The Chateau Diaries #194 Former boyband bedbug turned porcelain fondling charleston dancing parasite!

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At the beginning of the latest vlog, Fanny says it's November and 21⁰C... yet in the same vlog, it's cold and raining, she's changed her clothes three times and there she is huddled under her electric blanket. Continuity Fanny?

In her inspection of Dan and Kirsty's work in laying out the new garden, she's tried hard to convey how worried she is over the bedrock and if it will effect the placement of the new fountain and the chapel foundations... yet, this faux concern for the chapel certainly didn't worry her when she decided to break out the heavy machinery to move over a ton of heavy duty rocks, boulders and earth to sit right next to her "jewel box" chapel to build the retaining wall for her ridiculous English garden. Another garden project when her house is crumbling.

One crumpet per person with no cup of tea or coffee offered to the people actually doing the work? I'm surprised she knew where to find the freezervto get the crumpets. But she made sure she had her own cup of tea, didn't she, while Dan had to drop massive hints about how selfish she is. Forcing a crumpet onto the one person who doesn't like them? Stingy and wasteful in the same breath.
 
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Fanny wants to bang Dan. Dan wants to bang Fanny. Good! They should! They will soon too! If not already. Too bad Fanny has fertilized the preposterous narrative, for the past year, that Snorts Porks Her . Dan Porks Her and it’s alright. Nobody wants to Pork Snorts. Poor Snorts gotta lotta work to do on himself and has allergies and stuff.....that’s a full plate... believe you me..
 
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would an experienced woman of nearly 50 use the word 'boyfriend' these days? It sounds teenagerish to me. Teenagerish is a word, i just made it
She may be 50-ish in actual years but she has never grown past her first year at Oxford. I wouldn't call her experienced at anything. She may have tried a lot of stuff but experienced... nah. She still believes and lives like she's 20-ish. Those were her glory days so she continues to live in that time. Quite pathetic really.

And it's ok, teenagerish IS a word... isn't it?

Oh, oh, oh. This picture of the Nadillac boy... THE RED VAN IS BEING USED!!!
 
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I think she’s banging him or wants to bang him. I think he’s cute. He’s got BDE. He’s got sparkly eyes and looks mischievous. His little boys are cutie pies and look just like him. He’s also got loads of hair.
 
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Not watched flog yet had to go out last night which I imagine was more fun. The thumbnail though looks as though Amaury has made Snorts a wig out of solid mahogany-no wonder the Grand Salon never gets started.
 
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On the plus side, Shrek II will eat anything including Fill-Up.
I will defend Andrew. Mostly because I find him handsome and I imagine him to be a considerate top. Because he has to be, considering the size of his partner and Philip...
 
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I must watch this incapable arse later, who makes my actual capable arse even more capable
Do yourself a favour @Luna20 DON'T. You'll never get that time back. You will be jibbering about dry turkey breasts and lumpy mashed potato for the rest of the day. Seriously, it's just not worth it.
 
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He tried but the Angels exercised their freewill and handed the wreck, both bricks and human, to the demons.
 
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Keep an eye on the tablescape to see if it's repeated as the "Thanksgiving meal". As that looked a bit like Thanksgiving food and we know she does F-all with the timelines.
 
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Thank you peeling with a spoon. Still making me laugh. He’s an absolute twit.
No doubt Stephanie was busy sleeping with Dan and needed him out of the way for a few hours
 
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I think she’s banging him or wants to bang him. I think he’s cute. He’s got BDE. He’s got sparkly eyes and looks mischievous. His little boys are cutie pies and look just like him. He’s also got loads of hair.
I think Dan’s cute and sexy - she does too. Always has. Banging for sure. So weird she perpetuates this false narrative of being with Gay Philip. In her mind, it must be better to endure that ridicule than to admit to relations with a ‘married man’. Snorts is oblivious. He is in a deep, double closet that only Steph has the keys for.
 
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Oh, how well she knows us..........
 
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THIS IS DISMAL

AND FASCINATING.

AND BEAUTIFUL


TASTEMAKER
Since the volunteer has started they now eat turkey and mash….in the dining room not kitchen. Yes we see you squirrel pretending to be lord of lalande.
And why the Waterford stemware and then cheap glass jug from the garage.
I noticed no table mats to protect the table?
The red door curtain seems to be falling down in that room. It’s all such a mess. And as for those circumcised napkins…totally off putting

MMM....KEYS SORTER....MMM...
After all maybe he is locking people IN their rooms. He is weird , odd and unlikeable
 
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