The Chateau Diaries #211 There's hoarding, then there's Stephanie Jarvis, who just loves filth!

[lolander]

Fanny at our place for a party?? oh my...my guests would ask themselves behind my back...if i had shares in a whorehouse in Antwerp...

My thoughts exactly.
I would never invite her either. The other guests would ask who brought that Las Vegas escort as an avec She's no Pretty Woman.

 

[graciemckitten]

Does Potts really like the pink sofa? I think he doesn’t look thrilled with the piece but will not tell Fanny his real opinion.Press the play button and check it out.What do you think?

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Sorry, don't mean to be picky but... can we actually class that as "real" velvet! Looks a tad faux velvet to me. Perhaps a little nylon or polyester content. As previously mentioned, it's proximity to the fire may cause melt.

It could be a velveteen or chenille imitation of velvet but that designation is about the weaving method not the fibre content. I completely expect that fabric to be an incredibly cheap synthetic. She would never spring for mohair and couldn’t tell the difference without being shown the price tag. It’s probably flame resistant but only to a point. It would definitely melt if it got even close to that burner. Might even be another candidate for the fuse to burn down la shitt-oo!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Sorry, don't mean to be picky but... can we actually class that as "real" velvet! Looks a tad faux velvet to me. Perhaps a little nylon or polyester content. As previously mentioned, it's proximity to the fire may cause melt.

well at least Kim Raad can have a snug evening there..in front of the fire on that flithy pink sofa...at least she doesnt have to sit on the billiardtable they put inthere...also very convenient...a stained sofa...you can spill whatever you want on it..nobody will ever notice it.. lets hope she doesnt fall asleep and the sofa is stick to her ass..

 

[lyna]

Fanny at our place for a party?? oh my...my guests would ask themselves behind my back...if i had shares in a whorehouse in Antwerp...

Do you?

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Do you?

no...we only have studentrooms we rent out in Antwerp... although i have to say....a very good friend of mine, who at the time lived in Antwerp... took me to some sort of underground gay / dragparty where the most woman there were ladies of the night.....one of the best parties i have ever been...never drank so much champagne...but they have never been to the house...one has to draw a line at some point...

 

[Karma baby!]

This is the very expensive hotel opened by Versailles on the actual palace grounds a couple of years ago. They changed historic buildings not far from the iconic Hall of Mirrors into luxury accommodation complete with a gourmet restaurant and an indoor pool.

I know the little orphan princess is dying to spend a few days at this hotel ( if she has not already done so) and play pretty pretty princess on the grounds of Versailles. I think she will then video the stay for her travel grift channel. It offers a Versailles experience and luxury services.

Take a look at their website below.

Versailles Hotel | 5* hotel | Airelles Château de Versailles

Stay in a 5* hotel in the heart of the Château de Versailles, discover unique and timeless experiences: exclusive tours, Alain Ducasse restaurant, Valmont Spa.

airelles.com

A one night stay in their least expensive room is a couple thousand dollars per night.

https://reservations.airelles.com/?...&hotel=39056&level=hotel&locale=en-US&rooms=1

I don’t think they have a bamboo or toile themed room like the Dump.And I am pretty sure they have heating and hot water.

Ok, If she really stayed there, I feel like I bear some responsibility for this...

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Ok, If she really stayed there, I feel like I bear some responsibility for this...

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Careful now, you’ll get the big head and we can’t have that now can we?!?

 

[Karma baby!]

Careful now, you’ll get the big head and we can’t have that now can we?!?

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Just add some scraggly hair and we’ll have Prince Pubes!

 

[lolander]

Isn’t elegant Nicholas’ name Fairford??? That says Fairfax.

His real name is Nicholas Burden.

 

[Lochness Monster]

Isn’t elegant Nicholas’ name Fairford??? That says Fairfax.

Fairford is his fairy make believe name for YouTube.

 

[Iolair]

phi phi editing the patron vlog. What is that a bowl on the screen?

I reckon he was selling something on Ebay. We've often wondered where he gets his money from, so consider... I think he's buying cheap porcelain and listing it at vastly inflated prices on Ebay for auction or sale, with listings on other auction sites as well. He'd find some useless piece of antique or vintage pottery/ceramic/porcelain/silverware/lace/linen etc at Emmaus, and then justifies the exorbitant price by saying it's from Chateau de la Lande in France. It's a scheme Fanny would be in on. He hunts out likely bits of pottery etc and she, as chatelaine, provides the provenance by writing a letter on chateau letterhead for the item in 'proof' that it comes from Lielande. Is it still from lieLande, even if it's only been there for 5 seconds? She'll even pose for a photo holding the item - link to her website and YouTube and there's all the bona-fides a buyer wants! The buyer usually pays for postage, so no problem there, and if they offer free postage, those costs could easily be hidden in the long lost accounts. None of it is actually truly illegal, unless it's said the item is 'original to the chateau' and they don't ever mention the 2nd hand charity aspect of Emmaus. But who would know otherwise? A scam such as this wouldn't make vasts of money, but enough for some profit (which they naturally split) with enough left over for buying more junk. What do we think?

 

[Lochness Monster]

I have a feeling that sofa was late night internet impulse made after several glasses of champagne or drinks. They don’t ever take into consideration the measurements of furniture they are purchasing. F4F has admitted and shown on video several purchases that are too large for the areas she wanted to place the furniture.

It looks like an uncomfortable sofa, and the velvet fabric is so visibly worn out and they are not planning on recovering it. Instead the gruesome twosome were talking about how the pink color was paaaarfect. I guess it fits into the tasteless maker’s screwy, scattered, bordello in a crumbling castle/chateau/farmhouse theme.

And Phi phi who is all about details...not so..says the Chesterfield pink matches..

The sash on the woman's dress on the fake family portrait over the fire. I noticed the greeny blue paint is bubbling and falling off that damp chimney breast. I honestly think Fanny has given up. Shes verging on hysterical. Phi phi is trashing any glint of style she had. He likes her to look 75..she does.

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

I wonder if Fanny is having an oh tit moment right now over Tattle figuring out she was in Paris for fashion Week and likely stayed at Versailles? And she worked so hard to hide it too…….. womp womp.

 

[Lochness Monster]

just think she could have gotten the red van registered fixed Dans van ( both which are sitting in her courtyard) and saved herself the money renting one. Also how did she get to London and back ? Who still has a car and can drive at the shitoo and where has Nati been??? is Amorie stranded at the shitoo with no car? Why doesn't he have one they all must be making armloads of money without paying room and board....when is she coming back??

Whose is the very bright shiney red van in the recent vlog. It looks very new.... handymans?Matt's van has uk plates. The puffs have a van but its white?

 

[juniperroad]

Plus it shows that you can do less vlogs and still have a steady stream of income. All depends on how greedy you want to be. Sadly for many in chateauverse, they are owning money pits and are greedy.

I don't know how *greedy* it is. Produce more than 2 videos a month and make a lot more money. Also, I pulled up social blade for that channel and social blade is way off. I always wonder why people show those statistics. Anyway, I just find it interesting. I can see why youtubers crank out as many videos as they can.

And another thing - I was watching a channel that was talking about all the things they can write off for a video. I was thinking about that today when Billy was unpacking a sh*t ton of new stuff. All of that is probably a write-off.

 

[Iolair]

His real name is Nicholas Burden.

And that's exactly what he is... a burden.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I reckon he was selling something on Ebay. We've often wondered where he gets his money from, so consider... I think he's buying cheap porcelain and listing it at vastly inflated prices on Ebay for auction or sale, with listings on other auction sites as well. He'd find some useless piece of antique or vintage pottery/ceramic/porcelain/silverware/lace/linen etc at Emmaus, and then justifies the exorbitant price by saying it's from Chateau de la Lande in France. It's a scheme Fanny would be in on. He hunts out likely bits of pottery etc and she, as chatelaine, provides the provenance by writing a letter on chateau letterhead for the item in 'proof' that it comes from Lielande. Is it still from lieLande, even if it's only been there for 5 seconds? She'll even pose for a photo holding the item - link to her website and YouTube and there's all the bona-fides a buyer wants! The buyer usually pays for postage, so no problem there, and if they offer free postage, those costs could easily be hidden in the long lost accounts. None of it is actually truly illegal, unless it's said the item is 'original to the chateau' and they don't ever mention the 2nd hand charity aspect of Emmaus. But who would know otherwise? A scam such as this wouldn't make vasts of money, but enough for some profit (which they naturally split) with enough left over for buying more junk. What do we think?

Is there a local website eg gumtree that covers the dump area in France. I've tried looking on ebay.

 

[mrsp67]

I know another question. But does everyone carry a yellow emergency vest in their car like Fanny was wearing when she totally blamed Steven Fry for her running out of gas....???

Never have even see anyone with one lol

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Does Potts really like the pink sofa? I think he doesn’t look thrilled with the piece but will not tell Fanny his real opinion.Press the play button and check it out.What do you think?

He often seems surprised by what she says or does