The Chateau Diaries #244 Broom your teef

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The Lake Garda tour must have been photographed by Ollie & Camilla, Snorts couldn't have contained himself that long. Ollie's youngest daughter dates this vlog 2 maybe 2.5 yrs ago. Snorts absence can be noted in the hotel room too as only one side of the bed was slept on. Fanny was particularly snarky with the gay reference when she said Ollie looked like he was in Brideshead Revisited whilst climbing the staircase in the villa. What a nasty friend she is!
 
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so we can assume this was taken during their vist in '21
 
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I watch Al Bladez, SB Mowing and a few others that transform derelict yards for homeowners for free (and they do an amazing job in just one day.)
I also watch those shows! I’m so impressed by the amount they get done in a day. Shows what you can accomplish when you get to it and stop messing around. Fanny could take a lesson or three. I honestly think I could have made 100% more progress that she has.
 
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Thanks but no thanks Fanny. I would rather watch real gardeners talking to real garden designers. You are just a waste of space in a hedge of brambles!
What do you want to bet she created that ridiculous garden (Or had Davey do it) so she could try and get an annual show about CGS? lol This bish doesn't care one iota for renovation she wants to be on tv with her own show and everything she does is geared toward that imo
 
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Jason has been way more places than those numb nuts!
 
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Everything she does is to make money on tv. Also, IMHO, she an immature, romantically minded parasite. Just think about how she dramatizes everything she opens on the gift grab. She even has to give it a romantic name, Cadeaux at the Chateau!!! How quaint! The whole original idea of buying the shitoo was so she could be the princess of her own castle. People should not be giving her money. If they are entertained by her vlogs, ok, make her work for her money. If she spends it on ridiculous crap, so be it. She’s earned it.
 
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In my humble Botox loving opinion, at her age IJ has either gained weight, on steroids or had an eye lift. I think, gained weight and had an eye lift, prob was done with the eye surgery. Maybe a peel. But Botox does not smooth out like that very quickly.
 
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Charla was my childhood friend. I love keeping up with her career even though I haven’t seen her for years in person. I often thought I should suggest Fanny get in in touch with her but, what a headache that would be for Charla.
 
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Isabelle was drunk during the grift grab. I don’t blame her, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
I know what you mean. Sometimes you just gotta “lay back, point your high heels to the ceiling, and think of handbags” (as the saying goes…so I’ve heard)
 
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Charla was my childhood friend. I love keeping up with her career even though I haven’t seen her for years in person. I often thought I should suggest Fanny get in in touch with her but, what a headache that would be for Charla.
Best to keep fanny away from Charla. I think she's amazing. Love the TV makeovers she does.

I doubt fanny has heard of Charla or Christina Cordula. She'll be looking them up now. Probably wondering if she could get a show on French tv.
 
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Hmm... Fanny must be lazy (as if we didn't knew this already!). Reposting Ollie's Instastory to promote her travelling channel. I guess the numbers aren't what she expected, LOL.
I guess when reality hits, it hits harder than Love, Life and Laughter, LOL.
For archival purposes. Her Instastory
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Best to keep fanny away from Charla. I think she's amazing. Love the TV makeovers she does.

I doubt fanny has heard of Charla or Christina Cordula. She'll be looking them up now. Probably wondering if she could get a show on French tv.
Charla is the real deal. I think Fanny would be scared to go anywhere near her.
 
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Charla is the real deal. I think Fanny would be scared to go anywhere near her.
Charla has that effortless chic that no amount of money can buy. It can’t be taught, it’s education and instinct, neither of which Stephamememe has. Genuine confidence goes a long way and Fanny has the light touch of a bulldozer. She doesn’t realize she’s her own worst enemy. La Jarvis is crass, inelegant and embarrassingly déclassé.
 
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Well at least Ollie has nice manners to answer Jason, not like Fanny who doesn't give this 'Dolphin' any attention
 
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Hmmmm....someone's looking for some kebab!

 
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OK, this is crazy because I've never clicked a link, typed or said the word "Ardmore" before. Now it's in my FB ads.

Hurry, hurry, everyone! 25-50% off! 1 day only!
 
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SJ mentioned in one of her vlogs that she watched fashion makeup influencers but I do not remember who they are. She may be lurking on other tattle threads.
 
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SJ mentioned in one of her vlogs that she watched fashion makeup influencers but I do not remember who they are. She may be lurking on other tattle threads.
No fashion/makeup influencer would be seen dead in eyeliner as Fanny wears. So she might be watching but she is learning nothing.
 
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Is eyeliner that thin line right under the eyeball?

How can you women not freak out while applying that?
 
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Michael T
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I think staying as a guest of the family at the Isola del Garda for three summer months would give me enough time to soak up all the magnificent beauty of the architecture, the wonderfully inviting gardens and the lake's magical views...but then I'd never want to leave. Well, except for occasional visits to the impressive French countryside Chateau de Lalande, well known for its warm hospitality,, gourmet meals, elegant décor and inspired renovations. Which leads me to say "If you've only one life to live, it's just not enough!
 
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