The Chateau Diaries #231 Liar land the land of Liars

[Lady Avonlea]

Which stupid pair if shoes / slippers will Fanny be wearing to run around the CHMN in search of eggs ?

Fanny could ask Snorty to return her boots.

 

[Beachgirl]

Not been on here for a couple of days so was expecting to be so far behind but only 13 pages to catch up on. Seems nothing scandalous has come to light this week then.
My son who moved out on 1st January is moving back home today and is bring a lot more than when he left.
I’m waiting for his next load to turn up.
This is a typical English sized single garage. Most people can’t get there cars in these days as they are too wide.

 

[TorontoGWM]

I imagine the nice couple from the chateau where Selmar was staying, woke up to the fact that he had very little to offer them. He was willing to help to some extent but it was obvious that the old man was doing most of the real work and all the heavy work. Selmar just watched a lot of it and did a few simple jobs. I think they wanted Selmar and Tatyana to look after the chateau during their periods back in Canada but I guess they realised that neither of them was really capable of taking care of the property. They may also have seen Selmar's ranting vlog and, while being sympathetic about the way Fanny & co treated them, they would realise that Selmar is neither discreet nor very capable. Now, he's back making the mind-numbingly boring vlogs and hoping strangers will fund his wandering life. Someone should also tell him that, if he displays a text on a screen, he does not need to read it out loud, thereby demonstrating that he does not understand it. I wonder if his mother is still alive; I think he would be better off going back home.

Selma’s best bet would be to return to making porn or starting an OF page.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Not been on here for a couple of days so was expecting to be so far behind but only 13 pages to catch up on. Seems nothing scandalous has come to light this week then.
My son who moved out on 1st January is moving back home today and is bring a lot more than when he left.
I’m waiting for his next load to turn up.
This is a typical English sized single garage. Most people can’t get there cars in these days as they are too wide.

Oh you poor dear! What happened? Are you going to have to cancel your downsizing?

 

[Imperious Me]

(A): Selmar has been included this year for Easter festivities at the chateau...
(B): Selmar has outlived his usefulness and will not be included in any Easter festivities, this year or ever...

 

[M&MsMom]

In the YouTube closed captions, it interpreted her pronunciation of Grant as Grunt LOL.

Thank you for this! I've been wondering forever about why people here sometimes call him "Grunt". Now I know!
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Well tattlers we can predict the forthcoming flogs from Old Fanny. Easter she sits on her arse while others cook and she finds all the Easter Eggs. Then we will have the rushing flogs where she is having to get the rooms ready last minute. She has best hurry up with the wallpaper for the bathroom if the still haven't ordered it but maybe a rouse with Little Greene to show how quick and efficient their service is in return fir free wallpaper. I have used lots of their paint on my renovation and I will be really put off if they are supporting Fanny.

Poor Jared is probably up to his eyeballs with painting jobs and decorating for Easter. Everything will be "gray" - I don't know if anyone's noticed, but that's his thing, all grayed down and vintage-looking.

I think she said at the end of her last vlog that the next vlog would be on Sunday, so we could all be a part of the Easter festivities.
Sure, Steph. You just want the excuse to look all big and important to your guests so you can tell everyone you have to edit. And then, at the end of the blog, she'll tell her viewers "I've been so busy editing, I'm going to shut filming off and just enjoy the festivities!"
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Which stupid pair if shoes / slippers will Fanny be wearing to run around the CHMN in search of eggs ?

I really, really want her to be wearing these:

 

[Beachgirl]

Oh you poor dear! What happened? Are you going to have to cancel your downsizing?

No I’m not as I need to sell my house to buy another and put towards a pension. I am now 60 which means the pension is becoming important.

 

[vitanova]

Woke up sick day few days before - stays in bed - unable to move - everyone else does the prep - Fanny is moddlycoddled again with the famous chicken soup and is told she works too hard.

day before - she runs around like mad women putting finishing touches on the dump - No i don't mean sorting that cracking wall and collapsing floor - l meant the chocolate treat and maybe a perfume or 2- ( nothing says classy like putting lipstick on a pig) .

Easter morning - food delivery from goat man- last minute rush to buy bread and potty hides all the chocolate and send fanny the clues. Maria is busy in the kitchen, FRK has made flowers for the whole chateau, cuz is doing last minute repairs and snorts is making a easter table. Kirsty brings lambs again and pavlina is making the garden nice/ helping kitchen stuff/ odd jobs. If Jared is back he will no doubt make something arty for the easter celebrations and will be set to do decorating jobs.

Fanny runs around the garden- obviously find the grand prize in a stupid onesie or inappropriate shoes, then everyone sits at the easter table - pretends not to throw up at fanny's eater pie and politey munches the other food ( hope they bring some snacks and a puke bag) and then photos and end of day. Those staying retreat to the grand salon and drink and have left over dinner and bed
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Do you reckon we will have a Sunday vlog tomorrow? Its now April- albiet it is easter so fanny will be sat in her room stuffing chocolate with snorts

my uncle's ex was like this. whenever there was some project she was expected to cooperate, she somehow managed to sign herself into psychiatric hospital. couple of years ago my grandmother celebrated 90 years, and family planned big celebration for her .... guess what? bi*ch "disapeared" for a whole year. my mother was left alone to take care for everything.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

No I’m not as I need to sell my house to buy another and put towards a pension. I am now 60 which means the pension is becoming important.

My dad gave me a choice upon finishing my schooling. I could get a job and my own place or I could get a job, stay with my folks and pay rent. I chose the former and couldn’t wait to shake the dust of that backwater from my boots. Tough love can be hard but it is so often necessary. You’ve done your childrearing. The rest of your time is for you. He’s just going to have to understand that!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Woke up sick day few days before - stays in bed - unable to move - everyone else does the prep - Fanny is moddlycoddled again with the famous chicken soup and is told she works too hard.

day before - she runs around like mad women putting finishing touches on the dump - No i don't mean sorting that cracking wall and collapsing floor - l meant the chocolate treat and maybe a perfume or 2- ( nothing says classy like putting lipstick on a pig) .

Easter morning - food delivery from goat man- last minute rush to buy bread and potty hides all the chocolate and send fanny the clues. Maria is busy in the kitchen, FRK has made flowers for the whole chateau, cuz is doing last minute repairs and snorts is making a easter table. Kirsty brings lambs again and pavlina is making the garden nice/ helping kitchen stuff/ odd jobs. If Jared is back he will no doubt make something arty for the easter celebrations and will be set to do decorating jobs.

Fanny runs around the garden- obviously find the grand prize in a stupid onesie or inappropriate shoes, then everyone sits at the easter table - pretends not to throw up at fanny's eater pie and politey munches the other food ( hope they bring some snacks and a puke bag) and then photos and end of day. Those staying retreat to the grand salon and drink and have left over dinner and bed
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Do you reckon we will have a Sunday vlog tomorrow? Its now April- albiet it is easter so fanny will be sat in her room stuffing chocolate with snorts

The Ghost of Easter's Past....

 

[Beachgirl]

Quelle horreur!
Navy & black both dark colours.
Mix black with contrasting colours. Grey/brown/navy won't make your outfit look well thought through. They are safe choices

Black suit, try red/blue/yellow/purple/nude/green or flower print shoesand burn the brown! Make it pop mama!


The only colour never to wear is beige. No one looked good in sad beige clothing, or sad beige homes with sad beige people

I had a beige raincoat . One day not long after I’d been told that I was going through the menopause I stopped off in a garden centre to have a coffee as it was a long drive. Imagine my horror when I walked in and saw white haired old ladies all wearing beige raincoats. That thing was soon dispatched to a charity shop.

 

[vitanova]

Why is her mother becoming involved in anything La Lande? Is she hoping for an association of sorts with the Chatalain? Seeing first hand the result of her daughters association with the mottley crew, why would she want anything to do with them? What is wrong with these mothers who have total disregard for the childrens well being?

let's just hope marie doesn't have enough money for traveling to france just yet.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Thank you for this! I've been wondering forever about why people here sometimes call him "Grunt". Now I know!
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Poor Jared is probably up to his eyeballs with painting jobs and decorating for Easter. Everything will be "gray" - I don't know if anyone's noticed, but that's his thing, all grayed down and vintage-looking.

I think she said at the end of her last vlog that the next vlog would be on Sunday, so we could all be a part of the Easter festivities.
Sure, Steph. You just want the excuse to look all big and important to your guests so you can tell everyone you have to edit. And then, at the end of the blog, she'll tell her viewers "I've been so busy editing, I'm going to shut filming off and just enjoy the festivities!"
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I really, really want her to be wearing these:

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Fanny did the same thing last Easter. Fanny's too busy hiding up in her bedroom editing & publishing a Sunday vlog to do any work in the kitchen - it's her standard MO.

 

[Luna20]

@Luna20 ?

A boerenkinkel
Nostrils is very boers, because he is a boerenkinkel.
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I don't know BUT he can 'flikker op' (Means 'go away' in English but not so polite ) In fact maybe we should start calling him 'Flikker Flip' ?

Eeew no not flikker op! Because flikker is also used as a derogatory term for gay men. Flikker flip is however on point 🫢

Oprotten, rot op (rot away) is better means also go away
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OMG! Johnny Depp is going to play Louis XV!
Period film with Johnny

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Here you are Snorts they're on sale you could feed your Catty old scrag end bird a saucer of cream https://www.burleigh.co.uk/products...iti42VY3SIBqRWhFx2rtQblGDAnTD_lNGMIBaFeVAWoY4

 

[Lochness Monster]

Which episode was Snorts showing his ideas for the lamps for the back hall, as they seem to be still on the kitchen chaise when Grant is there?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Which episode was Snorts showing his ideas for the lamps for the back hall, as they seem to be still on the kitchen chaise when Grant is there?

There is an endless stream of crap and detritus all over the God damn house. Who can start cooking anything in that kitchen, no work space and it is always so cluttered

 

[Tea with lemon]

 

[Pippin speaks out]

PhiPhi definitely been dripping the poison in SJ's ear. he was 'teasing' Maria verbally. But his manners with the glassware on top of the cabinet and tureen lined up, knowing Maria would hate it. That there is passive aggressive. He even has to piss in the kitchen so Maria knows who is the ''boss''.
This is very very interesting!

ok, I have to admit, I like the court light perfect setting for a great summer night party

PhiPhi. Wormtongue.

 

[Maria Antonia Hb]

Easter bunny might be indisposed
Happy holidays everyone