The Chateau Diaries #236 Tattlers have seen a crotch quiz and tulip-gate, but NO renovations or accounts!

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jojonz

BigGreenMeany said:
Me too. I was very suspicious about her but she works hard and is a mother too to her daughters and Ollie.

Another woman on chateauverse I like is Tracy. She works hard and I believe off camera too. She is not precious about her looks/image.
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Let us beg to disagree on Tracy if it is the woman of inspiration,
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Thats the only reason most will visit her, do you notice no one visits he Pethericks to try and get new subscribers unless part of the club, ED, Phil and clingy Ryan.

Prehaps Stephanine only took Alexander for Winter to get the Petherick boys down to get more subscribers and when it failed she booted Alexander out.
 
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jojonz

Thats the only reason most will visit her, do you notice no one visits he Pethericks to try and get new subscribers unless part of the club, ED, Phil and clingy Ryan.

Prehaps Stephanine only took Alexander for Winter to get the Petherick boys down to get more subscribers and when it failed she booted Alexander out.
 
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lyna

re: The Tack[y] Room

All these the temporary fixes... Do it off season or shut it down and do it right ONCE? All this temp fixes COSTS money.

I guess no one thought about choosing and painting the cabinet, steam cleaning and hanging the curtains, while they were waiting for the wall paper...
Nah so much better doing it 20 minutes before or after the guests leave...
 
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graciemckitten

Stephanie and Phi phi give off creepy illicit mommy son vibes when they try to pretend they are “lovers.” Gross and totally unconvincing.
 
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jojonz

MadameChat said:
I was watching it, and having a snack and almost lost my lunch, TMI lady! she said “ I guess I had a big poop and blew cap off” eww
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yes she is definately missing a filter and to be so cheerful about it, sorry I was looking for an excuse to unsubcribe and you just gave it to me.
 
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BigGreenMeany

MadameChat said:
So odd that they would carry glasses of wine instead of bringing a bottle and packing a little picnic basket I’m sure they’ve been send dozens of cute picnic paraphernalia what a pair of twats…and pizza again
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They are all at Emaus or sold on ebay...

Isn't it wwid with Smegma-boy - with all her weird allergies yet he has no hay fever like about 89% of the rest of us. That to me is a sign about how he can pick and choose his allergies.
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Marquis de Potpourri said:
WARNING: PhiPhi photodump

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Fanny looks rough in the last picture. I guess Phiphi really gave it to her....
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I just started watching the vlog where Nutty boils the egg. And says" i have to test it, you never know with the water." I dunno what they taught her in Argentina but water qualities have fuck all to do with boiling a fucking egg. Water has a boiling point - egg needs a fix time in boiling water to be hard cooked. Am i missing something or is this an episode of fucking Twilight Zone????
 
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JackSpratt

Freesia54 said:
I think he's looking more like King Charles 1st every day.. he'll have to lift that hair out of the way soon when he goes to the loo
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Her wanting to be Marie Antoinette and him King Charles 1st, didn't end well for either of those two.
 
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Pyke

graciemckitten said:
Maybe instead of a pool, Fanny can install a swing set and sandbox for Snorts.
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Didn't quite catch what she said but I think "Lalande outdoor area", it looks scruffy / dirty enough for CHMN and ideal for Snorts.
(Can you belive this woman uploaded this video advertising her childcare facility in this state ???).
 
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Gertrude Maud

I just love that sort of 'help'.
 
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JackSpratt

This was the only other thing I found www.lalandemoreau.com in Bordeaux. There is the other Chateau Lalande but that's in the Dordonge. I just wonder if it was just the name that was decided on. I even looked for a Domaine de Lalande and nothing. It was very nice though I must admit.
 
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JackSpratt

Arfarf said:
They knew they was getting nuttin' at sup, sup, supper time....just that little ol' goldfish and a partridge in a PEAR tree with lavender and flowers.
( pie for me, please) !
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These stupid Lalande guests/worshipers (plus she mentioned one couple had been several times!) would eat pig swill. They're beyond help. Why serve pretentious miniscule dinners? Why not something simple like we had Saturday evening, a charcuterie board to share between 4, echine de porc confite, in a thyme jus with creamy herb potatoes, followed by a not too sickly brownie and caramel beurre salé ice cream.
 
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Dragomiroff

If I were Our Lady Dame Fanny Four Flues, Mother of Perpetual Chaos, I’d be terrified to be rolling in the bluebells with Phyllis the Sexual Deviant for fear of him finally smothering or suffocating me to at last get his hands on the title of Lady of LieLande. SJ is very keen to create these little Richard Curtis Notting Hill vignettes, but SJ seems incapable of reciprocating Phyllis’s “I love you”…. because even SJ knows it’s only a performance. I wonder if when she calls cut on that scene she says “Phyllis dearest, that was a bit much - try not to ham it up. Look more natural for the grannies. Now let’s go indoors and try on my new dresses.”

Anyway, I just don’t believe they’re a couple. He slept in that bed in the Bin (intentional spelling mistake) Maman’s room for the simple reasons that they live separately. Like he also sleeps in his “study” - it’s his bloody bedroom, we all know it. Why would he retain a bed when he could easily fill the space with more detritus from Emmaus? Not buying it. SJ lied to us for over a year about her relationship status with Phyllis - pretending they didn’t share beds or rooms, saying that he had another room down the corridor and yet passing up the opportunity of showing it… I think they had a relationship at one point, but now it’s all performance. Phyllis is a raging homosexual - it’s plain for us all to see. Now she’s let him in - figuratively speaking too - and he’s learned how the sausage is made she can’t well let him go with all her secrets. So she retains her gay boy like a fag gag does. All very sad keeping up appearances like they do.
 
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