Yes did someone post that or maybe I read it. That the two royals were involved with a Parker-Bowles. Charles with Camilla & Anne with Andrews brother.
The Chateau Diaries #180 Warning! They are cilantro people! You either love them or hate them!
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I actually think the production company are setting them up to look a bit ridiculous. The whole lingering camera angle concentrating on her unsuitable & unsafe high heels as she climbed the ladder in the last series gave a hint of that. However I also think portraying their ridiculousness in the programmes is purely because it will escalate the viewing figures …… and Stepha-me & Flip-Flop will do anything for a bit of TV coverage and don’t care how foolish they make themselves look to achieve that. (And let’s face it…. there certainly aren’t any diy/renovation stories happening for the crew to film.)
May I offer you my condolences and a big welcome back hug! I have been here longer than you...my how time flies.I’ve been away for a while, but it appears Kathy is banned until 9/24/22 (according to her vlog). I went back and read her latest posts but, for the life of me, I can’t find anything offensive (unless the post was deleted). I do hope she returns.
However, I disagree with comments on Kathy’s vlog that CD Tattle is a “cult.” It’s true many members have been around for a while. I’ve actually been here since Thread #48! Over the past 180 threads we’ve seen members come and go…and we’ve seen some new members that cause a lot of disruption, deception, and posts that are only intended to stir things up for the sake of stirring things up. So, it’s only natural to greet newcomers with some suspicion and a grain of salt.
I’m also disappointed we haven’t heard anything from @Isabelle6541 although I’m not quite ready to say she was a fraud yet (ok…call me naive!). But, if she WAS a fraud, I think it’s an example of why long time members have a healthy dose of skepticism when new people join. I think that’s why suspicion may come across as “cultish.” The real cult is those Patrons who blindly follow SJ…sending money to “restore the chateau” while ignoring her lavish spending on trips, booze, clothes, and tat.
For your viewing pleasure…my first post on Tattle…Thread #48, July 25, 2021!
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And, I was also questioned about my intentions for joining! (I hope that @MojoDublin returns!)
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Chicken cutlets. He is transitioning. Nothing wrong if that's his thing but its hard to hide....
Sounds like they all got what they wanted!more from patrons page this lot are going nowhere they love the grift that keeps on grifting. They are gushing about the day it is pathetic and utterly desperate truly I was never this bleeping sad. How Stef must laugh about these deluded fools.
Jodi Cross
Dearest Stephanie and team Lalande, thank you so much for such a wonderful day. Excellent program of activities to keep us all entertained, Kats song with Maria’s exceptional piano playing was something I will treasure forever. So moving! I could have listened to them all day. Philips interesting tour explaining the history of the rooms, Kirsty’s tour of Isabelle’s beautiful garden was lovely, Nicks walk through the woodland and felling the tree with nuggets of helpful information about tree care and maintenance, and the question and answer session with yourself, Isabelle and Percy was a joy. Lunch with all the Lalanders rallying together to create a perfect relaxing experience was totally enjoyable, having time to create new friendships, discussing our favourite vlogs. There was so much more to discuss as we all remember our favourite parts of the day. I hope everyone reading this is already marking their diary’s to be there for the next patron days! You won’t want to miss it! Stephanie and her amazing team will give you an amazing experience that you will treasure. It’s so lovely meeting the whole team and being able to take selfies with them. The shop is now open so you can treat yourself or friends to a lovely gift to remember your special day. Thank you again everyone for giving us all such an amazing time. Xxxx
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Anne Jacob
It was too short!The day flew by in an instant and the weather God took care to losen the clouds and let it rain only when it was time to leave anyway. Yay! You all were so very welcoming and what was supposed to be just "a snack" turned out to be a proper lunch (in my opinion). Yummy! Good that we had a walk through garden and grounds afterward. I met lovely people, Lalanders and guests, so it was all around a treat! Happy to have been there, happy if we can meet again!
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Bee Hill
It was a fabulous day and well worth the journey to get there. Everyone was so friendly and I felt we were friends that had known each other forever. I particularly enjoyed a chat with Pavlina. Kat too. Saying that, I enjoyed talking to all of the Lalanders, thank you for a most memorable day. Philip gave us a lovely tour of the Chateau and shared his passion of its history. Stephanie, thank you so much for a wonderful day!I came away with two beautiful pewter goblets from the shop which I will cherish! Maybe again next year?!
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Alex Wolf
Thank you all for this lovely day.Everything was so wonderful and we can’t wait to come back. Team Lalande, your Family and Friends…everyone was so lovely and full of positive energy. We were welcomed as like we were a part of it all as well. Your positive energy is infectious!
You gave us such a special day at Lalande, this is a memory we will all think back again with joy and warmth in our hearts!
Could you upload a photo of the group from the first day as well?
We are so grateful and happy
Cant wait to come back some day.
Love, Alexandra and Mats.
Patreons still gushing about their day
Jodi Cross
Dearest Stephanie and team Lalande, thank you so much for such a wonderful day. Excellent program of activities to keep us all entertained, Kats song with Maria’s exceptional piano playing was something I will treasure forever. So moving! I could have listened to them all day. Philips interesting tour explaining the history of the rooms, Kirsty’s tour of Isabelle’s beautiful garden was lovely, Nicks walk through the woodland and felling the tree with nuggets of helpful information about tree care and maintenance, and the question and answer session with yourself, Isabelle and Percy was a joy. Lunch with all the Lalanders rallying together to create a perfect relaxing experience was totally enjoyable, having time to create new friendships, discussing our favourite vlogs. There was so much more to discuss as we all remember our favourite parts of the day. I hope everyone reading this is already marking their diary’s to be there for the next patron days! You won’t want to miss it! Stephanie and her amazing team will give you an amazing experience that you will treasure. It’s so lovely meeting the whole team and being able to take selfies with them. The shop is now open so you can treat yourself or friends to a lovely gift to remember your special day. Thank you again everyone for giving us all such an amazing time. Xxxx
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Anne Jacob
It was too short!
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Bee Hill
It was a fabulous day and well worth the journey to get there. Everyone was so friendly and I felt we were friends that had known each other forever. I particularly enjoyed a chat with Pavlina. Kat too. Saying that, I enjoyed talking to all of the Lalanders, thank you for a most memorable day. Philip gave us a lovely tour of the Chateau and shared his passion of its history. Stephanie, thank you so much for a wonderful day!I came away with two beautiful pewter goblets from the shop which I will cherish! Maybe again next year?!
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Alex Wolf
Thank you all for this lovely day.
Well good for them!!!
*Didn’t think I’d ever say that- but seems they deserve each other!
To keep on topic:
You guys know I love my math (& food)
So watching the Sunday serving: here are my calculations:
Wine: they bought 56 bottles of wine from Ed&Anna Chateau: they opened 2 to do a tasting upon FiFi's arrival.
We are left with 54 bottles.
There were about 24 Lalande crew:
on average there were 35 Patreons on a day.
Over these 3 days 35 +24 =59 people
18 bottles per day / people there = 0.30 per person to drink. That's one glass max! however I only saw 1 bottle on the table.
So over these 3 days I think they only used 18 bottles tops for patreons. Further more I noticed there was a orangy juice like thing and I think white wine was served in a PITCHER! that must be the boxed wine, because the Ed&Anna bottles where placed on the table in their original bottle.
I did notice 4 bottles of Champagne (couldn't see the brand but it wasn't a Moet or Bollinger)to welcome the patreons with mini pain au chocolate.
Further Feta cheese is quite a cheap cheese because it does not have to sit for ages.
Goat cheese for the potato pie, wasn't the most expensive either.
potato's, tomato's, a leaf of lettuce, and 1 cured ham. To create that plate it has cost her 2 Euro tops per plate!
I have also noticed that there was water bottles and a stupid plate of chocolates on the table while Miss Jarvis chatted to her patreons in the winter salon. Really??? No tea served? there were literally 25 people walking around in your crew and no one could bake 2 simple cakes a day to serve it with tea?
ooooooooh before I forgot, she mentions that the plates are from a charity shop... I guess her patreons are waaaaaay to low of visitors to bust out her spode or better China!
So overall: Miss Jarvis has spent about and this is a high guestimate 10 euro per patreon on food and drinks. 1050 euro tops!
I bet the goat cheese man was allowed to sell his cheese during patreon days, in return she expected him to cook the meals.
You guys know I love my math (& food)
So watching the Sunday serving: here are my calculations:
Wine: they bought 56 bottles of wine from Ed&Anna Chateau: they opened 2 to do a tasting upon FiFi's arrival.
We are left with 54 bottles.
There were about 24 Lalande crew:
on average there were 35 Patreons on a day.
Over these 3 days 35 +24 =59 people
18 bottles per day / people there = 0.30 per person to drink. That's one glass max! however I only saw 1 bottle on the table.
So over these 3 days I think they only used 18 bottles tops for patreons. Further more I noticed there was a orangy juice like thing and I think white wine was served in a PITCHER! that must be the boxed wine, because the Ed&Anna bottles where placed on the table in their original bottle.
I did notice 4 bottles of Champagne (couldn't see the brand but it wasn't a Moet or Bollinger)to welcome the patreons with mini pain au chocolate.
Further Feta cheese is quite a cheap cheese because it does not have to sit for ages.
Goat cheese for the potato pie, wasn't the most expensive either.
potato's, tomato's, a leaf of lettuce, and 1 cured ham. To create that plate it has cost her 2 Euro tops per plate!
I have also noticed that there was water bottles and a stupid plate of chocolates on the table while Miss Jarvis chatted to her patreons in the winter salon. Really??? No tea served? there were literally 25 people walking around in your crew and no one could bake 2 simple cakes a day to serve it with tea?
ooooooooh before I forgot, she mentions that the plates are from a charity shop... I guess her patreons are waaaaaay to low of visitors to bust out her spode or better China!
So overall: Miss Jarvis has spent about and this is a high guestimate 10 euro per patreon on food and drinks. 1050 euro tops!
I bet the goat cheese man was allowed to sell his cheese during patreon days, in return she expected him to cook the meals.
WTF? IS THIS
The “charcuterie board”....
I learned recently is French for “I wanted a sandwich but didn’t have any bread”!
This might be old news...but it gave me a chuckle!!!
On the beverages, in one of the photos there was a glass (just behind a bottle of wine) that seemed to have had tomato juice (or a Bloody Mary) in it. I had noticed that.
"We're Laydees"
I was referring disrespectfully to Camilla.but didnt Anne shag and possibly blow Andrew Parker Bowles?? so i guess he wasnt so afraid of her??i guess he still has his dick??
Yes, Anne did do Andrew. And that is reportedly why Camilla decided to do Charles.
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Darling, where is your pretty little face?
How utterly disappointing to be deprived of your beauty.
Please let them know that he was first highlighted on The Chateau Diaries threads.
By coincidence, another Peter Cross was the married Royal Protection Officer the Princess Royal had an affair with whilst still married to Cpt. Mark Phillips. She later began an affair with Tim Lawrence, who later became her husband after the divorce. She has much in common with her older brother. including relationships with the Parker-Bowles it would seem. She and Vice-Admiral Sir Tim Lawrence seem to be happy now, as does the King and his second wife.
Diana counted one of her protection officers, Barry Mannakee, amongst her many lovers. They certainly seem to have a thing about men in uniform.
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It’s the tale of two idiots
In a moldy heap in France lived
an immature but conniving idiot who was surrounded
by a hippie nomadic cult
when one day another
immature but conniving idiot showed up
and idiot one colluded with idiot two
to be crowned idiots of the HMN
The End
May I respectfully make a suggestion for the tikki hut channel...thumbnail to be" Abandoned in a chateau attic" or were they? Based on those photos of grotesques in drag/ dress up.
Here is a mental picture test for you all ........ now ....picture Squirrel Boyfriend doing the Can Can and then picture Major Johnny in his kilt next to him.
Who wins the "Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love" Award??????
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