Words fail me, absolutely fail me.
Words fail me, absolutely fail me.
Phiphi please cooperate I need your chest to mimic FRK so please go bra less and keep wearing those see through blouses their so purrrrrrrfect makes my kitty purrrrrrrrrr meow Imagine the fun Fanny must have had shaving PhiPhi's chest for the paaahfect look...
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(le Baiseur runs and ducks for cover)
Oh you are awful........ but ....... I like you Le Baiseur !!!(le Baiseur runs and ducks for cover)
I have watched his interview on the other thread and just had to come here and say Major Jonny uses the word whilstHe's got his own thread now:
Major Johnny Thompson Major eye candy
Major Johnny is the equerry to His Majesty King Charles III. He is pictured with our beloved Queen, with whom he once did the washing up.tattle.life
Impossible to disagree. I've said it before...it's cyclical. Phases of the moon.Well we are heading towards a full moon. Apparently according to astrology (which I don’t follow on the regular) emotions run high leading up to the harvest moon. Wherever it is in the zodiac. Working in a hospital setting we were well aware of when there was one as we would experience all sorts of weirdness.
Japanese primary schools have this chart up everywhere - kids in Japan know their stools...............Well now! I had never heard of this chart before. Good to know.
This is the absolute worst stool one can have, IMO.Japanese primary schools have this chart up everywhere - kids in Japan know their stools...............
Yep. Mercury is in Gatorade!Impossible to disagree. I've said it before...it's cyclical. Phases of the moon.
A rather - and this is just my somewhat wearied observation - tiresome internecine war.
I had these! Candy apple metallic red. They looked good though!This is the absolute worst stool one can have, IMO.
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I'm happy and delighted that SJ has at last got the sister she always longed for
Many of the patrons preferred water over wine and from what I've seen I gather she saved at least half of the Ed & Anna wine for herself to enjoy. The white wine was indeed from boxes and the meat from the supermarket, where it was on sale. Your estimate on what she spend per person imho is way too high.To keep on topic:
You guys know I love my math (& food)
So watching the Sunday serving: here are my calculations:
Wine: they bought 56 bottles of wine from Ed&Anna Chateau: they opened 2 to do a tasting upon FiFi's arrival.
We are left with 54 bottles.
There were about 24 Lalande crew:
on average there were 35 Patreons on a day.
Over these 3 days 35 +24 =59 people
18 bottles per day / people there = 0.30 per person to drink. That's one glass max! however I only saw 1 bottle on the table.
So over these 3 days I think they only used 18 bottles tops for patreons. Further more I noticed there was a orangy juice like thing and I think white wine was served in a PITCHER! that must be the boxed wine, because the Ed&Anna bottles where placed on the table in their original bottle.
I did notice 4 bottles of Champagne (couldn't see the brand but it wasn't a Moet or Bollinger)to welcome the patreons with mini pain au chocolate.
Further Feta cheese is quite a cheap cheese because it does not have to sit for ages.
Goat cheese for the potato pie, wasn't the most expensive either.
potato's, tomato's, a leaf of lettuce, and 1 cured ham. To create that plate it has cost her 2 Euro tops per plate!
I have also noticed that there was water bottles and a stupid plate of chocolates on the table while Miss Jarvis chatted to her patreons in the winter salon. Really??? No tea served? there were literally 25 people walking around in your crew and no one could bake 2 simple cakes a day to serve it with tea?
ooooooooh before I forgot, she mentions that the plates are from a charity shop... I guess her patreons are waaaaaay to low of visitors to bust out her spode or better China!
So overall: Miss Jarvis has spent about and this is a high guestimate 10 euro per patreon on food and drinks. 1050 euro tops!
I bet the goat cheese man was allowed to sell his cheese during patreon days, in return she expected him to cook the meals.
Phillipa has a new string to his/her/it's bow. Bearded lady in a circus...Life imitatesArtPhotoshop
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If this happens in front of cameras imagine what happens behind closed doors... Actually, for your own health, don't.
Let's see if she takes him with her on her next well deserved holiday to Egypt, dressed like that. She's "dragging" her ancient mother and her even older husband along too. I guess the entourage is shrinking towards family only...I'm happy and delighted that SJ has at last got the sister she always longed for
Oh sea God, poor Percy, dragged to Egypt. UE looks pretty mummified already, they might worship him!Let's see if she takes him with her on her next well deserved holiday to Egypt, dressed like that. She's "dragging" her ancient mother and her even older husband along too. I guess the entourage is shrinking towards family only...