Words fail me, absolutely fail me.
The Chateau Diaries #180 Warning! They are cilantro people! You either love them or hate them!
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Good evening, my loves! Goodness, I have spent a few hours catching up, as the Fab 15 have been quite busy (and suffice it to say, I had to stop midway throughout #179 to make popcorn- quite the drama fest.) Thank you, @ComtesseRose for whipping us up a fresh new thread (you are amazing as always), and to @M&MsMom for nominating the thread name. Also, @KyBourbon, I am incredibly sorry to hear about the loss of your mum- my hugs and prayers are with you. 
I did get 'round to watching Fanny's Patron Day vlog, and the highlights of it to me were- Amaury's dogs (which are ridiculously adorable labs- and I am wondering HOW on EARTH he lived without them as long as he did?!?), and the Tree Guy just being real. It was also good to see our beloved goat cheese man. While the Patrons did look happy to be there (I felt they were caught up more in the Lalande "Disney" experience), I was disappointed that by Day 3, Potts had to wake our Chartelaine up, as she was already over it, but the team had already been up at the crack of Spud to plan the day. A prime example of how Fanny doesn't really stick to anything. Also, back to Amaury's pups, why does he have them NOW after a YEAR of being at the Shitoo? We all know Herr Nuti does NOT at all like animals- I certainly hope he's not just using the puppers to drive a wedge between them (as he lacks a spine, and does not seem the confrontational sort.)
Also, thank you @Clara Burnett for your fabulous reporting. I'm pretty certain you ARE real, and have had my suspicions since Day 1 of joining the Tattleverse as to your identity... I will keep your secret safe, as now I am 99.9% certain.
But, please exercise caution with your posts- some may reveal too much, and make you identifiable, even to the dimwit Shitoo dwellers. And to those wondering, "Who is Clara?".... Here's a hint- she is NOT the goat cheese man! @Clara Burnett, there is no need for the Tattleverse to ever know who you are, as we'd lose our insider. Thank you for scrawling "Elvis was Here" on the downstairs loo wallpaper, ala Banksy! Fanny will just try to sell it on eBay when it falls off the wall from damp!
I did get 'round to watching Fanny's Patron Day vlog, and the highlights of it to me were- Amaury's dogs (which are ridiculously adorable labs- and I am wondering HOW on EARTH he lived without them as long as he did?!?), and the Tree Guy just being real. It was also good to see our beloved goat cheese man. While the Patrons did look happy to be there (I felt they were caught up more in the Lalande "Disney" experience), I was disappointed that by Day 3, Potts had to wake our Chartelaine up, as she was already over it, but the team had already been up at the crack of Spud to plan the day. A prime example of how Fanny doesn't really stick to anything. Also, back to Amaury's pups, why does he have them NOW after a YEAR of being at the Shitoo? We all know Herr Nuti does NOT at all like animals- I certainly hope he's not just using the puppers to drive a wedge between them (as he lacks a spine, and does not seem the confrontational sort.)
Also, thank you @Clara Burnett for your fabulous reporting. I'm pretty certain you ARE real, and have had my suspicions since Day 1 of joining the Tattleverse as to your identity... I will keep your secret safe, as now I am 99.9% certain.
But, please exercise caution with your posts- some may reveal too much, and make you identifiable, even to the dimwit Shitoo dwellers. And to those wondering, "Who is Clara?".... Here's a hint- she is NOT the goat cheese man! @Clara Burnett, there is no need for the Tattleverse to ever know who you are, as we'd lose our insider. Thank you for scrawling "Elvis was Here" on the downstairs loo wallpaper, ala Banksy! Fanny will just try to sell it on eBay when it falls off the wall from damp!
Phiphi please cooperate I need your chest to mimic FRK so please go bra less and keep wearing those see through blouses their so purrrrrrrfect makes my kitty
purrrrrrrrrr meow 
Listen, a man in a skirt can be hott. Ttttttttttt.
I have a friend whose totally butch art school boyfriend once showed up wearing a stripe of turquoise eyeshadow under his eyes.
She could barely walk.
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Life imitates Art Photoshop
If this happens in front of cameras imagine what happens behind closed doors... Actually, for your own health, don't.
If this happens in front of cameras imagine what happens behind closed doors... Actually, for your own health, don't.
Anyone watch “Living in the Loire” on YouTube? I just found them, could be something.
I have watched his interview on the other thread and just had to come here and say Major Jonny uses the word whilst
Impossible to disagree. I've said it before...it's cyclical. Phases of the moon.
A rather - and this is just my somewhat wearied observation - tiresome internecine war.
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Japanese primary schools have this chart up everywhere - kids in Japan know their stools...............
Yep. Mercury is in Gatorade!
I had these! Candy apple metallic red. They looked good though!
I'm happy and delighted that SJ has at last got the sister she always longed for
Many of the patrons preferred water over wine and from what I've seen I gather she saved at least half of the Ed & Anna wine for herself to enjoy. The white wine was indeed from boxes and the meat from the supermarket, where it was on sale. Your estimate on what she spend per person imho is way too high.
Phillipa has a new string to his/her/it's bow. Bearded lady in a circus...
Let's see if she takes him with her on her next well deserved holiday to Egypt, dressed like that. She's "dragging" her ancient mother and her even older husband along too. I guess the entourage is shrinking towards family only...I'm happy and delighted that SJ has at last got the sister she always longed for
Oh sea God, poor Percy, dragged to Egypt. UE looks pretty mummified already, they might worship him!
Is he doing the Can Can?
I don’t care if people cross dress or they’re non gender binary or whatever. Those two are extremely up themselves and there’s no reason for that, given they’re so obnoxious
I don’t care if people cross dress or they’re non gender binary or whatever. Those two are extremely up themselves and there’s no reason for that, given they’re so obnoxious
There was a beautiful post from Amy from Chateau de Rosiares. Unlike Stefanmeme, she was too heart broken and empathetic to post a video on the day of the Queen's death
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