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Michael T
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I think staying as a guest of the family at the Isola del Garda for three summer months would give me enough time to soak up all the magnificent beauty of the architecture, the wonderfully inviting gardens and the lake's magical views...but then I'd never want to leave. Well, except for occasional visits to the impressive French countryside Chateau de Lalande, well known for its warm hospitality,, gourmet meals, elegant décor and inspired renovations. Which leads me to say "If you've only one life to live, it's just not enough!
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Too many edibles
Fanny is a condescending mean girl who likes to bully men with put downs and mocking comments. She is her mother’s daughter.
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In the famous words of Countess Luanne de Lesseps, “Money can’t buy you class”.
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What do you want to bet she created that ridiculous garden (Or had Davey do it) so she could try and get an annual show about CGS? lol This bish doesn't care one iota for renovation she wants to be on tv with her own show and everything she does is geared toward that imo
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A Stephanie Jarvis LieLande gardening show would be about what not to do when gardening and landscaping. It could be called “Chateau DIY NO!!!!!!! The Garden edition.”
It could feature footage of Fanny driving a digger wearing slippers with a hot mug of tea on the floorboards, Dan kicking the digger windshield with his boots, footage of Fanny denying tearful Kid no. 1 or 2 a giant Tulip, how to spends thousands of dollars planting flowers and still spend thousands of dollars at the florist yearly, a scavenger hunt where everyone tries to find the discarded Marie Antoinette descendent twig, how not to be fooled again by fake stone garden structures, share the recipe for lawn clipping salad with a carrot bow, Potts could have a segment on how to treat water borne illnesses contracted from swimming in the nasty moat, etc.
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What do you want to bet she created that ridiculous garden (Or had Davey do it) so she could try and get an annual show about CGS? lol This bish doesn't care one iota for renovation she wants to be on tv with her own show and everything she does is geared toward that imo
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A Stephanie Jarvis LieLande gardening show would be about what not to do when gardening and landscaping. It could be called “Chateau DIY NO!!!!!!! The Garden edition.”
It could feature footage of Fanny driving a digger wearing slippers with a hot mug of tea on the floorboards, Dan kicking the digger windshield with his boots, footage of Fanny denying tearful Kid no. 1 or 2 a giant Tulip, how to spends thousands of dollars planting flowers and still spend thousands of dollars at the florist yearly, a scavenger hunt where everyone tries to find the discarded Marie Antoinette descendent twig, how not to be fooled again by fake stone garden structures, share the recipe for lawn clipping salad with a carrot bow, Potts could have a segment on how to treat water borne illnesses contracted from swimming in the nasty moat, etc.
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În the infamous words of grifter Stephanie Jarvis, “ But money can buy you upgrades!”In the famous words of Countess Luanne de Lesseps, “Money can’t buy you class”.
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Let’s not talk about gaining weight....I’m having a tough time the last year on the extra weight!
*I should just be thankful for all the years that I ate whatever and whenever- when I had the great metabolism and my thyroid was working! Lol! I don’t really think it’s thyroid- Just heard a comedian say that!
I’m thinking more like late midlife crisis!!! And I have a class reunion coming up in a week and a half!!! 
Money can't buy you class....but it can sure as hell buy you some young DutchIn the famous words of Countess Luanne de Lesseps, “Money can’t buy you class”.
Fanny loves a balustrade to lean on.
She is such a show off. Pretentious woman.
On the island, her recent vlog , her almost constant references to Lalande make it sound as if she owns a special palace not a decaying dump , it is not of value to the vlog and I wonder why she presumes everyone watching will be familiar with her oh so famous CD….
She has ridiculous high heels for such a trip . And has a theatrical walk , oh look at me so glamorous and well traveled, yet she learns nothing. Her pointless observances are cringe worthy. She will never get a tv presenting job.
I could not watch until the end ,unbearable. And yes I am a grumpy old woman
She is such a show off. Pretentious woman.
On the island, her recent vlog , her almost constant references to Lalande make it sound as if she owns a special palace not a decaying dump , it is not of value to the vlog and I wonder why she presumes everyone watching will be familiar with her oh so famous CD….
She has ridiculous high heels for such a trip . And has a theatrical walk , oh look at me so glamorous and well traveled, yet she learns nothing. Her pointless observances are cringe worthy. She will never get a tv presenting job.
I could not watch until the end ,unbearable. And yes I am a grumpy old woman
Hmmmm... pretty sure a prerequisite for having a show on French TV requires the person to actually speak French. This rules Fanny out.
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I have been away chasing support for my son and my yearly family get together for dad’s anniversary sadly taken suddenly 8 years ago by sepsis ans hospital neglect doesn’t get any easier so here I am to catch up and wow you folks been soooo busy I never Catch up !
I suggest Shapewear!Let’s not talk about gaining weight....I’m having a tough time the last year on the extra weight!
*I should just be thankful for all the years that I ate whatever and whenever- when I had the great metabolism and my thyroid was working! Lol! I don’t really think it’s thyroid- Just heard a comedian say that!
As someone once said "My New Year's resolution was to lose 10 pounds. Only 17 pounds to go."Let’s not talk about gaining weight....I’m having a tough time the last year on the extra weight!
*I should just be thankful for all the years that I ate whatever and whenever- when I had the great metabolism and my thyroid was working! Lol! I don’t really think it’s thyroid- Just heard a comedian say that!
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Filmed August 2020, Before Snorts had arrived CHMN September 2020 ?
Thread title suggestion "You can watch a thief but you can't watch a liar, The Chateau Diaries let's you do both", (c /o of Eamonn Holmes Dad).
Filmed August 2020, Before Snorts had arrived CHMN September 2020 ?
Thread title suggestion "You can watch a thief but you can't watch a liar, The Chateau Diaries let's you do both", (c /o of Eamonn Holmes Dad).
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Fanny “ legend in her own mind” Jarvis must reinforce her huge ego before shooting each travel video by reviewing several Michael T “Teef“ Potts‘comments.Fanny loves a balustrade to lean on.
She is such a show off. Pretentious woman.
On the island, her recent vlog , her almost constant references to Lalande make it sound as if she owns a special palace not a decaying dump , it is not of value to the vlog and I wonder why she presumes everyone watching will be familiar with her oh so famous CD….
She has ridiculous high heels for such a trip . And has a theatrical walk , oh look at me so glamorous and well traveled, yet she learns nothing. Her pointless observances are cringe worthy. She will never get a tv presenting job.
I could not watch until the end ,unbearable. And yes I am a grumpy old woman
Snorts preps for his absence in each travel video by tearfully repeating Stuart Smalley daily affirmations in the mirror while swilling sherry from a baccarat glass and clutching his favorite stuffed hedgehog. Click below for his affirmations.
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We do. But we like a little freak out for the culture.
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But only a gay one with nothing going on at the momentMoney can't buy you class....but it can sure as hell buy you some young Dutch
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Apologies in advance, that SH*T is ugly as FU*K.
Um - that's laying it on a bit thick is it not? ...... is it AI formulating the response??
Yanis and Mo are out for Kebabs and camping again... bless...
Can’t afford it, so gets an upgrade again lol 600$ a night plus the spa treatments! Sigh! This chick is unreal from the get go!
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