The Chateau Diaries #201 Titties on a tree and poop in the nativity… so lie lande

[Gertrude Maud]

Steph clearly hasn't picked up any decoration inspiration from those interiors magazines.

 

[Pekey]

Oh for gods sake ....... who makes re-cycle chocolate balls before going away!!!
Fanny is desperate for ideas .
If I was getting all that $$$ I would make sure my channel had entertaining and interesting Christmas Advent themes . You plan it !

I am so sick of the chateau now being called a "Castle" !!!! Hoping to hook in more viewers Fanny ?

Plus....... ( I have woken up this morning in a right mood and I am half way through her new Advent vlog ) the bloody Castle is falling down and yet .... more money spent on stupid things !!!

Surely those crazy Patreon idiots are seeing this ???
Medical Science should make a study of the people who STILL give Fanny money for her "Castle" .
Would love to read that report !

 

[ploppityplop2]

Please make a spoof ‘ shitoo drearies’. This is an apt and appropriate summary.

That chateau with the fart face interior not designer…who has no clue.
looks more and more like the shopping centre displays. Tacky and tasteless.
Who owns a chateau with a wood and uses plastic trees and swags.
Trying to be a mini Versailles. I don’t think so.

Fanny mentioned Aunt,Uncle, Nattys family, Mummy but no mention of Percy????

As for cleaning silver on your lap with no apron.
Filthy, and then Squirrel cleaning silver plate on the kitchen table.
That table in the kitchen should be swabbed for bacteria present. That would be interesting.

 

[Lochness Monster]

“It’s really pretty” said no straight man ever about a teapot.

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Do those swags look full of dust? The whole room needs a deep clean and clear out.

It looks like an Emmaus room set which is exactly what it is.
I am glad she gave credit to MP for painting the panelling

 

[Pekey]

As for cleaning silver on your lap with no apron.
Filthy, and then Squirrel cleaning silver plate on the kitchen table.
That table in the kitchen should be swabbed for bacteria present. That would be interesting.

I bet she did not wash her hands before making those chocolate truffles !!!

 

[TorontoGWM]

PTSD!!!!! Memories of the infamous photo of the Chatelaine having shat herself!

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Please make a spoof ‘ shitoo drearies’. This is an apt and appropriate summary.

That chateau with the fart face interior not designer…who has no clue.
looks more and more like the shopping centre displays. Tacky and tasteless.
Who owns a chateau with a wood and uses plastic trees and swags.
Trying to be a mini Versailles. I don’t think so.

Fanny mentioned Aunt,Uncle, Nattys family, Mummy but no mention of Percy????

As for cleaning silver on your lap with no apron.
Filthy, and then Squirrel cleaning silver plate on the kitchen table.
That table in the kitchen should be swabbed for bacteria present. That would be interesting.

I think we should send in a forensics expert to swab and shine a UV light on that nasty ass kitchen table! It needs a good scrub with carbolic soap!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

“It’s really pretty” said no straight man ever about a teapot.



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[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I saw Nate Berkus's husband Jeremiah on IG promoting their new scented candle. 70USD... I bet they will sell out/well.

my husband liks scented candles...i hate them..he buys them for around 35 euros i believe...those things always make me cough and they give me headaches...i always prefer him burning them when i am off..and when he doesnt look i throw them away... blaming the housekeeper.....

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Christmas is next week and no sign of anyone delivering MPK to the shittoo. I’m really hoping Billy’s put his foot down and said le non!

 

[Pekey]

my husband liks scented candles...i hate them..he buys them for around 35 euros i believe...those things always make me cough and they give me headaches...i always prefer he burning them when i am off..and when he doesnt look i throw them away... blaming the housekeeper.....

I hope your husband does not read here Le Comte!!!
There will be one less present under the Christmas Tree for you if he does !!!

 

[billybudd]

Not worked up about a silly candle. Amazed at their lack of nous in thinking this was a go-er. And now their inability to read the room is gob smacking.
Even if, (and I don't believe it) they see this as a separate venture launching their lux brand, what a failure. They can't play with the big companies. You have to walk before you can fly.

I'm no business person but I think this is an amazingly dumb decision. Scented candle market over-crowded to say the least, and if the point is creating a Fleurie housewares brand, Anna's spectacular wallpaper designs -- some knockoff of this -- is totally where it's at. This sounds like one of Phillip's douchier ideas.

 

[Pekey]

Christmas is next week and no sign of anyone delivering MPK to the shittoo. I’m really hoping Billy’s put his foot down and said le non!

The family are sending him via post ..... he will be unwrapped in the latest Gift Grab !

But.... then again we may see him next year unwrapped for Easter!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

The recycled chocolate truffles made me gag and silver polishing the tea pot hopefully aunty and uncle will take breakfast in the kitchen with dame F4F and the odious little creature

i am not English...but according to Fanny having a tea station in your room is lifesaving?? we just go into the kitchen and make coffee...i never drink tea...the last time i had tea was in Sri Lanka...i thought that was the decent place to drink it...have to say i couldnt refuse without being rude...

 

[ComtesseRose]

For real, for real, what was the name of that horrible unreleased movie Fanny was supposed to star in? I need to watch it and laugh at it this weekend.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Lol lol lol lol Love the candle. Probably 2 Euros from an Emmaus bargain bin. Yet same quality as the Influencer’s jar of wax.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I hope your husband does not read here Le Comte!!!
There will be one less present under the Christmas Tree for you if he does !!!

no he doesnt read here...he says i am nuts following that hysterical woman... with her dirty and bad taste looking farmhouse......

 

[Lochness Monster]

Lol lol lol lol Love the candle. Probably 2 Euros from an Emmaus bargain bin. Yet same quality as the Influencer’s jar of wax.

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38$ I do believe!

 

[TorontoGWM]

Once the aunt gets in that bed the beams in the room beneath will surely be sagging… if not already. Safer to put her on the ground floor.

 

[billybudd]

Tastemaker?
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I’ve seen more thoughtful, cohesive groupings on shelves at my local charity shop and with far nicer objects than this random tat and a groper for good measure.

God, the Ardmore vase in front of the incest groping pic -- each infernally appalling in its own way -- is really demented.