The Chateau Diaries #231 Liar land the land of Liars

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'How common is being allergic to chicken?
Allergic reactions to chicken meat are very rare . The prevalence of chicken meat allergy in food allergic patients is 0.6%–5% .'

Philip is one of those 'special' people. :rolleyes:
The 'special' people who get to be put in a straight jacket and taken away to be locked in a padded cell...
 
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Where's Potty?? He wasn't in Melbourne, next race is end of month. Surely as co-owner he could lift a finger for the same old same old Easter.
 
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The whole point of ordering out is because you don’t have time or energy to cook and clean up so why for god sake, would you not use paper plates and paper napkins? What is wrong with these people?
 
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Imagine having guests arriving from the other side of the world, being asleep when they arrive. Not having a welcoming fire ready, not being there to show them to their room, letting them buy the wine and then serving them cold takeaway pizza. Fanny is to hosting what Myra Hindley was to child care.
 
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Oh my word just went to the wiki and went to Camilla and Ollies, patron video and all kinds of porn pops up on my screen
 
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No straight man would ever set a table for pizza, let alone like this. 😂

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Isn’t it hilarious he is wearing a coat and a scarf wrapped around his neck In the dining room. What happened to the “ boiling hot” dining room? Too cheap or too lazy to start the fire earlier in the day? Or was Amoire too busy with the dishwashers to start the fire in the dining room? Snorts rarely lifts anything heavier than a porcelain plate or flute of champagne.
 
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Isn’t it hilarious he is wearing a coat and a scarf wrapped around his neck In the dining room. What happened to the “ boiling hot” dining room? Too cheap or too lazy to start the fire earlier in the day? Or was Amoire too busy with the dishwashers to start the fire in the dining room? Snorts rarely lifts anything heavier than a porcelain plate or flute of champagne.
or the odd shirt, Marie, Natty, MP............
 
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Do you think Maria will make it thru the entire B and B season? She seemed fed up within minutes of walking into the kitchen.

Did you notice Fanny’s comment about Marie coming to France?

Why did the Shittelaine mock Armoire for liking the fairie lights?
 
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Do you think Maria will make it thru the entire B and B season? She seemed fed up within minutes of walking into the kitchen.

Did you notice Fanny’s comment about Marie coming to France?
FRK is showing herself to be a very silly girl, she has found good job, an apartment, people who have trusted her with their wedding business, and social media and she is telling all and sundry she is heading back to France, with no plan. no job, no direction silly silly girl. That florists should fire her arse. You can get away with being a feckless, rudderless fool in your teens and twenties but by your thirties it is not quirky, bohemian, adventurous it is just very sad and shows a lack of discipline and drive.
 
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Can someone explain how wearing a beanie hat helps the sinuses?
The Beanie works to protect the large cavities (up to 200 meters wide) in the top of your head from becoming cold. Even though they are located deep inside your head or under your face, your hair, skin, skull, and circulating blood is not enough to keep these cavernous open areas warm. By placing a beanie on your head, you can insure they will stay nice and warm. For severe cold conditions, a hot water bottle may be added to the beanie for extra comfort.

You may say “I have never heard of a 200 m wide cavern in my head before what are you talking about?” That is where your dreams are kept you dummy. And they have to be warm so they can grow.
 
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The whole point of ordering out is because you don’t have time or energy to cook and clean up so why for god sake, would you not use paper plates and paper napkins? What is wrong with these people?
That, mrsp67, is the $35,000 a month question.
 
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Imagine having guests arriving from the other side of the world, being asleep when they arrive. Not having a welcoming fire ready, not being there to show them to their room, letting them buy the wine and then serving them cold takeaway pizza. Fanny is to hosting what Myra Hindley was to child care.
She’s a repeat offender, remember the couple that flew in from Australia and had to cook a meal for 20, in a strange kitchen for people with dietary restrictions
 
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She’s a repeat offender, remember the couple that flew in from Australia and had to cook a meal for 20, in a strange kitchen for people with dietary restrictions
she is so ill mannered and videos it all to see. Absolutely the most pig ignorant woman. I think her hosting is one of the things that annoys me the most, she constantly invites people and acts as if she is doing them a favour and they should wait on her hand and foot and pay for everything she really is the giddy limit. I wouldn't go there if you paid me, she is so bloody rude
 
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Pros:
-Stephanie has listened to us and no longer starts her videos filming herself in bed
-Stephanie was sick with the Covid
-New dishwashers
-Maria
-Grant’s wife & kids
-Probably something else

Cons:
-I love a cozy fur lined robe, but Stephanie’s robe just looks nasty. If I were at Lalande, I would either steal it or pee on it a little
-So sick, but wonderful after a quick nap…
-Stephanie’s Philip’s foot applied eyeliner obviously different & filmed over a few days trying to be one day
-No working dishwasher, but go nuts on the tablescape for pizza
-The disgusting area cuisine or whatever they call it. Just rip everything out & replace it all. How much could it possibly be? Doesn’t matter ‘cause Stephanie is rich. How much content & positivity would Steph get out of it? Dumb witch
-With Grant’s family there too, makes it a little harder for Steph & Grant to sneak away to “secretly” F. Maybe this also goes into the Pro section?
-Why are there left over crumbs sitting around from the night before? Why are those crumbs dumped right outside the kitchen? Why does Stephanie think this is a good idea?
-50 year old woman saying wee repeatedly
-FRK coming back to Lalande soon. Marie, please stay away, you’ll just end up hurt again
 
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She’s a repeat offender, remember the couple that flew in from Australia and had to cook a meal for 20, in a strange kitchen for people with dietary restrictions
The couple was from Auckland, New Zealand - they own a French antiques store. They were late arriving too. Poor things were launched straight into cooking by Nutty the Bully. I think they made a vegetarian curry.
 
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I hate those trees in the courtyard , especially the frames and now they have lite them up !
No taste.

Why would Anyone purchase wallpaper and paint for a dump that is going to fall down??? Oh, it looks like she is renovating so bringing in the $$$ .
Can't people see that and give their money to a proper charity!!!
That Australian family that travelled all the way to stay in that dump---- they are Nuts !
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Bun Boy is looking very old and tired.
In fact, he looks More ill than Fanny.
I would be worried if I was him.
 
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The sink top shown crumbling away - wasn’t that installed by Dan?
 
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