The Chateau Diaries #231 Liar land the land of Liars

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RubyT

Oh most deff ! I have an old house and log burner and if no bearing on have to have log burner on from the afternoon to heat the room up
 
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Lady Avonlea

Fanny is planting her own questions. Chloe Hutton is a long time alias and can't believe that ReBecca Shotton is real either. (who spells ReBecca???)

ReBecca Shotton
8h
Just curious, Stephanie do you pay for all the food for the entire house?

Stephanie Jarvis
3h
Yes, I do, I think it’s only right, as everyone is there to help on the chateau in one way or another, and at Easter I love to host my friends. In the past, before I had a ‘proper job’ with YouTube, my friends would all contribute at Easter, they’ve always been so supportive, but I stopped that as soon as the vlogs started doing well. Nothing makes me happier than having everyone here

Chloe Hutton
21min
I think running a Chambre d'hote is most definitely a "proper job"
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Another garden visit in the next vlog - we all have that on our BINGO card!

Christine Wilkinson
9h
Was wondering how the pear trees and all the fruit trees planted in the kitchen garden last year are doing? Are they blooming yet?

Pauline Sugarman
7h
Me too!

Stephanie Jarvis
Yes, the pear trees are in bloom! I’ll try to film them in the next video
 
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RubyT

Do these peacocks interbreed ? Excuse my ignorance but it there was Thor and Cif as a couple who then had the females that are now there Will Thor breed with his daughters this year. ?
 
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Gertrude Maud

RubyT said:
Seems strange that someone commented would be nice to see Fanny converse with her Patreons every now and then as even Ollie chats with his Patreons then whammy there she is up at the crack of sparrow fart having lovely little chats yeh right
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She is nothing if not predictable.

Lochness Monster said:
Is that Nattys own laundry. No doubt Fanny charges to use the drier!?
Squirrel needs a slap.
i have a feeling Maria may be the one to do it.
He is getting far too big for his boots.
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Stephanie has probably got a coin meter connected to the washer and dryer.

brassy said:
Patreons deserve nothing! They are the problem. I repeat, paying a millionaire to renovate ….. a castle! and begging for updates weekly!! Madness right there!!!
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Quite right!
Those patrons.
How dare they expect something for their money!
The bloody cheek.
 
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Cleo's Asp

Re Fanny saying that YouTube is her "job:

Real work, for which people receive pay, has to be carried out with professionalism and efficiency. It needs to be carefully planned, structured, and taken seriously. Workers are responsible for what they produce and are responsible to their employers who pay them. Fanny demonstrates, time and time again, that she is unaware of these requirements. If YT is her job for which she receives a very high salary each month, she is showing no respect for, or gratitude to her employers/patrons. She produces unplanned, shoddy vlogs with very little content. She is frequently unpunctual in getting them out and there is virtually no worthwhile content. Everything is left till the very last minute and she uses everyone else around to provide the content for her. She has absolutely no comprehension of what a real job involves. The only previous "job" she has ever had was working for Gerry's taxi service. I can only imagine how inefficient she must have been and Gerry, like the majority of her brainless patrons, let the pathetic little princess get away with it. She wouldn't last five minutes in any other paid employment, and this is an alleged Oxford graduate! Snorty is exactly the same. They both expect others to pay for their pointless existence while hardly lifting a finger themselves. It beggars belief that Fanny is being paid so much for virtually nothing at all, and she doesn't even use the money responsibly.
 
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KyBourbon

I wonder if Michael Petherick is invited to the 50 person Easter Eggstravaganza? Teabag is so infatuated with Beatrix Potter and Peter Rabbit ….he should be the guest of honor! He was at the farmhouse before Christmas…but that was over 4 months ago. Looks like Michael’s invitations have become few and far between.


 
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Rory

Another random comment - re Selmar. I was never into Selmar at all. I actually made a comment eons ago before he left that Fanny needed to have an honest conversation with him and tell him to move on. And when he came on here with all his sexual escapade talk I really do think he was being told stuff to shock him into leaving (to an extent). I mean it was clear to an observer he was being sidelined, he took his evening meal into the camper, etc
What I do sympathise with Selmar about is he was regularly in the videos and part of the guest experience. And he wasn’t paid for this, whilst Fanny clawed in the money. So I do have sympathy with Selmar finally realising he deserved payment for his video appearances. This is why Fanny and her mother encouraged Dan, Selmar, Marie and even Thomas to make their own videos. We won’t pay you but start your own to make your own money. So Fanny is in a dilemma- she needs other people in the vlogs to make them interesting, but she limits the people paid through her various income sources.
 
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Luna20

TorontoGWM said:
she considers YouTube to be a proper job??????? What a joke.
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ahum, it is a proper job in 2023. But you know SJ, never worked a day in a white or blue collar job. She'll never know the stress corporate people experience nor will she ever know how hard blue collar people work in though conditions for their job.

She thinks stuffing her pink phone in someone face who is working a blue collar job in her heap is working.... FUCK YOU SJ! Even your Advent calendar isn't a day's work! It certainly wouldn't justify your months long vacations in London, The Netherlands, Paris, Vienna, Dubai or postponing your sunday and Tuesday flogs. Didn't forget about your Tuesday flog either!

Also since you have been working on your admin for 2 months now...WHERE ARE THE ACCOUNTS STEPHANIE JARVIS.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Fanny’s circling the wagons to protect the grift. Grant’s family looks a bit shellshocked. The Douche Lord might want to watch his back. Anne Marie has a temper and when that little neanderthal loses his shit it won’t be pretty.

https://giphy.com/eJROz5cVXC2VjV1hCW
 
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Elviemary

Luna20 said:
I'm with you on this! I rather have anyone else getting SJ's Patreon monies, than SJ. She and her crew are simply not able to manage vast amount of monies/projects.
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And you think Dan can??
 
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KyBourbon

I definitely think Stephanie works…just on all the wrong things. She likes to appear busy, but her priorities are a mess. I think she mostly does “busy work,” nothing of any real substance. It takes a lot of time and effort to plan trips to Dubai, Egypt, London, South Africa, Venice, New York…or maybe PhiPhi does that for her?
 
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C'est moi

Thank you @Lady Avonlea for your synopsis of the patreon offering. Your financial outlay is much appreciated. You are a trooper

Why on earth did fanny go to Châteauroux, nearly an hour from lie land, to get bread. And, more importantly, at what hour did she get up? Is she suffering from insomnia? Is she avoiding bedtime activities with snorts? Was she confused? Or, was that the lunchtime queue at the boulangerie?

If this is the Easter timetable looks like Stuart will be there. Shame, thought she was moving on! And wtf is "finger"? Is that something to do with snorts???

Can't for the life of me imagine why Grant has gone back! And dragged his wife and kids along!! Are they planning to spend some time in their own French property (if they still have it?) and stopping at lie land for Easter is a courtesy call. Wifey has stayed before... did she enjoy the eyes wide shut parties and is hoping for an encore. Can't imagine Grant and snorts will hit it off. I can see Grant and armoire getting on. That's if armoire doesn't feel too threatened Napoleon Bonaparte syndrome).

So many questions...
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Le Baiseur said:
Is her favorite grocery store the same one that has her poo poo pants portrait hanging?
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@Le Baiseur I think you have just answered my question as to why she went to Châtearoux to shop and not more locally. Hopefully she has become the local laughing stock and leper.
 
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C'est moi

2nd to last picture... is this the wine that grunt bought as he well understands by now you only ever get shite at the shit'o. And a magnum of something fizzy with the wrong type of cork pushed into it. Hope it's empty as it could still go off and take someone's eye out. Hopefully fanny's.
 
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stella65

I can’t believe she admitted it is her first ‘real job’ (she did say this years ago and it got an eye roll them). For someone in their 40’s that’s truly embarrassing.
 
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C'est moi

NotAChatelaine said:
Thank you @Lady Avonlea for your synopsis of this week’s enthralling Patreon video.

Was there a spoiler for tonight’s video, with the inclusion of Hello Fresh on the list of cooking and clearing up duties?

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Oh, and I missed that Tanner was on the schedule. Isn't that Jared's husband? I wonder If Tanner asked to be put to work with Jared to keep an eye on him!

Missed Hello Fresh too. Well done @NotAChatelaine eagle eyes.
 
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C'est moi

Uh huh. Still hearing snorts voice in these replies! Still no heating! Not till May!! Hot water though. What about the showers? Are they working? Yet.
 
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JackSpratt

The Loathsome LaLanders, visit at your own peril. The really all are a piece of work,you couldn't pay me to visit that heap.
 
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