nesting box!), and within the space of max 15 mins, had all flown away - good for them. Hope they survive after all their parents' recent hard work.
However, this year I was a little more prepared and installed plastic predator spikes around the top of the fences of my enclosed garden and grew climbing plants around their nesting box too. Hopefully, that gave them additional protection from random neighbourhood cats - who really knows?
BUT, I will certainly miss the daily activity. ❤
 
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