The Chateau Diaries #193 It’s time to put photos of the accountants on milk cartons & c if they're found

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Beachgirl

I really can’t believe that not one of the family will stand up to F4F’s and say no we are not spending Christmas at that dump. No central heating and cold roast turkey served so late it’s Boxing Day before the meal is finished. Will the turkey need to be smuggled into France by Auntie and Uncle. What do the French usually eat on Christmas Day. Surely it has to be better than Turkey.
 
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graciemckitten

Great catch!!! The Shittelaine lies as easily as she breathes.
 
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Yebo

I bet that when Fanny and Queen Phillipa read what's written about them on here they console each other by saying that we are a) jealous of the château, b) jealous of the travel c) envious of their château lifestyle d) jealous of their winter/spring relationship. Especially the vile women who write such nasty stuff.

I love a vlog of Fanny's where Phillipa does not make an appearance it brightens my day.
One day Phillipa will wake up and when it get's out of bed it's over-processed hair will remain on the pillow and it'll be as bald as a billiard ball. Fanny will video it and put it into the next vlog.
 
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KyBourbon

I also wonder if Fanny and Phi Phi laugh when they read here? Not at themselves (of course) because they’re the victims….but laugh about Teabag, Dan, Selmar, Floral Road Kill, and all the other characters? Maybe they skip over the parts about them and have a great laugh about everyone else!
 
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Yebo

Dan the unhandy man can't produce another vlog about his ruin because there's not enough grass needing a trimming. It waw a short project all right

It's dawn and it's just dawned on me (couldn't resist, sorry) that Dan's ruin was never meant to be restored. He's just maintaining the land, might stabalise the ruin. However, for doing that he can install himself in a mobile home in the grounds!!!!
Hence no revealing of the plans for the ruin etc and Dan get's a new home. BTW, some of those mobile homes can be very comfortable
 
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Clara Burnett

Jules100 said:
@Clara Burnett, can you tell us, what is the real reason for no progress in the grande salon? Money, the ceiling needing more support or replaced, heating, Amaury just can’t handle it, Stephanie just wants it to go as slowly as possible…?
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As I've reported before, it is my understanding there are structural issues that need to be fixed first and they are serious. Cuz Armoir can't fix those himself so he is left doing minimal things they can do until Stephanie Jarvis figures out a way to tell her patron friends she needs way more money to be able to properly continue the renovations. I am not sure she will walk that route though. She might as well choose to ignore the structural issues (she has done that before) against all advice (done that too, multiple times) and force Cuz to ram the paneling in just to be done with it and move on to the following disaster of a project. At this point there is no way to tell, because she's no longer reigned in by any common sense around her. She has become used to the fact that (some of ) her fans will love her no matter what.
 
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Luna20

Gertrude Maud said:
It's called giros.
In Greek restaurants it's cooked on a vertical rotisserie.



You and me both.
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Eventhough Greeks & Turks both are argueing wether Gyros/döner is Greek or Turkish. They have just fallen into each others arms, crying loudly in agreement this monstosity is not an Gyros/doner.

In NL döner durum or the dutchinized 'Kapsalon*' is the go to after party food. The fatty meal helps with the hang overs. Good old times

*story is a Dutch hairdresser ordered a doner often from the neighbour doner man. The hairdresser asked to put everything on 1 plate the fries, salad doner meat topped with cheese. And a new dish was born the hairdresser or de kapsalon

You might be right, because Annmarie has claimed that it would take him just 2 weeks to ram the panels into place after the frame work was up.

The sagging ceiling joints need a replacement, she can't claim that she has to wait for it for ages since Teabag got his oak joints within 30 days.

I believe the longer the lake is dry, the more structural damage will appear to the royal dump. It's sad that a incapable woman is receiving so much donations and does nothing to save the place.
 
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UvulaDonor

Clara Burnett said:
Not too worried about blowing my cover, but the aftermath when that happens could turn ugly. Miss Jarvis comes from a rather vindictive family, you know.
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That sounds like worried to me - worried about what a vindictive family could do to you.

I thought FRK was heading towards the shiteau?
And there is no way Dan fixed the gates - he is NOT the handyman
 
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NoIAmNotAHorse

Please accept my deep condolences and a virtual hug
 
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graciemckitten

F4F is conning everyone. It would take millions of dollars to restore the Dump. Restore the pond (5 to 6 surveys +), back steps falling down and bulging walls in the back, no heating system, subpar electrical system, holes in the roof, bats in the cellars, fireplaces unsafe and non functional, serious structural issues grand salon, serious structural issues with the chapel, serious cracks in the walls of the dump, was the flooring ever finished in Narnia?

If the true condition of the Dump was revealed and the actual amount it would take to restore it was revealed, I think people would realize how futile it would be to continue to give funding to the Shittelaine. Again, at this point Patrons have donated more money towards restoring the Dump, than The Jarvis family and F4F spent purchasing 50% of the farmhouse and renovations up to the day CD started.

Śhe will never spend the tax free funding on the Dump.
 
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Yebo

I wonder what happens to any funds held by the association if/when she decides to dissolve it? That might be the plan hence no spending.
 
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TorontoGWM

Just imagine sitting on Angie’s painted settee! That pair do everything on the cheap. Can’t even afford to buy the chateau. They rent it and nothing ever gets done.
 
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Gertrude Maud

Living in Turkey I am sure you are right.

My giros experience is based solely on dining out at Greek restaurants in Melbourne.
 
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