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The Chateau Diaries #194 Former boyband bedbug turned porcelain fondling charleston dancing parasite!
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Yes he is so young he hasn't learnt to laugh at himself yet.
I thought Fanny was mean telling him that Dan was staying, I would have just added a setting myself if I was Fanny. I'm sure she enjoyed stressing him out.
Why the need to use “boyfriend” and not his name? She finally has a boyfriend and she’sso proud. Dinner after 10 pm?FINALLY! Someone’s given him a good ol’ shove over the edge. Weeeeeeeeeee, plop. Our prayers have been answered!!!
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Yeah, I noticed the window as well. And I had the same thought. No proper heating, crumbling walls etc but let’s do the garden. Well, they are. She can’t even cater with hot drinks.
When and if the log burners are installed, of course she’ll have heat. As someone who uses the log burner every day, carrying wood is heavy. Do you think she’ll do the carrying? Since she’s not there all the time, what a waste of log burner. Better to fix the AGA then.
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By the time you’re ready to move on there will most likely be many more options to choose from. At least that’s my fervent hope!I'm pleased you stated "now" @billybudd. I bought my Tesla two years ago. Tis a fine machine and I don't consider myself an asshole. Some may beg to differ but I don't give a flying .....These cases have come to light since I purchased my car but they will certainly influence my decision at the next crossroads.
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It wouldn't matter how lovely the plate is, Philip's food would always look unappetising.Really? Really? Receding-pube-head PhiPhi has resorted to making cooking vlogs!
His life at Lalande must be so numbingly boring at this point.
Ladyboy PhiPhi should take a leaf out of Nicolas Fairfraud's book so he can start living a more elegant life!
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Where's Philip's cooking vlog? I was just on his channel---nada. I was so looking forward to watching how it took him 4 hours to make a simple meal.
Third one Too
“Maybe you should do lunch.” Best line ever!! You’ll know when you’ve watched the video.
Kimmie Kat
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Andrew: “Maybe you should do lunch and then that would be normal dinner time” I shot coffee out of my nose! LOL
So am I.
Awwwww how sweet! He's bought a little Xmas tree trinket to match the size of his balls!
Wellll, if you love New Orleans and ever plan to visit I suggest planning it around Southern Decadence. It’s often referred to as gay Mardi Gras. And it’s definitely NOT family friendly.But,,. Oh ok
My city, the Windy City.
Southern Decadence Official Website and Guide - Labor Day Weekend New Orleans
Yes, I thought his collecting and sorting all the keys and going through the papers and documents was at least one road too far. Even if he was the best sex partner in the history of the planet, I would have put the kibosh on that.he wont penetrate Madame...thats for sure...but i think its a smart manipulative little bald bugger...Fanny got herself a real snake in her crumbling heap..and his departure wont be nice...you can be sure he is collecting evidence which can cause her real harm..i also guess thats the reason he isnt gone yet...
would an experienced woman of nearly 50 use the word 'boyfriend' these days? It sounds teenagerish to me. Teenagerish is a word, i just made it
But logically why would an Oxford graduate be concerning themselves with gossip about a worthless schemer who has done nothing worthwhile with her life, doesn’t add up.
Au contraire.
Going to Oxford, or Cambridge for that matter, does not preclude one from reading and participating on a forum.
Or making Youtube vlogs for that matter!
It's not just Tesla. He's been a bad guy for a long time. And it's not stopping now.
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Charges filed with federal regulators accuse the company of retaliating against eight workers over an open letter critical of the chief executive.
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European Parliament to summon Elon Musk
EP President Roberta Metsola briefed top EU lawmakers Thursday that she will invite Musk soon.
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Dan cut down Mummy’s lilac tree. She will be cross at him and maybe now I will be her favorite. SJ what do you mean I’m not even your favorite? Why is Dan spending the night?
Darling there are so many men around again. Should I send the Nadiac kid home? What do you mean who will take care of you? I will. I will learn French. I will learn to cook.
Darling I will make a show of me cooking and then you can do 1 less show and just relax. No I didn’t sleep with you to get famous. I know Dan used your viewers to get his YouTube plaque. Darling calm down, here let me fix you a drink.
OMG!
I had to take a look… she has a Christmas album, I think I’ll play it at Christmas. 
Here's what I think.
Stephanie should just dump his ladyboyship PhiPhi and just go for Yorick!
Aside from all things obvious, Yorick is infinitely more useful with reno work and manual labor in the long run than not-even-a-trophy-boyfriend Snorts.
Stephanie should just dump his ladyboyship PhiPhi and just go for Yorick!
Aside from all things obvious, Yorick is infinitely more useful with reno work and manual labor in the long run than not-even-a-trophy-boyfriend Snorts.
I think Yorick is far too wise and has too much going for him coming from a prominent family to fall under Auntie SJ's spell. Plus his father would have Fanny's head!
She drinks rather than she eats....on daily basis... Celebrating any stupid occasion with alcohol...Persuading others to join... She's an alcoholic.
They all were useful in the beginning.... But just wait 3 or 4 videos in. Once they come to a party in costume they are lost.
And I even twice
if I remember correctly both times when Stephfending without starting the sentence with "sorry for Steph fending..." 
Not if it was your first time to ever peel a potato
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No you are right I agree as we see that with Fanny on a weekly basis but I was using personal knowledge of my family and friends who have graduated from these unis. I know they certainly would not be joining discussions in TL it would not be of any interest to them.But logically why would an Oxford graduate be concerning themselves with gossip about a worthless schemer who has done nothing worthwhile with her life, doesn’t add up.
Au contraire.
Going to Oxford, or Cambridge for that matter, does not preclude one from reading and participating on a forum.
Or making Youtube vlogs for that matter!
I have had the Douche Lord prepare a special celebration dinner for the new VIPS and Birthday Tattlers after he finished cooking the turkey in his last video. It's so Lie Lande! Enjoy!!
Air fried brussel sprouts.
Phi Phi apologizes but this is all the pasta that Mummy and Fanny will allow to be served so everyone will have to share.
But Snorts was excited to use his new hedgehog plates from Ebay.
Unfortunately, Fanny would not allow Snorts to break out the good wine, so wine in a box it is for everyone. And F4F and Snorts had to drink first.
Phi Phi wanted to make a bunny cake but sadly, it did not turn out as planned. You can see his cake baking efforts in his next video.
Congratulations VIPS and Happy Birthday Tattlers!
Air fried brussel sprouts.
Phi Phi apologizes but this is all the pasta that Mummy and Fanny will allow to be served so everyone will have to share.
But Snorts was excited to use his new hedgehog plates from Ebay.
Unfortunately, Fanny would not allow Snorts to break out the good wine, so wine in a box it is for everyone. And F4F and Snorts had to drink first.
Phi Phi wanted to make a bunny cake but sadly, it did not turn out as planned. You can see his cake baking efforts in his next video.
Congratulations VIPS and Happy Birthday Tattlers!
Yorick, who's been visiting Lalande with his family since he was a boy, knew the place long before all of her ladyship's YouTube fame and highly successful grifting, Returning as a volunteer, he's already proven to be more useful than ladyboy.
Ladyboy PhiPhi, who tried to kiss Stephanie and confessed his feelings for her one month into his volunteer role after doing an egregious job reupholstering a chair, came to Lalande to parasitically latch on to Stephanie so he can freeload and make money as a boyfriend.
Yes, it would be a total waste of a fine young man if Yorick falls for Auntie SJ.I think Yorick is far too wise and has too much going for him coming from a prominent family to fall under Auntie SJ's spell. Plus his father would have Fanny's head!
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Just watched the CD video where Fanny was "summoned" to Paris.
She never says who are the "we" who purchased the farmhouse. She never mentions Larkin was a 50% participant in the venture.
She doesn't mention the gift grab channel, her travel channel, or the extensive traveling she does which stalls renovations and restorations continuously.
She never acknowledged her support squirrel concubine Snorts except the local politician mentioned Snorts helped F4F.
Fanny was dressed like she was fishing for a hookup at the cocktail event.
I watched the CD video from today:
Who believes Dan actually has 115,000 subscribers to his channel? IMHO, I think he follows the Shittelaine in his youtube strategies.
Dan and F4F are still intense frenemies, trading insults back and forth thru out the video. F4F mocked Dan about achieving his life ambition to be a "crumpet butler". Dan mocked F4F about how he didn't realize how many subscribers he would get just for buying a chateau. F4F mocked Dan for his yard work videos.
F4F wants the red van's shelves, etc. cleared out so it could be used for moving furniture. I guess that is how she is going to get her auction purchases out of her London flat and back to the Dump.
F4F spends more money to have people work in her vegetable garden than she would spend to just buy it all at the local market.
Snorts was wearing another one of F4F's flower brooches on his shoulder. After his paid for french session, setting the table, and 4 hours of cooking, he was exhausted. He could never manage 40 hours of labor a week in the workplace.
I noted that there were a total of 8 commercials, and a paid for 2-3 minute F4F/Snorts paid ad, as well as a youtube plug in one video. Greedy much, F4F?
Why is F4F still screwing around with the garden plans outside of the precarious chapel? She keeps removing and shuffling dirt away from the foundation area of the crumbling chapel. Leave it alone until it is restored.
F4F had to put a plug in about how cold she was in the Dump, wrapping herself in an electric blanket. Who is going to haul logs to F4F's log burner to be installed in her private suite? The Douche Lord won't do it. I think Anne Marie is going to be hauling logs a few times a day to F4F's apartments.
She never says who are the "we" who purchased the farmhouse. She never mentions Larkin was a 50% participant in the venture.
She doesn't mention the gift grab channel, her travel channel, or the extensive traveling she does which stalls renovations and restorations continuously.
She never acknowledged her support squirrel concubine Snorts except the local politician mentioned Snorts helped F4F.
Fanny was dressed like she was fishing for a hookup at the cocktail event.
I watched the CD video from today:
Who believes Dan actually has 115,000 subscribers to his channel? IMHO, I think he follows the Shittelaine in his youtube strategies.
Dan and F4F are still intense frenemies, trading insults back and forth thru out the video. F4F mocked Dan about achieving his life ambition to be a "crumpet butler". Dan mocked F4F about how he didn't realize how many subscribers he would get just for buying a chateau. F4F mocked Dan for his yard work videos.
F4F wants the red van's shelves, etc. cleared out so it could be used for moving furniture. I guess that is how she is going to get her auction purchases out of her London flat and back to the Dump.
F4F spends more money to have people work in her vegetable garden than she would spend to just buy it all at the local market.
Snorts was wearing another one of F4F's flower brooches on his shoulder. After his paid for french session, setting the table, and 4 hours of cooking, he was exhausted. He could never manage 40 hours of labor a week in the workplace.
I noted that there were a total of 8 commercials, and a paid for 2-3 minute F4F/Snorts paid ad, as well as a youtube plug in one video. Greedy much, F4F?
Why is F4F still screwing around with the garden plans outside of the precarious chapel? She keeps removing and shuffling dirt away from the foundation area of the crumbling chapel. Leave it alone until it is restored.
F4F had to put a plug in about how cold she was in the Dump, wrapping herself in an electric blanket. Who is going to haul logs to F4F's log burner to be installed in her private suite? The Douche Lord won't do it. I think Anne Marie is going to be hauling logs a few times a day to F4F's apartments.
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