The Chateau Diaries #18 Porky mitts and porky pies

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Back to doing what she does best. Stirring the pot. As usual trying to show how 'in the know' she is. I think it is best to ignore her antics & not bother commenting on her here. If she wants to come out of the chateau closet then she needs to do it openly & stop leading with the fox and running with the hounds. Her faux innocent ooh look what is happening on another site, nothing to do with me guv it was the big boys who made me did it and ran away stance hidden behind a sugar pink thumbnail don't impress me much.
We used to call them canon stokers, load the canon and let someone else do the firing. Or as my dear old mam would say, 'tit stirrers' given the level of fossilised tit around these days, I would go with the latter.

To be fair, I'm sure she could give us all a good old laugh. She just would be unable to moderate...so maybe not the forum for her :)
 
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Its definitely a French thing, they eat it fresh from the oven every day.

Im new today, can someone tell me how post post a new comment please?
Just go to bottom of screen and in blank box type your post and hit the post reply button.
 
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There are five in the cover photo. In the video there are four including a very wooden dancing BJJ but then he disappears and a different guy makes up the four. Bit like Dr Who regenerating......
Dad dancing narrative...I can do the same moves! It reminds me of an office party I was at a couple of years ago. In fact I had to look twice at one guy as could have sworn it was him.
Was it a Eurovision entry?
 
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As suggested I will set up a GoFundMe page.... Please buy me a Thermomix, latest version and brand new, as I will not be able to live without it and my family will starve! :LOL:
GoFundMeForLife ... the latest treatment programme for people with disabilities (work-shy individuals who want you to fund their lavish
lifestyles).
 
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Dad dancing narrative...I can do the same moves! It reminds me of an office party I was at a couple of years ago. In fact I had to look twice at one guy as could have sworn it was him.
Was it a Eurovision entry?
They can't be a hit really their youtube has 115 subs.
 
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Its definitely a French thing, they eat it fresh from the oven every day.

Im new today, can someone tell me how post post a new comment please?
Scroll down to the bottom of the page. There you'll see your avatar and a box to write your post. Then send. Happy posting.
 
Why does the phrase 'Smeg head' come to mind?
For those not interested it's from Red Dwarf- I like to give young @Marquis de Potpourri homework to do. It keeps the old brain active during lockdown.
I had to do some homework too :giggle:
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Classic education in all things irreverent is never homework. I used to tell my teacher that all the time, she never believed me. Good job she never got some of my more obscure references either ;) 😂
 
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They replaced him at 1:00 😂😂😂😂😂
The new guy is like when my IPhone updates and it works worse than it did before, (it didn’t work that great to begin with).

The dancing was like the blind leading the blind🤣, it didn’t look like any of them knew what they were supposed to be doing!
 
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As she professed to 'love' Marie, and I thought she might 'try' doing her a favour as she had come into such riches, so unexpectedly. But obvs those riches are hers and hers alone to spend on luxurious candles, Hermes belts etc etc etc. Honestly I don't think Marie is great either, I just thought SJ 'might' help her in some way other than offering her a job as cook!
Marie has been her pet project for a long time. Usually any attention from her will send most of her fans to subscribe and support. Not in her case. Do the math FRK!
 
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RE: Thermomix made a ton of different soups. The sou vide I'll try that out when it's warmer. Baking... Ummm I went back to my old bread maker to make dough because well measuring. I'm thinking of giving away some other appliances like the rice cooker. It also makes great ice cream. But I don't think I'd pay 1k or more for one.
 
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I agree - I feel that I have discovered far more about the local area since Dan started to vlog. I am not a fan of drone footage but he used it to show the extend of flooding etc., so there did feel some purpose to it. I like Dan - he's hard working and self-deprecating and I would certainly support him before any of the others.
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IMHO 😆😆😆... basic bottom line is SJ doesn’t give a tit what crap she trots out on her YT channel. I must revisit the patron videos posted here some threads back but from what I gather the patron videos are “better” - however, being better than tit isn’t very difficult. My point is, (I have a friend who always says that “my point is” and I shuffle forward in my chair a little in expectation) my point is the SJ cult fanatic kool-aid drinking disciples don’t care a dam what inane boring tedious dross she films and edits - all they want is to see her. To hear her. To adore her. To comment on her dross. They don’t care about content. They don’t ask for it. They just idolise her, she can do no wrong, and they will faithfully sit for hours pre launch twice a week wringing their hands in nervous delight waiting to hear the f*#king awful intro music and that f*#king awful “Hi, I’m Stephanie“ - wearing that f*#king awful yellow jacket and skirt... and they have their aural and visual orgasms as their gold digging heroine fills their screens. So good people here making amazing suggestions for great content that she could absolutely do and would be interesting to some to watch, even for the fanatics, is a total waste of time. She will never do it, that would involve effort. The rabid fanatics don’t need it. All they want is her. She is enough. And I’ve said it before, she is on the pigs back, the fans are going nowhere, if she has survived this long putting out pure crap and they still fall at her feet she knows she can get away with doing NOTHING and rake in their money as long as they are all alive! She will get richer and richer slowly but surely and I don’t actually think she’s as dumb business wise as we all hope. Marie and Nic are smart people. IJ is a wiley and crafty fox. I’d say she’s is being well advised behind the scenes, she is so money hungry, she knows what she at. She’s not risking one cent of her free grifted money being taken away from her because she didn’t do due diligence.
On the nail there!

She probably uses all the suggestions to make Patron vlogs...hence the upgrading of the tier prices and monetizing them! Poor sods!

Trigger warning ⚠ he's shirtless briefly.
It looks like a sub plot for a bad porno movie.

I reckon @MojoDublin could work with this one.
 
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I found the obscure boy band videos while trying to figure out wtf someone Phillip's age is strutting around in a funeral director getup. I finished work. Had to stay awake because we have rolling blackout warnings during a polar vortex at 40 below. So I can get the propane tanks out of the barn for emergency heat. Furnace won't work without power. So I was bored out of my skull. Then I stumbled on whatever those boy band videos are . They cut him out of the rest of their videos.
 
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I found the obscure boy band videos while trying to figure out wtf someone Phillip's age is strutting around in a funeral director getup. I finished work. Had to stay awake because we have rolling blackout warnings during a polar vortex at 40 below. So I can get the propane tanks out of the barn for emergency heat. Furnace won't work without power. So I was bored out of my skull. Then I stumbled on whatever those boy band videos are . They cut him out of the rest of their videos.
I’m sounding like Jumpsuit Jill now but I think he said he left the band so that video where he disappears half way was his farewell or something 😬
 
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That is what people say when they do not want to tell the real price of something :LOL: When I go shopping everything is on sale!!!!!:LOL::LOL:;)
A coworker paid $1500 for hers. She calls it a cooking robot. I wouldn't go that far. Another co-worker found it on Amazon. $375 was a steal. Co-workers in Spain and Israel couldn't find it when it was still showing some in stock. We figured it was only available in the US and Canada. The firm's owner bought them one on payroll deduction and shipped them. I think they had to buy adapter plugs. I haven't searched for one since then. But it came new in the box.
 
IMHO 😆😆😆... basic bottom line is SJ doesn’t give a tit what crap she trots out on her YT channel. I must revisit the patron videos posted here some threads back but from what I gather the patron videos are “better” - however, being better than tit isn’t very difficult. My point is, (I have a friend who always says that “my point is” and I shuffle forward in my chair a little in expectation) my point is the SJ cult fanatic kool-aid drinking disciples don’t care a dam what inane boring tedious dross she films and edits - all they want is to see her. To hear her. To adore her. To comment on her dross. They don’t care about content. They don’t ask for it. They just idolise her, she can do no wrong, and they will faithfully sit for hours pre launch twice a week wringing their hands in nervous delight waiting to hear the f*#king awful intro music and that f*#king awful “Hi, I’m Stephanie“ - wearing that f*#king awful yellow jacket and skirt... and they have their aural and visual orgasms as their gold digging heroine fills their screens. So good people here making amazing suggestions for great content that she could absolutely do and would be interesting to some to watch, even for the fanatics, is a total waste of time. She will never do it, that would involve effort. The rabid fanatics don’t need it. All they want is her. She is enough. And I’ve said it before, she is on the pigs back, the fans are going nowhere, if she has survived this long putting out pure crap and they still fall at her feet she knows she can get away with doing NOTHING and rake in their money as long as they are all alive! She will get richer and richer slowly but surely and I don’t actually think she’s as dumb business wise as we all hope. Marie and Nic are smart people. IJ is a wiley and crafty fox. I’d say she’s is being well advised behind the scenes, she is so money hungry, she knows what she at. She’s not risking one cent of her free grifted money being taken away from her because she didn’t do due diligence.
Agent 007
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DB 9 on the drive way

I ain’t saying she a gold diggar
but she ain’t messing with no broke

that 💫🥂🍸💫 cash 💰 is already squirrels 🐿 away from the account

there will be a disaster ....
the advisors will have absconded ....
contractors went bust ....

im gonna start charging for fiscal idear s 😝😝

One for MojoDublin's next project....
Currently working on the yellow dress
milk 🥛 gate 😭😭
he’s right after it -🤓
 
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A coworker paid $1500 for hers. She calls it a cooking robot. I wouldn't go that far. Another co-worker found it on Amazon. $375 was a steal. Co-workers in Spain and Israel couldn't find it when it was still showing some in stock. We figured it was only available in the US and Canada. The firm's owner bought them one on payroll deduction and shipped them. I think they had to buy adapter plugs. I haven't searched for one since then. But it came new in the box.
Very lucky.... Not on Amazon anymore and US price on Thermomix site is $1400!!!! I would be killed if I bought one at this price!!!! :LOL: Well if you ever see one for less than $400 you know who to call.... meeeeee:LOL:
 
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