The Chateau Diaries #195 Fraudster Fanny & fraudsters Fleuries, pot and kettle!

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Gertrude Maud

Iolair said:
Oh! I love the Ghan! I did the trip about 15 years ago. It's like the Orient Express (which I've also done) except through the Australian outback. Husband wants to try the Maharaja's Express through India. Luxury and curry - sign me up!
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My parents in law travelled across the Nullabor on the Indian Pacific.
Unfortunately, my mother in law who was a very light sleeper, scored a bed right over the wheels.
Poor sleep pretty much soured the experience for her.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

I think La Jarvis gets away with it by maintaining the farmhouse’s decrepit condition while gaslighting her fans regarding her exhausting work schedule. She’s a master manipulator.

Beachgirl said:
In the UK it is considered lucky to have a chimney sweep turn up to your wedding. I thought this had died out but not according to this
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Does it count if they played one on Broadway?!?

Lochness Monster said:
Fools and their money, indeed….
The chateau diaries needs to be renamed officially….ideas being?
Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started.
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How about…Fanny LaFlash’s Fabulous Farmhouse of Flaming Fuck All?!? Too much?!?
 
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On Repeat

Lochness Monster said:
I thought Amy was in the diplomatic service or an ambassador for something! Not a nurse
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Yes she was in diplomatic corps- Persia was one of her stations. She wore a traditional Kurdish dress on one episode. Why someone with her intelligence, common sense, worldly experience could entertain those two tossers is beyond me. Talk about selling your soul for a bit of moulah.
 
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Madame No

She absolutely is a master manipulator. From now until Christmas, the advent vlogs will be not only an excuse for things not getting done, but at the same time winding her fans up for them. Now, the fans won't be thinking of the vlogs being late, but of the advent vlogs to come. If the chateauverse fails for her, she can get a job as a spin master for some asshole politician.
 
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Gertrude Maud

I bet this is an ad/promo for Balsam Hill.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Lochness Monster said:
Fools and their money, indeed….
The chateau diaries needs to be renamed officially….ideas being?
Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started.
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How about…Fanny LaFlash’s Fabulous Farmhouse of Flaming Fuck All?!? Too much?!?
Didn’t one of the chateauverse owners do a reciprocal meet and greet with them. My memory of it is that it was Fanny and maybe Philip. Perhaps about the time the first lockdown was lifted?
 
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UvulaDonor

Gertrude Maud said:
My parents in law travelled across the Nullabor on the Indian Pacific.
Unfortunately, my mother in law who was a very light sleeper, scored a bed right over the wheels.
Poor sleep pretty much soured the experience for her.
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I did the TransSiberian back when it was more intrepid.
Stopped in Mongolia, stayed with semi-nomadic people in Gers (they poo anywhere outside), played cricket with bits of wood and dried Yak poo and Siberia where we did a homestay and visited the grandparents had a traditional sauna and slapped each other with birch leaves (their huge long drop was er, quite full)
Every time we stopped at a station, we jumped out and bought homemade food from the old people selling at the stations - no idea what we were buying before we opened it; yummy homemade pastries, cheese and yoghurt!
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Phyllis and poof…in the same sentence…bwahahaha!


https://giphy.com/13vPE0A3DPqOcg
 
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Sunnee

What if...... What if SJ's "summons to Paris" to discuss her Patreon was @Isabelle6541 call to "out" SJ's scheme. Wouldn't it be GLORIOUS if questions were asked, statements SJ made were the perfect admissions of her fraud and this speech was a way to get it on record straight from the horse. Wishful thinking but it would be so poetic!!!
 
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T Rex

Pekey said:
Who has their Christmas Tree Up???
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I never put mine up until after Dec 1! One month of Christmas decor is enough for me. Many of my neighbours already put up trees and decorations last week- we haven't even had US Thanksgiving yet! SMH- blasphemy, I tell you!
 
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Gertrude Maud

Making your own splash back tiles seems to be the new trend with chateau owners.
Stephanie/Steve, Anna and now Amy.

I thought Stephanie's only 'compliment' to Amy about her tiles 'I love how they're so uneven', was bit of a backhander.
 
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T Rex

Hi @Sunnee! Good to see you- we've missed you!

MRShavershamsdress said:
How about…Fanny LaFlash’s Fabulous Farmhouse of Flaming Fuck All?!? Too much?!?
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Nomination, courtesy of our beloved @MRShavershamsdress: "Fanny LaFlash’s Fabulous Farmhouse of Flaming Fuck All"
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Perhaps you should check the sugar daddies wanted websites. And yes, they exist. (don’t tell @HalcyonOrganic)

That a overstressed failed zipper if I’ve EVER seen one!

Iolair said:
BJ - French Farmer's Calendar 2917.

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Don't know about anyone else, but I could climb him like a tree.
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oh my giddy aunt…🫦
 
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