The Chateau Diaries #201 Titties on a tree and poop in the nativity… so lie lande

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Dearest Beachgirl... I'm sorry my aches and pains took me away from wishing you a timely congratulations on your becoming a VIP.
So here it is now, a warm (and elitist) welcome to the infamous 15!

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Looks like Clacton pier

Couldn't @Pekey pay Fanny in kind rumour has it she hasn't been getting much lately!!!

How fucking festive -NOT
Ugh, I'm not watching... why's he digging a trench?

I've never liked Andie's art, and now she's made this debacle, I have no problem saying it out loud..
 
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@Lochness Monster, happy birthday! I hope you have a special day. I have ordered you a very fancy candle from the Fleuries. It should arrive in 6-8 months and there will be a bit of an import tax you will have to take care of on your end, but please know my heart was in the right place.
 
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Amaury Richmond please tell us what you really think.

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Trishe Coole
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Why don't you use solar lights instead?
I thought he mentioned he kept getting pins and needles in his hand.
His hand is red, are those bracelets too tight!? And why did he keep telling us it was 600 deep,trying to prove he knows the correct depth for cables in France?

I’m sure she is his Aunt…..

Fifteen kisses for your birthday!

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Thank you!
 
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What I’m waiting for with the heating is watching everything crack as it dries out for the first time……
 
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No that guy is a gentleman he will have given her that little sapling
 
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Phillip, Lady In Waiting, Busboy To Staph - dahling please, please, please shave the hairs on your face, chin, upper lip - seriously, none of that hair is growing in properly and looks very, shall we say, sick Hedgehogish. . . . .a bit mange like perhaps. . . . .perhaps you might consider doing such a favor for yourself, and us!
 
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What I’m waiting for with the heating is watching everything crack as it dries out for the first time……
I suspect every glue joint on every piece of furniture will fail and every bit of upholstery will shred. Paint flakes will rain down in every room and wallpaper will shrink! Fanny better stock up on hot glue and crayons!
 
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@Lochness Monster I’m sure she is his Aunt…..

You know I think you could be onto something there.
 
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Dearest Beachgirl... I'm sorry my aches and pains took me away from wishing you a timely congratulations on your becoming a VIP.
So here it is now, a warm (and elitist) welcome to the infamous 15!

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Congratulations Beachgirl !!!

Happy Natal return Lochness!!

I have never seen a light fixture like that and love the way it projects light rays.
 
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I suspect every glue joint on every piece of furniture will fail and every bit of upholstery will shred. Paint flakes will rain down in every room and wallpaper will shrink! Fanny better stock up on hot glue and crayons!
The pigeons will fly off the wall as will the Wedgewood medallions!
 
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Derail Alert!

In a previous thread, someone (sorry, don't recall who) asked what the Northern Irish expression to "fackle your knackle" means.

So I've asked about, specifically targeting friends in County Tyrone, as that's where the OP thought the expression originally came from. Most had never heard of it but, one person asked about amongst elderly relatives and the main school of thought seems to be that "fackle your knackle" means to 'crack your knuckles.' It means to face down someone who is giving you a hard time. A show of strength and intimidation when your flex your muscles, smack your fist into your palm, crack your knuckles and stand tall when faced with adversity. The expression has faded into obscurity, but it's good enough to make a comeback!

Back to fannying about.
 
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Wow! Thank you. I can almost smell it. I love chocolate too much, but mostly the dark one. And beans from Peru are smokey with fruity notes..
I follow Lilys Life on you tube . She visited and toured that area. I am not sure if she owned a restaurant there herself.

I imagine if Fanny stopped buying alcohol, she could fund lots of repairs. Would do them all good to have a year off the booze too.
Her dehydrated skin might rehydrate if she drank water instead of booze.
Fanny has tea in the morning but any other time of the day she has a glass of something. she claimed in one vlog they did not drink wine every day. I do not think I have seen a single vlog where wine and other booze ie being drunk. Her cousin seems found of the bottle too. sometimes I look at him and consider why he is not running a successful business. He is a loner, difficult and slow.
 
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is there anybody around who doesnt believe all those shittooresidents are alcoholics??? social drinking...my ass...they all live on alcohol.. thats why nothing gets done...

i dont see the benefits of living in Venice...but i guess thats me...i have been there once....never again..let alone live there...

omg that creepy stinking greasyhaired Tomaz...has anybody heard of him since.?..i typed i really awfull sentence...but i removed it......

you people are moving fast here...some people do work you know...

her Versaillestree...they put it in the shed...to be found again in April?? as dead as Marie Antoinette i suppose...why not plant it straight away??

Davy needs a haircut...he for sure is going to look like one of Marie Antoinettes lost trees...

That nativitycircus...they bought a donkey?? well very suitable i guess...they all act like stupid donkeys.. for sure they bought more....there was more in that box....

Amaury is working outside...-1 or -6 whatever...they damaged the cable Ian the electrician installed..like everything there...done for a vlog..and ruined the next day....remember the wateringsystem??? everything there has to be done at least three times..

What was Dan doing there...?? at least he got his drink...i guess he could need one... being roofless like baby Jesus for Christmas...

What is is with the super U having no decent and only old bread?? i have been there a lott of times...the bread is always good there..i prefer the baker..but that remark was false....i bet she forgot to buy bread with her drunk head...welll Nazi Nutty came to the rescue...

That Jared thing was leaving...who was driving him off..???.that car is a Dutch car...with a company licenseplate....was it Andies car??
 
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My husband pretends not to pay attention to Lalande vlogs but the other night after a stephanie close up he looked from his book and said she's looking more like her mother lately!
It's the same at our house!!
Mr GM has gone from 'turn that down, that woman's laugh' . . . to referring to Steph as Fanny.
 
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Happy Not Birthday!! Hope you have a great birthday weekend!!!
 
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