My theory. Clara was in the supermarket and saw the tulips being purchased. Unaware she had been seen, she reported this on here. This finally gave the chateau the proof they needed that it was her - or him. A visit to her home from MP followed, threatening to out her here and threatening legal action for libel, saying they had taken advice and they had enough proof that Clara had not used the word "allegedly" enough. This was followed by a cease and desist letter. Clara, not enjoying the wealth and resources that the chateau does has taken fright and decided to keep silent. Looking her in the cellar is a metaphor. Snorts has boasted through his evil twin persona that she has been silenced forever because he cannot help himself. I have no insider knowledge. But time will tell.I'm behind here, so if something has happened since... my apologies! But... WHERE IS CLARA? What are the theories? What's going on!
Would be good for him to move somewhere else. Maybe Benoit would like a extra pair of hands helping until his hands heal?? If you are reading here Natty or Amoury seriously consider reaching out to Benoit as you need to get away from La landeIt's odd that cuz went to live in the Shittoo in the first place.
Was he running from something more than moving TO something?
I guess he never really realised what a piece of work SJ is.
His expectations of what he would be doing must have been blown apart by what he ended up doing.
Well...I'm 70 years old and in poor health so I'll leave detailed instructions for my daughters to come on here (as well as other sites like my farm game...LOL) to tell everyone when I pass away. I don't go on Facebook much, maybe once every couple of weeks, if that...but my daughters will go on there as well. It would be impossible for Tattle Life to be able to tell if a person has just left and not come back or if they have passed away. But it's something to think about.Something that has bothered me since I started commenting on here is the comings and goings of tattlers. Are they in real life someone from the Châteauverse? Who come on here to disrupt or try to defend certain people. Do people disappear because they feel they are not heard or feel attacked as some have mentioned. Some tattlers privately dealing with serious illness. How would we know if a tattler has (heaven forbid) passed away. There are so many that have disappeared.
Can a man who routinely forgets to zip up his jeans have the attention span to rebuild a roofless building?
Dana is older than Dan and yes she had a grown son. There was the awkward double 'date' with Stef and her son, er I mean Phi Phi, and Dana and her son when they went to a restaurant. I think both the boys had the kiddy's meal!Dana? Is that who you mean?
Isn’t she older than Dan?
I thought she had a grown son?
maybe not...
I’ve never known too much about her actually...
So carry on....
If her cover was blown and she's been cut off from Lalande, wouldn't she just come here and let us know the jig was up?My theory. Clara was in the supermarket and saw the tulips being purchased. Unaware she had been seen, she reported this on here. This finally gave the chateau the proof they needed that it was her - or him. A visit to her home from MP followed, threatening to out her here and threatening legal action for libel, saying they had taken advice and they had enough proof that Clara had not used the word "allegedly" enough. This was followed by a cease and desist letter. Clara, not enjoying the wealth and resources that the chateau does has taken fright and decided to keep silent. Looking her in the cellar is a metaphor. Snorts has boasted through his evil twin persona that she has been silenced forever because he cannot help himself. I have no insider knowledge. But time will tell.
Clara Burnside has been used as phi phi’s assumed identity, to post comments: Ky noted thcomment in February, 2023:My theory. Clara was in the supermarket and saw the tulips being purchased. Unaware she had been seen, she reported this on here. This finally gave the chateau the proof they needed that it was her - or him. A visit to her home from MP followed, threatening to out her here and threatening legal action for libel, saying they had taken advice and they had enough proof that Clara had not used the word "allegedly" enough. This was followed by a cease and desist letter. Clara, not enjoying the wealth and resources that the chateau does has taken fright and decided to keep silent. Looking her in the cellar is a metaphor. Snorts has boasted through his evil twin persona that she has been silenced forever because he cannot help himself. I have no insider knowledge. But time will tell.
He does look good here
I really think she’s spent the lion share of the Patreon dosh. Between all the purchases, Squirrel feed and travel along with spreading it around for salaries I think she’s blown through about €1.5 million. Coincidentally that’s about the minimum I also think it would take to replace the lake and address the falling farmhouse’s structural issues. I can’t see an engineer or architect willing to stake their reputation on any work if the lake isn’t repaired and refilled first. Without that the heap really will become a heap as the structure has now been undermined with subsidence. This doesn’t account for all the finish work required to get the interiors back up to standard. That’s probably close to €750,000-1.25 million. Yes she gets AdSense revenue, but like falling patron numbers she’s reduced that revenue stream by producing less vlogs. Fanny has probably always been profligate whenever she could access cash. Prior to her windfall Isabelle held the pursestrings, tightly at that! She had to rely on her male coterie to fund any shortfalls. Now that she’s flush all of her worst instincts have come into play, and she’s got plenty of those.In yesterday‘s video, Fanny continues the smoke and mirrors storyline about Amaury and the grand salon when she states that Amauy’s workshop was being moved because ”he would need more room to work on the grand salon panelings, etc. “ She is trying to keep the grand salon fantasy alive so viewers will believe that she is actually going to fix the structural issues. Nothing can be done in grand salon until major structural work is performed by experts on the walls, floors, etc.in that area, which will be expensive and take months and months to do, and cheap F4F will never spend money on something essential and practical. She will use the excuse that the B and B has started so they cannot address the structural issues. The serious structural damage is not limited to that area. She has essentially had close to 4 months off to focus and get the structural surveys completed and start structural repair. It will never happen.
Fanny has known about the serious structural issues for years. If she had revealed the info soon after she started the cash grab, she might not have received so much Patreon funding and youtube following for restoring her 50% ownership in a structurally unsound farmhouse where she spends less tha 50% of her time to avoid French taxes.
There are many other chateau channels where people actually do the work and the chateau is actually their home, Fanny just planned ia quick cash grab to pretty up the Dump, get some attention, travel, and try to use the attention to get an opportunity on a television show or to hopefully become a travel correspondent. Because of the pandemic, more attention was focused on her, and she unexpectedly starting bringing in loads of cash, so the deception continues on and on, with mountains of lies and smoke and mirror tactics multiplying to keep the money, gifts, and freebies flowing in for as long as possible.
Amaury will never install the paneling into the grand salon because the area will never be structurally sound. He knows it and is visibly frustrated to have to go along with Cuz Fanny’s ongoing deceptions on camera.
Fanny and her co owners do not care and will never invest money to restore the Dump, starting with restoring and securing the infrastructure of the buildings, upgrading the electrical system, repairing the roof, the terrace steps, the bulging walls of the building, etc. That is why Fanny only decorates, buys crap, grifts crap, and focuses on installing gites in the outer buildings of the Dump, and spends money on useless gardens, playing on the diggers, and focusing on the forest and drained pond. She changed the Patreon so she would not be accountable to patrons for her spending. She has likely diverted funds for traveling, parties, etc. That is why she has been frantically trying to change the focus her channels to an ongoing soap opera, day in the life type of content, to take the focus off what she originally pledged to do.
If Fanny had to actually use the Patreon funds just for Dump restoration, it would not look pretty, She would not have new fountains, pergolas, tens of thousands of dollars in new appliances, new bathrooms and showers in the Dump, new gites on the way, Potts spartment would not have been upgraded, painted, she would not have been able to purchase tens of thousands of dollars in wallpaper, new landscaping around the fountain, tons of antique chandeliers, thousands of dollars of expensive wine and alcohol, expensive vacations, etc, and plans for a pool for Potts. (I still think Fanny purchased chandeliers, etc. for Mummy’s apartment with grifted funds, Mummy has to benefit from the grift. ) She would not have the extra funds to pay for a staff of 10 to cook, clean, provide content, garden, be her hand maiden and personal consort, etc.
This has never been about restoring and sa ing the farmhouse for future generations or the local community, They are all looking for short term ways to make money for Dump taxes now and in the future, provide an income stream for the next decade through constructing gites to cover Dump expenses until the Dump collapses or burns down, decorate the apartments/rooms and install new showers and plumbing in the crumbling farmhouse, and prolong the time they have to party and play in the Dump until portions of it literally fall down, or a fire consumes the Dump, thus relieving them of the ongoing Dump expenses. They will then sell the ruins and 60 acre Dump property and put their French farmhouse fantasy days behind them. The co owners have carried Fanny‘s share of expenses and have given her money for years. I think they want to get some of their money back and be relieved of Dump expenses in the future.
With the help of her co owners ( to include perpetually silent Baghead), Fanny is trying to wring every penny out of the dump at this time. The owners are making a lot of money off the harvesting of the wood on the property, but they will not share this information with the viewers. They do not share with viewers that Nick is not being paid with patreon funds. Instead, Nick has been paid with money they are making off harvesting the trees. Although many dead trees need to be removed, they are harvesting many 20+ year old trees from the forest to get the cash out of the forest in case they abandon or sell the Dump in the next few years. They do not want to leave any money behind in unharvested wood.
Potts now wants to be on hand up to 50% of the year to enjoy the large staff, expensive wines, vacations, YouTube and Patreon exposure, upgrades to the structurally unsound Dump, and protect the cash flow and the cash cow, Fanny, etc. After all, that was the dream life he and Fanny have wanted for the past 20 years. He wants to enjoy it
Fanny cried and made her Christmas videos about the latest catastrophe, that the Dump was falling down, in order to grift more money. Yet, now she ignores her claims, and with the consent of the other owners, continues to use the unsafe bedrooms to house people. I have a suspicion that the unsafe structural issues, if the truth was revealed, would actually preclude people from safely staying in any of the bedrooms in the central areas of the main Dump building. It is all about the $$$$$.
If people knew that wealthy Fanny would need a couple million dollars to structurally restore her part time vacation home/party pad Dump, they would move on to other chateau channels.
Dana is older than Dan and yes she had a grown son. There was the awkward double 'date' with Stef and her son, er I mean Phi Phi, and Dana and her son when they went to a restaurant. I think both the boys had the kiddy's meal!
"Absolution and Atonement" - sounds like a former monk to me.Clara Burnside has been used as phi phi’s assumed identity, to post comments: Ky noted thcomment in February, 2023:
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Feb 13, 2023
Interesting comment from the latest Cadeaux vlog…I looked up ”mesonges” and it means “lying” in English. Clara Burnside? Interesting name!
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One angry face reaction, no guesses needed for who gave thatMore Teabag interaction on 'BTCDs" vlog earlier
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Pinned by Behind the Chateau Doors
Doing It Ourselves
10 hours ago
I pissed myself laughing at the end. You’re actually a good story teller
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Behind the Chateau Doors
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Mum has moved on after her separation or divorce from Marie’s father. Mum remarried several years ago, and has a new husband and children with him. I think she doesn't have the time or patience to deal with Marie anymore. Mum is busy with her new family.Maybe her Mum's sick and tired of her moping around... Get her back out in the world and off her doorstep
Is HarrI Hanni?One angry face reaction, no guesses needed for who gave that
The perfect picture for my next round of “Guess the LaLande Crotch!”Oh, Dan! Forever the temptress.
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You should write crime novels!!My theory. Clara was in the supermarket and saw the tulips being purchased. Unaware she had been seen, she reported this on here. This finally gave the chateau the proof they needed that it was her - or him. A visit to her home from MP followed, threatening to out her here and threatening legal action for libel, saying they had taken advice and they had enough proof that Clara had not used the word "allegedly" enough. This was followed by a cease and desist letter. Clara, not enjoying the wealth and resources that the chateau does has taken fright and decided to keep silent. Looking her in the cellar is a metaphor. Snorts has boasted through his evil twin persona that she has been silenced forever because he cannot help himself. I have no insider knowledge. But time will tell.
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