The Chateau Diaries #211 There's hoarding, then there's Stephanie Jarvis, who just loves filth!

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Billy made a commercial for festool...not familiar with the brand...

Mo filled the potholes again with Pa...i would guess they would know someone who can tarmac the driveway cheap and quick... ;) but no...they did it the same time and the same way as last year...and it doesnt work...they should know by now...i would hate to have a driveway like that....maybe Billy could spend some money on that??

And Dan is putting blocks on top of eachother...if i see a concrete mixer appear here i think i will scream....i also saw a kid with a sack of candy...we were given a few pieces of candy...inside..when i was a kid...not a whole sack to eat empty...what do these kids eat all the time?? crap?? we were given an apple or a pear...or something else if we wanted something..but not candy all the time...
Bread and jam was our snack...
 
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"Wow! What the heck happens to people's brains when they stay at Lie land. Who in their right minds would invest in a property that they have no financial interest in...if it was in a more desirable, interesting area, then maybe, just maybe I could understand it.
As a by-note hope that chimney is swept by a professional, otherwise it'll invalidate her house insurance. The question is who? Bet it isn't Fanny."

I can't reply to the post from the last thread, so I copied the text.
(@ComtesseRose thank you for new thread)


Does that mean that Fanny didn't spend money on the Marquis' salon either? Maybe it's the new policy in LL: Find a fool to pay for room furnishing. Well, Phillip is already spending his hard-earned money on furniture and decorations.🙆‍♀️:ROFLMAO:
Anyway, no matter how hard SJ tries, she will have to pay for the structural work herself.
Ooooh, I missed all that! The intricacies of friendships and buying favors.
 
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Just wrap your heads around this for one second, especially you property owners...

If you had 36K per month, what renovations would/could you be doing on your property?
Since most of my renovations are near completion, I'd use part of the $36K to hire a food truck to drive around my neighbourhood with free tacos and margaritas on the weekends for everyone!
 
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And Phi phi who is all about details...not so..says the Chesterfield pink matches..

The sash on the woman's dress on the fake family portrait over the fire. I noticed the greeny blue paint is bubbling and falling off that damp chimney breast. I honestly think Fanny has given up. Shes verging on hysterical. Phi phi is trashing any glint of style she had. He likes her to look 75..she does.
Yessssss, she’s getting worse, I actually miss Jules yellow dress!!!

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Since most of my renovations are near completion, I'd use part of the $36K to hire a food truck to drive around my neighbourhood with free tacos and margaritas on the weekends for everyone!
Oooh so so many plans, new automated hurricane shutters would be first
 
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Oh but Fanny, princess of tat, will be invited to attend all the celebrations dontcherkno. She’ll be upgraded to Buck House to stay with the family. Or perhaps as a guest of His Majesty’s Government in care of Inland Revenue.
Maybe she can stay with Randy Andy! He’s her cup of tea - both randy, lying narcs!
 
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"Wow! What the heck happens to people's brains when they stay at Lie land. Who in their right minds would invest in a property that they have no financial interest in...if it was in a more desirable, interesting area, then maybe, just maybe I could understand it.
As a by-note hope that chimney is swept by a professional, otherwise it'll invalidate her house insurance. The question is who? Bet it isn't Fanny."

I can't reply to the post from the last thread, so I copied the text.
(@ComtesseRose thank you for new thread)


Does that mean that Fanny didn't spend money on the Marquis' salon either? Maybe it's the new policy in LL: Find a fool to pay for room furnishing. Well, Phillip is already spending his hard-earned money on furniture and decorations.🙆‍♀️:ROFLMAO:
Anyway, no matter how hard SJ tries, she will have to pay for the structural work herself.
I don't know how desirable it is for people who want more beach life or casinos or night clubs. But it is very interesting and chock full of French culture -- eight chateaux within 20 minutes of the heap, George Sand country, 100 Years war, ecosystems and the ancient water management system the etangs (old money: https://www.theatlantic.com/science...eval-people-were-already-ruining-fish/589837/ ).
Duc deBerry. Fantastic local museum on Sand, one of the 19th century's most liberated women: https://www.france-voyage.com/tourism/george-sand-black-valley-museum-1577.htm
Also Limoges and associated potteries, including prehistoric ones. Aubusson nearby.
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Three hours to the northwest, Vezelay, location of the beginning of two routes of the St. James camino, where the second crusade began, and where the cathedral is built to have spots of sun up the aisle to the altar on the summer solstice. Big medicine.

Just because Fanny does not enhance her b n b business with local culture and connections, and instead lives in a bubble, doesn't mean there's not a lot going on around there. It's only nowhere if you're looking for circuit parties and other entertainment of that ilk.
 
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Now we know why those latest vlogs were so timey wimey, it was to cover her tracks
No doubt all those clearing out activities - the cow shed, the bootroom, natti’s Apartment - were all done pre-Christmas when Potty came the first time before Christmas then left for a few days.
 
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I have a feeling that sofa was late night internet impulse made after several glasses of champagne or drinks. They don’t ever take into consideration the measurements of furniture they are purchasing. F4F has admitted and shown on video several purchases that are too large for the areas she wanted to place the furniture.

It looks like an uncomfortable sofa, and the velvet fabric is so visibly worn out and they are not planning on recovering it. Instead the gruesome twosome were talking about how the pink color was paaaarfect. I guess it fits into the tasteless maker’s screwy, scattered, bordello in a crumbling castle/chateau/farmhouse theme.
Hold on a second - you think the velvet on the sofa is worn out, and they are not planning on recovering it - STOP RIGHT THERE. . . .did you or did you not see the rotten chair the Phyllis bought? Did you or did you not hear his mother say he was going to learn to reupholster. . . . .thus, therefore and herewith pull it together, connect the dots - Phyllis, aside from waddling behind his mother, tending to his shop on property, etc. etc. - will reupholster that sofa. And then you can eat your words GracieMcKitten. . . . .

Last, listen up - replay the part where Cuz calls out Fanny for hoarding. . . .he clearly states IT IS UNHEALTHY (referencing her mounds and piles of crap stored everywhere, much less the gifts opened weekly). We don’t want that one shining, glistening statement, moment of reality, to be lost.

Clearly I’m overtired, time for bed.
 
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do cameras grow on trees in france? because on his instagram dan showed his very very dirty and probably not cheap camera.
 
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Yes! What is up with all the broken down vehicles at the shitoo? All she's missing is an old rusted out Camaro propped up on cement blocks to complete her white trash look
In order to draw the rats out of the chateau she purchases vehicles, allows them to stay parked and thus the rats become curious, nest in the engine. Very common, and very clever of Staph, don’t you think?
 
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Oooh so so many plans, new automated hurricane shutters would be first
They're great (we've got the automated ones on our lanai with the remote control, but you can still put them up manually if you have to) and on the generator circuit. Our house is a mismash of the clear panels for some windows (to let light in- they held up remarkably well during Ian), bahama shutters on the others (which are easy to put down), and accordian shutters for the side of the lanai and one set of patio doors. Our front doors, oddly, have nothing other than decorative screen doors (we used heavy-duty zip ties on both side of the handles for the front doors and on the outer handles for the screens- they are really tall doors and I am glad the glass did not break.) We're getting an automated roll down for that from either Shutters 911 or Southern Cross- which is actually going to be a PITA because the entryway is recessed and they'll have to break up the decorative moulding to install it and re-locate the doorbell- I think I see WHY it wasn't done!) Crikey, they are expensive!
 
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well at least Kim Raad can have a snug evening there..in front of the fire on that flithy pink sofa...at least she doesnt have to sit on the billiardtable they put inthere...also very convenient...a stained sofa...you can spill whatever you want on it..nobody will ever notice it.. 🙄 ;) lets hope she doesnt fall asleep and the sofa is stick to her ass..
Another stained sofa - it’s so Lalalande!
 
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They're great (we've got the automated ones on our lanai with the remote control, but you can still put them up manually if you have to) and on the generator circuit. Our house is a mismash of the clear panels for some windows (to let light in- they held up remarkably well during Ian), bahama shutters on the others (which are easy to put down), and accordian shutters for the side of the lanai and one set of patio doors. Our front doors, oddly, have nothing other than decorative screen doors (we used heavy-duty zip ties on both side of the handles for the front doors and on the outer handles for the screens- they are really tall doors and I am glad the glass did not break.) We're getting an automated roll down for that from either Shutters 911 or Southern Cross- which is actually going to be a PITA because the entryway is recessed and they'll have to break up the decorative moulding to install it and re-locate the doorbell- I think I see WHY it wasn't done!) Crikey, they are expensive!
I did accordion's a few years ago on our upstairs, downstairs and lanai traditional metal but pricey indeed! All things in time! My tik tok Chanel does not produce any revenue lol
 
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I don't know how desirable it is for people who want more beach life or casinos or night clubs. But it is very interesting and chock full of French

Just because Fanny does not enhance her b n b business with local culture and connections, and instead lives in a bubble, doesn't mean there's not a lot going on around there. It's only nowhere if you're looking for circuit parties and other entertainment of that ilk.
Let me not forget the unique wild and endangered animals and plants swarming through Fanny's forest and throughout the region.
 
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Is there a local website eg gumtree that covers the dump area in France. I've tried looking on ebay.
Off the top of my head, apart from Ebay France, there's Leboncoin (which is likely the site where dickless D bought his shiteau ruins from), there's Price Minister, Fnac France, Otto, Zalando (or Zelando - not sure), C Discount, La Redoute, and Pixmania. I'm sure there are others, I just can't think of the names at the mo'. Leboncoin is probably the most popular.
 
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no...we only have studentrooms we rent out in Antwerp... ;) although i have to say....a very good friend of mine, who at the time lived in Antwerp... took me to some sort of underground gay / dragparty where the most woman there were ladies of the night.....one of the best parties i have ever been...never drank so much champagne...but they have never been to the house...one has to draw a line at some point...🙄:LOL:
You know, you have a point there, as the best parties I've been to were loaded with gay men, drag queens, and hookers.
Fairly normal for the 80's in San Francisco...
Yes, never brought anyone home, though there was an incident where 'friends' were discovered sleeping in the neighbor's hedges...
After I turned 21 I settled down...
 
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