The Chateau Diaries #196 Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started

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I shall take my leave of you all for a while, Mum finally lost her battle and passed away at home yesterday. I'm obviously on a time delay was ok yesterday but a wreck this morning. A bientot xx
So sorry for your sad news. Sending heartfelt thoughts at what will be an emotional time.
 
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What other skills or topics could the Douche Lord utilize as content for his videos?

Hedgehog care
History of copper pots and pans and how to spot a copper pan bargain at Emmaus
Music selections for dancing the Charleston
How to carry tea and croissants up a winding staircase
How to clean peacock tit off leather car seats
Sponge cleaning wine stains off clothing and bed linens
 
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Advent has always been huge with the Chatelaine… now no mention of it at all. No making of Christmas cake in advance. No preparations. Barely even any talk of Christmas.

Clara, what’s up???????????????????
 
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What about ideas for Dan videos for advent or Christmas/ this winter?

He could build a snowman in the chateau.
Make snow ice cream in the former kitchen area of the chateau.
Stick his tongue to a cold metal beam remnant and see if it would stick to the beam.

Pour water on the frozen foundation of the chateau and create an impromptu “indoor” skating rink for his sons

Make peanut butter and birdseed stuffed pine cones to hang from any remaining tree limbs or wooden posts inside the chateau as a treat for the local wildlife.

Put out cookies and milk by the remnants of the fireplace for Santa.


How to clear snow without a digger.
 
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What other skills or topics could the Douche Lord utilize as content for his videos?

Hedgehog care
History of copper pots and pans and how to spot a copper pan bargain at Emmaus
Music selections for dancing the Charleston
How to carry tea and croissants up a winding staircase
How to clean peacock tit off leather car seats
Sponge cleaning wine stains off clothing and bed linens
How to sew your girlfriend into her clothes.

Advent has always been huge with the Chatelaine… now no mention of it at all. No making of Christmas cake in advance. No preparations. Barely even any talk of Christmas.

Clara, what’s up???????????????????
Maybe it's being saved for the 'Christmas television special'.
 
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How to sew your girlfriend into her clothes.
How to pick an hundred year old antique lock at a chateau.

How to wear sequins in the daytime.

Selecting nail polish colors when traveling to match the “mood” of the surroundings.

How to remove wine stains from paintings.

Bedbugs, bedbugs, bedbugs, Friend or foe in a chateau?
 
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What other skills or topics could the Douche Lord utilize as content for his videos?

Hedgehog care
History of copper pots and pans and how to spot a copper pan bargain at Emmaus
Music selections for dancing the Charleston
How to carry tea and croissants up a winding staircase
How to clean peacock tit off leather car seats
Sponge cleaning wine stains off clothing and bed linens
F4F obviously made the wrong choice. MP can already do all of these things and so much more.
 
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F4F obviously made the wrong choice. MP can already do all of these things and so much more.
And he can draw, color F4F’s hair, drink wine without spilling, and doesn’t “borrow” her clothes. The only drawback is that he does not drive.
 
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I think the reason Maria and Pavlina have fled the Dump for the winter is only partly because the Band B season has ended. The B and B was only 3 days a week. Maria was cooking for the Dump all the other days. She wasn’t there solely to cook 3 meals a week for the B and B and to lay out 2 cold breakfast selections for guests.

I think F4F and the Douche Lord will be traveling Dec, January and February to South Africa, England, Spain, Italy and other locations and F4F herself would not benefit from Maria’s cooking.

Also, the Dump is freezing ( with the exception of a couple of room of “boiling” temperatures), and there is not enough heating for F4F to entertain or host guests and for Maria or Pavlina to be warm. F4F likely was writing off the wages of Maria and Pavlina to the B and B and is far to cheap to pay them for the winter out of her grifted money, especially if Sh3 would not personally benefit.

I do not think Maria and Pavlina ever had apartments near the Dump. F4F is so cheap,
I doubt either could afford an apartment.

I think Anne Marie and Ñutty will isolate in the Marquis suite with the heating for the next 3 months.
I think Natti and Amaury could be quite happy to stay at the chateau without the the others.
No distractions, no having to be 'on' for the pink phone, no chaos, just enjoying the peace and quiet.
 
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His hair really does look like a toupe.
I wonder if Stephanie is trying to get rid of him. He’s like a limpet she will have no secrets…I cannot imagine living working socialising every day with him?
I think it looks like poo colored cotton candy that has been smashed into his head.
 
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F4F obviously made the wrong choice. MP can already do all of these things and so much more.
On his latest, Michael talked about doing the mystery calls with Stephanie and how they actually made those vids.
He then mentioned he might do another one with her.
I think it's just talk and wishful thinking.

I can see a few hairs in that casserole too !!! :sick:🐿🦔🐾🐀
Pekey that is revolting. :LOL:
 
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